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fandomsecrets2013-12-31 06:36 pm
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[ SECRET POST #2555 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2555 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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[Attack on Titan/Shingeki No Kyojin]
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[The Muppet Movie]
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04.
[Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]
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[Frozen]
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[Once Upon a Time]
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[Dissonance]
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[Zooey Deschanel]
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[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]
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[Eona: The Last Dragoneye]
Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 038 secrets from Secret Submission Post #364.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Jesus and Moses were playing golf
(Anonymous) 2014-01-01 02:34 am (UTC)(link)On a particularly difficult hole, and Moses expressed his doubts that Jesus could make the shot over the water.
"Watch this, Moses, I think I can do it," exclaimed Jesus. "I've seen Arnold Palmer make this shot, and if Arnold Palmer can do it, then so can I."
Moses rolled his eyes and let Jesus try. Sure enough, the ball splashed into the water. Moses parted the water for Jesus, who went in to retrieve his ball.
Jesus, however, was not ready to give up.
"I know I can do this, Moses -- I've seen Arnold Palmer do it, and if he can do it, then so can I."
True to form, however, Jesus' ball ended up back in the water. Moses parted the water, and Jesus went in to retrieve the ball.
"Look, Jesus," said Moses. "Try again if you like, but I'm not parting the water for you again."
"Fair enough, Moses," said Jesus. "But you know, I've seen Arnold Palmer make this shot, and if Arnold Palmer can do it, then so can I."
Once again, Jesus' ball was in the water. Jesus proceeded to walk upon the water to get it.
Another group of golfers came up behind Moses and saw Jesus walking on the water. "Holy Cow!" one of them said to Moses. "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus?"
"No," said Moses, rolling his eyes. "He thinks he's Arnold Palmer".
Re: Jesus and Moses were playing golf
Re: Jesus and Moses were playing golf
(Anonymous) 2014-01-01 02:42 am (UTC)(link)Re: Jesus and Moses were playing golf