[ SECRET POST #2518 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2518 ⌋

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I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS THIS IMAGE FOR A LITTLE BIT.

[starphotographs]

http://i42.tinypic.com/w1zqk5.jpg

-The haggis-creatures' feet look like hands.
-That recipie reads pretty gnarly when you're not used to cooking with windpipes.
-The tube-noses are kind of disturbing for some reason.
-Check out the "how high is this dude" expression on the foreground haggis-creature.
-The background haggis-creature appears to be fucking gigantic.
-And why is it bouncing? Is that what they do all day? Bounce?
-Why even portray haggis as some kind of weird beast? Who the fuck drew this?

Any thoughts? Are you as weirdly fascinated with this as I am? :P

Re: I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS THIS IMAGE FOR A LITTLE BIT.

[(Anonymous)]

That haggis looks stoned as hell; I'm pretty sure the artist was too.

Re: I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS THIS IMAGE FOR A LITTLE BIT.

[starphotographs]

...That is a good explanation.

how to improve it

[dreemyweird]

Remove the creatures, remove the godawful ugly pink letters. You can leave the hat, though. There, it's better.

But yeah, it's pretty cringeworthy.

Re: how to improve it

[starphotographs]

THE PINK LETTERS BOTHER ME TOO.

It's just... It's not even conventionally gross to me. It's just bizarre and unsettling.

Re: how to improve it

[dreemyweird]

Bad design always bothers me more than the actual contents :/ Although I do shudder to think what it would be like if all the weird visual stuff out there were technically well-done... Salad Fingers is a perfect example, tbh. After seeing the first episode, I refuse to touch it with a barge pole (save for reading the tvtropes page).

Re: how to improve it

[starphotographs]

I actually kind of like Salad Fingers, but I think it's overhyped and not the best thing Firth ever did. I'm partial to the "Sock" series myself.

Re: I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS THIS IMAGE FOR A LITTLE BIT.

[nan]

This is making my mouth water, like how it does right before I vomit. D:

I am too scared to click this link

[(Anonymous)]

Haggis-creature? Cooking with windpipes?

Re: I am too scared to click this link

[starphotographs]

It's just a weird cartoon drawing with a haggis recipe on it! Not too scarring, just peculiar.

Re: I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS THIS IMAGE FOR A LITTLE BIT.

[fingalsanteater]

I think it's kind of cute. Has a '70's artwork vibe to it.

Re: I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS THIS IMAGE FOR A LITTLE BIT.

[starphotographs]

FYI, I actually do think it's weirdly likable, somehow. :D

3/10 would not eat

[herpymcderp]

I just have to say that this is a pretty terrible recipe for haggis. Usually you put a lot of other spices in there, not just salt and pepper.

Re: 3/10 would not eat

[starphotographs]

That struck me as odd, too! But I've never made haggis, so I didn't know if that was normal or not.

Re: 3/10 would not eat

[herpymcderp]

Nope. It would make some bland, excessively crummy haggis. It must be one of those recipe cards of ethnic cuisines adapted for American housewives circa 1950-70. Those tended to enjoy sucking all the flavour out of any recipe printed on them for the sake of being "easy to make".

Re: 3/10 would not eat

[starphotographs]

See, that's what I thought!

Haggis is kind of an odd choice for something "easy," though. All that futzing with gristle and windpipes...

Re: I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS THIS IMAGE FOR A LITTLE BIT.

[riddian]

I'd just like to sail in here and claim "Cooking With Windpipes" as a band name.

Re: I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS THIS IMAGE FOR A LITTLE BIT.

[(Anonymous)]

it better have bagpipes

Re: I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS THIS IMAGE FOR A LITTLE BIT.

[riddian]

Indeed, I was thinking an all-bagpipe band. Maybe some other wind instruments too, but mostly bagpipes.