fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #2523 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2523 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Carnivale]

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[Madame LaLaurie from American Horror Story: Coven]

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[David Duchovny/The X-Files]

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[The Lorax]

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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

09. [SPOILERS for Blacklist]

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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

10. [WARNING for rape?]

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11. [SPOILERS for Once Upon a Time]
[WARNING for rape]

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12. [WARNING for incest]

[The Raven Cycle]

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06. http://i.imgur.com/xmtgjd0.png

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I'd agree, but it might also be Attack on Titan because of the thigh straps.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-11-30 00:20 (UTC) - Expand

That's a goddamn insult to Tony Stark

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Ex-squeeze me, I don't see a goatee anywhere. Even the most girly and sparkly of hentai-porn fanart will still include the goatee.

The only resemblance I see is one has blond hair and one brown, but you might just be right.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-11-30 03:08 (UTC) - Expand

Okay, I see Erik/Charles hidden in the image. I can't make out the other one. Are there more?

Moran/Moriarty.

op

(Anonymous) - 2013-11-30 00:22 (UTC) - Expand

Erwin/Levi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Levi/Eren

just sayin'

This truth

Amen!

eruri is the best thing ever.

No doubt ;v;

Every SnK pairing >>>>>>> Levi/Eren TBH

I fucking hate Levi/Eren. It is the cancer of SnK fandom.

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I have nothing to say about the secret, but the censoring of the image is cracking me up.

Exactly. This might be my favorite secret this week for that reason alone.

Balloons covering guys' dongs = best censor idea ever.

I have nothing else to contribute.

It was gonna be lightsabers but I couldn't get them to scale right. :C

And now it doubles as looner fan art!

this is very billy/teddy from young avengers.

xavier's a natural blond and i love it/can never forget it, so the only way i can take this fanart as erik/charles is to imagine this is one of those universes where charles gets to keep his lush locks.

The pairing is Erwin Smith/Levi from Attack on Titan, which really doesn't matter as much as the fact that, canonically, they are 6'2" and 5'3" respectively. People regularly mistake art of them for characters who are only a few inches apart in height (Tony Stark and Steve Rogers is actually a big one) because people are so desperate to get that uber!uke height rule in there. There are very few pairings that would actually have the Erwin/Levi height difference without skewing it dramatically, so when people assume these pictures are some other pairing, it pretty much tells me they have some shitty slash fiction ideals, which I hate.

...I actually have a lot of feelings about the seme/uke thing, as it turns out.

I could not agree with you more. I hate that 'bottom guy must be so much shorter/smaller than the top guy- even if that's not how it is in canon' rule that pervades fandom.
Yeah, the fact that people confuse Levi/Erwin fanart - a pairing where the height and weight difference is quite significant- with these other pairings just shows how pervasive it is.
Fucking seme/uke rule is so pervasive in slash

Re: This actually really pisses me off

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They're Commander Handsome and Captain Clean. They're Hanji's bitches.

well, that's bound to happen with bland character designs

More like idiot viewers in this case. Those characters don't look even remotely like any of the mistaken pairings.

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