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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-12-31 06:36 pm

[ SECRET POST #2555 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2555 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Attack on Titan/Shingeki No Kyojin]


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03.
[The Muppet Movie]


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04.
[Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]


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05.
[Frozen]


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06.
[Once Upon a Time]


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07.
[Dissonance]


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08.
[Zooey Deschanel]


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09.
[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]


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10.
[Eona: The Last Dragoneye]














Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 038 secrets from Secret Submission Post #364.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

[Insert Country Here]

(Anonymous) 2014-01-01 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Again with the country jokes, but insert the country you tell jokes about wherever you like. Also, this is one better said allowed. Especially if you can roll your r's.

A border patrol guy is checking passports when he runs across a suspicious one. He pulls the guy around to the inspection zone and takes him inside. After a some questioning, the traveller slips up and almost incriminates himself. The border guy knows it, but wants to play with him a little.

"Okay, traveller," the agent says, "I'll make you a deal. If you can say use three words in a sentence, you can go on through."

Feeling confident, the traveller agrees. "Fine, what words?"

"Green, pink, and yellow."

The traveller furrows his brow for a moment, thinking. The agent sits back with a grin, knowing he has this in the bag, but the traveller looks up with a grin, too.

"That is easy! The phone goes, 'GRRRREENGRRRRREEN,' and I pink it up and say, 'Yellow!'"