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[ SECRET POST #2528 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2528 ⌋

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I want to be a fly on the wall when the kid will ask how was he born...

Have you ever asked your parents that? No kid would ever ask that.

AYRT - I don't know, I did!

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chardmonster - 2013-12-05 00:09 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2013-12-05 00:13 (UTC) - Expand

Sometimes parents overshare.

I'm probably the result of Buy One, Get One Free Margarita Monday.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-12-05 15:31 (UTC) - Expand

And even if they did, I suppose that a lot of parents had a lot of sex back them, so it wouldn't be easy to know which one was the fuck that conceived the baby.

My parents told me they had kids because they were afraid they'd miss out if they didn't. Mom also admitted that if the amnio had come back abnormal, she might have aborted me.
Weirdly, I found both of these things very comforting.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-12-05 06:40 (UTC) - Expand

Why would this child ever ask how he was conceived

What fucked up children do you know that want to know this

idk, I'd be curious. But I don't think my 'rents would tell me. I mean, I know that they conceived me on their first try, which has nothing to do with any of the details, but I'm not going to ask. It's not a burning question, and I think it would embarrass them.

Ironically, I do know how my brother was conceived, because I heard them telling someone else (it's kind of a funny story, it was just about when and where they were when they decided to try) but I'd never tell him because it would gross him waaaay out.

My kid is interested in where babies come from because she's getting a brother or sister next year. Thank God it's mostly been "where is it coming out" and not "how did it get in there."

And if she ever asks how she was conceived, I will not answer "well, your dad and I were really into it and forgot to get a condom." Nope. Any parent who answers that question with exactly how their kid was conceived should rethink their parenting methods.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-12-06 02:06 (UTC) - Expand

I never asked, but my mother told me... Also now I will share it, because the horror has to go around:

My mother was fresh out of a Childrens Home* and met my father, he had a car and that is pretty much the whole reason they got together... Apparently I was made in the back of that car, and my mother lost her virginity...

So not only am I a result of an one night stand, I am the result of my mothers loss of virginity.

*Or whatever the heck you call it, orphanage for kids that still have parents.

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Hopefully they have more tact than my mom did. When I was seven, when I asked her once again why I didn't have a dad when everyone else did (I was obsessed with having a dad at that age for some reason), she told me that I was conceived in the back seat of the Grenada (our car at the time) after she had too much to drink at a Christmas party, and she couldn't even remember what my dad looked like, much less his name.

My mom, queen of the overshare.

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making_excuses - 2013-12-05 00:46 (UTC) - Expand

I was attempt number two after my Mom's first pregnancy ended in a miscarriage.

Such a cheerful story. On the other hand, if my mystery older sibling had survived, I wouldn't have been conceived, so...

Mazel Tov!

That's brilliant.

[Picture is the actor Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter from the TV series "Hannibal". He is a man with olive skin and short brown hair neatly combed back. He is wearing an expensive looking suit and looking downwards, pensive.]

I am pretty sure my child was conceived while my husband and I were role playing as Hannibal and my alternate universe version of Mischa. Hot cannibalistic incest is the reason I am pregnant.

Transcriptanon, yay! I missed you!

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transcriptanon - 2013-12-05 01:27 (UTC) - Expand

Best secret evah.

Why am I laughing so hard at this?

haha, that's a really good story, anon.

Just don't tell your child. :P

(P.S. congrats & best of luck!)

Haha! This is much better than the last repost from the Hannibal secret Tumblrs. Well chosen, OP.

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lmfao, i actually "erugh"ed at this. well done. congrats on the pregnancy, anon!

Uhhhhhhhhhh, alrighty then! (I can't say anything, OP. I have my own incest ships.)

Congrats!

I like you.

OP, I love you.

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