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⌈ Secret Post #2555 ⌋

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[Attack on Titan/Shingeki No Kyojin]

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[The Muppet Movie]

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[Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]

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[Frozen]

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[Once Upon a Time]

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[Dissonance]

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[Zooey Deschanel]

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[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]

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[Eona: The Last Dragoneye]

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[NOTE: I'm aware that there are different versions of this joke, but the version I'm familiar with had a Polish guy so that's the one I'm using.]

An American guy, a Russian guy, and a Polish guy are discussing space travel.

"My people were the first in space!" the Russian guy says smugly.

"Oh yeah? Well my people were the first on the moon!" the American guy says, equally smugly.

Then the Polish guy chimes in with: "My people are going to be the first on the sun!"

The American guy and the Russian guy both look at him like he's crazy.

"You can't go to the sun!" says the Russian guy.

"Yeah! You'd burn up!" says the American guy.

The Polish guy rolls his eyes and says: "We're not stupid. We're going at night!"

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