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⌈ Secret Post #2579 ⌋

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Going by the role i've already been implied to have, I'm the amoral businessman who helps or hinders protagonists and antagonists based soley on my ability to benefit from either. As a result, I have been shown capable of good acts but can't be trusted.

Many of the parties and other big events where dramatic shit can happen are funded by me or my company.

Mutually beneficial pacts are exciting. I've given your company a lot of money over the years.

Then you come for his soul.

It's such a pretty soul.

Can I have a stint as a literal soul purchaser for you ? Employing goodbusnessmen is just good business after all.

Naturally I'm trying to double cross you cause I only ended up giving me your soul when I failed a contract on technicality. I'm sour about it.

That seems like the perfect power struggle. I have your soul. You have my lamp.

The sexual tension is so thick in one episode it physically manifests and our b-plot while the main characters grapple with a pregnancy is literally beating it back down to an abstract with chairs.

Edited 2014-01-25 03:39 (UTC)

That is the episode we introduce Chard so we never have this problem again.

Chard was there from episode one. But it's in the next episode (fans hated the idea of this being added to our relationships makeup after all) that we discover the adjunct is doing things with the evil old man.

By old, I look pretty much exactly he same as I do now, but with grey streaks for sideburns. Also after the car crash I had an eyepatch upon my return for a while.

Wait

Are you... his younger clone? But you don't know it.

No way. Though I do double duty as my own son in an episode where we see what live was like for Greenvelvetcake in the future. 3 women and 2 men are all implied to be the future mother at different points during the season.

The eyepatch was a gift from Chard. You hide poison in it.

Hello! I'm a quirky magic dream academic who is here to give your life a dose of whimsy and awkwardness!

You pull off that ruse well enough. Even I fall for it for a while but as the show goes on it is revealed that you're behind half of Noodle's business deals. You're just better at hiding your involvement.

Yes, but I'm a quirky magic dream VILLAIN. I'm still bringing whimsy and awkwardness!

It's like mirror universe The New Girl.

Sounds like you pop eyes. Do you?

I want your soul when I discover your true nature. It would be a great matching set with Noodle's.

Pop... eyes?

Think of it as an endearment, like "dollface."

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Pop eyes! For some reason a lot of evil characters do it. You know, like, destroying someone's eyes with a sharp object. I'm not sure why this is so common in things I watch.

Bad shit happens to me in laser guided karma attacks. I usually end up in a coma for a quarter of to two seasons as a result when the writers make me too insurmountable an obstacle otherwise.

So far I've been shot, been in a car crash, was attacked by an evil alternate version of greenvelvetcake and in a dramatic reveal during one of my stints as a face, had terminal cancer.

Edited 2014-01-25 03:31 (UTC)

The reason you keep coming back is because you have my lamp.

Othellia reveals to Kaijinscendre that the reason you are trying to have Case's bar condemned (and to put half of Main Street out of business by building a mall in its place) is that you have a massive grudge against the town because of something traumatic that happened in your youth. Kaijinscendre must now stop you with the legal assistance of Icyred.

You have amnesia when you wake up from the coma, of course. Who tries to take advantage of your memory loss for nefarious purposes of their own?

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