[ SECRET POST #2545 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2545 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

[fscom]

04. http://i.imgur.com/DqnW42t.png

[(Anonymous)]

Well, hey, cool. Good for you. Do your thing.

Honestly, I find it kind of refreshing to see a secret like this - it's certainly a lot better than the secrets like the one below about how everyone on the planet is horribly ugly and disgusting.

[elaminator]

Yes, I like 'I find this person attractive' secrets much better than 'ew, this actress or actor is disgusting and I don't know how you guys can stand to look at them'. They get old fast, and they're mean.

Plus, Bob is pretty cute. I see nothing wrong with this.

[wldcatsprstr_14]

It's Jay that does it for me. Watched 'Dogma' for the first time a few weeks ago and I was seriously turned on the entire time. I think there's something wrong with me and I don't care.

[tabaqui]

I really like Jay, too. Not sexually but...i wanna hang with him. I feel bad for the real-life guy, though.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, me too. Jay is crazy hot.

[sarillia]

I find him kind of attractive too. I don't know what it is.

[(Anonymous)]

I have had a crush on him for years. My husband got to talk to him one day at his comic book shop when he was looking for a present for me. My husband still teases me about it.

[(Anonymous)]

Your husband sounds like a bit of a controlling dick.

[littlestbirds]

I find him attractive in a gross way that makes me feel like it's 1999. If that makes any sense. Not something I'd go for now, but I see it...

[arcadiaego]

Idk I think Silent Bob would be a good boyfriend. If he weren't in a hertro life partnership with Jay, clearly.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes! And there will be NO break-up of my OTP! *glares*

(hertro?)

[(Anonymous)]

He's cuddly and he has a kind face. I get it.

[sootyowl]

Bob looks like he'd give good hugs.

[(Anonymous)]

man you summed up my opinions about him pretty concisely

[elaminator]

Totes!

[(Anonymous)]

He looks like he would great at cuddling.

[(Anonymous)]

Really? He looks like he would smell pretty badly of fatguy BO and stale weed to me.

[(Anonymous)]

Aww, I totally get it. He's not the most stunning man ever, but he's cute, and his face/eyes just look so kind and sincere. :)

[(Anonymous)]

I've always found him attractive. Met him once and he was a total sweetheart. I love seeing a nice Kevin/Silent Bob secret. <3

[(Anonymous)]

I don't get why these kind of secrets always sound so INDIGNANT. "How dare this person be ugly!"

But then I also never saw the point about calling people 'ugly' in general. It's all subjective, innit? And everyone, unless they have a really ugly personality, has SOMETHING about them that is lovely. Nice smile or good skin or an infectious laugh. How pointless and dull to go through life ferreting out features to be offended by.

[(Anonymous)]

I totally disagree.

1. he's fat
2. he looks like he would have very poor hygiene
3. he's a comic fanboy, which doesn't always lead to point 4 but in this case...
4. he's very anti-woman. read his black cat comic where he thought it would be a good idea to have the black cat's backstory changed to "RAPE! SHE WAS TOTALLY RAPED!!!!"

Secret 4 - Silent Bob (character), Clerks? (film)

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is Silent Bob, as portrayed by Kevin Smith, from the movie "Clerks" and various other media set in that universe. He is a man with light skin, long dark brown hair and a short beard and mustache. He is wearing a gray baseball cap, a dark shirt and a green jacket.]

I'm not normally into dudes. He's an exception. Dose eyes.

Secret Because: It's Silent Bob, seriously.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't necessarily find him attractive per se, and it may be nothing more than the fact that his silence makes him look really thoughtful and dignified by comparison to Jay constantly shooting his mouth off, but I've always just sorta LIKED Bob.

[(Anonymous)]

Kevin's gotten too chubby for my tastes but he is a good looking man in general. He was incredibly handsome in his younger, leaner days. Today... hell, I still would, if only because he's THE Kevin Smith but he has a very handsome face and his voice is really sexy too.