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I want to be a fly on the wall when the kid will ask how was he born...

Have you ever asked your parents that? No kid would ever ask that.

AYRT - I don't know, I did!

THAT IS REALLY WEIRD

YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT HAVE

Of course the story they told me at age four was phrased more like "and then we made love and decided to make you" and less like "and then we fucked and mom got pregnant", but well, children are curious and I was under the impression that every other child I played with asked the same question in some form (and received very different answers). The fact that I'm from a part of the world that's rather open about sexuality might play a part in this, though.

Oh, I don't mean asking where babies come from. I mean asking the specific circumstances under which they, personally, were conceived. Like "WHAT MOTEL WAS IT, MOM!?" sort of stuff.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-12-05 01:20 (UTC) - Expand

And don't you now think you would have been happier living in an universe where that never happened?

Sometimes parents overshare.

I'm probably the result of Buy One, Get One Free Margarita Monday.

I had a friend in high school whose mom called her "Tequila Baby" as a nickname.

And even if they did, I suppose that a lot of parents had a lot of sex back them, so it wouldn't be easy to know which one was the fuck that conceived the baby.

My parents told me they had kids because they were afraid they'd miss out if they didn't. Mom also admitted that if the amnio had come back abnormal, she might have aborted me.
Weirdly, I found both of these things very comforting.

Mom also admitted that if the amnio had come back abnormal, she might have aborted me

I think this is true for a lot of people tbh. I'm fairly sure my mother would have as well and I probably would too, ngl.

Why would this child ever ask how he was conceived

What fucked up children do you know that want to know this

idk, I'd be curious. But I don't think my 'rents would tell me. I mean, I know that they conceived me on their first try, which has nothing to do with any of the details, but I'm not going to ask. It's not a burning question, and I think it would embarrass them.

Ironically, I do know how my brother was conceived, because I heard them telling someone else (it's kind of a funny story, it was just about when and where they were when they decided to try) but I'd never tell him because it would gross him waaaay out.

My kid is interested in where babies come from because she's getting a brother or sister next year. Thank God it's mostly been "where is it coming out" and not "how did it get in there."

And if she ever asks how she was conceived, I will not answer "well, your dad and I were really into it and forgot to get a condom." Nope. Any parent who answers that question with exactly how their kid was conceived should rethink their parenting methods.

My friend's three year old asked her when she was pregnant with his little sister, "Mommy, are you ready to poop your baby out now?"

omg lol "where is it coming out"

I never asked, but my mother told me... Also now I will share it, because the horror has to go around:

My mother was fresh out of a Childrens Home* and met my father, he had a car and that is pretty much the whole reason they got together... Apparently I was made in the back of that car, and my mother lost her virginity...

So not only am I a result of an one night stand, I am the result of my mothers loss of virginity.

*Or whatever the heck you call it, orphanage for kids that still have parents.

This probably gives you magical powers of some sort.

My birthday's in mid-November, so I've always assumed I'm the result of Valentine's Day.

Edited 2013-12-05 00:38 (UTC)

Mine is too, and I can confirm (thanks, dad) that that is indeed when I was conceived.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-12-05 10:41 (UTC) - Expand

My family is very open about discussing sex. I know either me or my sister was conceived in my grandparents' house while my parents were visiting them for the holidays. But I can't remember which one of us it was.

Hopefully they have more tact than my mom did. When I was seven, when I asked her once again why I didn't have a dad when everyone else did (I was obsessed with having a dad at that age for some reason), she told me that I was conceived in the back seat of the Grenada (our car at the time) after she had too much to drink at a Christmas party, and she couldn't even remember what my dad looked like, much less his name.

My mom, queen of the overshare.

My mom and your mom should become friends and overshare with each other instead Anon!

I was attempt number two after my Mom's first pregnancy ended in a miscarriage.

Such a cheerful story. On the other hand, if my mystery older sibling had survived, I wouldn't have been conceived, so...

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