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[ SECRET POST #2607 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2607 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Shaun of the Dead]

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[link for porny, doujinshi]

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[Gatchaman Crowds]

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http://rambleonamazon.tumblr.com/post/75391607961/can-we-talk-about-dinseys-transgender-princess

For the record.

YOU FOUND IT! Bless your heart!

Luckily it was in my history. :B

That's really... reaching.

Thank you for finding that.

It still doesn't make sense.

Is it sad that I went, "wait...Maleficent is obviously gay? I don't know, that scene where Philip gets tied up seems awfully telling to me..."

I knew it was going to be a stretch but...

-Jasmine doesn't have female handmaidens
-Jasmine's guards are not eunuchs
-The Sultan changes the law so Jasmine can marry Aladdin
-Cis people LOVE to sexualize trans women

...that's it. That's the argument? (also, a bonus rant about Frozen "whitewashing" those Scandinavians, lol)

Oh, and something about Jasmine's tiger. The tiger means she's trans.

Because they both begin with T! Obviously.

That argument is more compelling than anything I gleaned from that tumblr post!

Nah, it's because the tiger is male and when Jafar "sexualizes" Jasmine, his first move is to weaken her male guardian by turning him into a kitten.

Which totally misses the point that said tiger had, right before that, been defending Jasmine.

Re: The original tumblr post about how Jasmine is obviously trans

(Anonymous) - 2014-02-23 00:53 (UTC) - Expand

Re: The original tumblr post about how Jasmine is obviously trans

mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com - 2014-02-23 03:30 (UTC) - Expand

I think she's saying that the big tiger (euphemism) gets shrunk down into a little tiger (euphemism).

Also contains a bonus mention about how Maleficient was totes gay. Everybody knows the first gay Disney character was Le Fou.

Haha oh yeah. I haven't seen Sleeping Beauty in forever, but vividly recall Maleficient making that prince her sex slave. or something like that. but hey, I'm a lesbian and Maleficient could totally do me, so no hurt feelings.

Mal is hot and has the sexiest voice in the movie.

Re: The original tumblr post about how Jasmine is obviously trans

(Anonymous) - 2014-02-22 01:45 (UTC) - Expand

The first gay Disney character was the Cupid bird in the short "Who Killed Cock Robin?," if you're genuinely curious. He's gay in the Hays Code sense, much like the Reluctant Dragon, who arrived on the scene six years later.

I can definitely believe that Le Fou was gay, now that you mention it.

Re: The original tumblr post about how Jasmine is obviously trans

iceyred - 2014-02-22 02:59 (UTC) - Expand

Excuse me that is erasure, Disney's first lesbian couple predates Le Fou by an entire generation.

Yeah, Marian left her for a tod in the end but that was pretty much the norm in lesbian fiction of the era.

Further proof:
- Lady Kluck is a chicken and Marian is a fox, what do foxes do to chickens, hmmm?
- Badminton is one of the top five most lesbian sports.
- They are wearing pink and blue, obviously code for the butch/femme dynamic.

Edited 2014-02-22 04:20 (UTC)

Re: The original tumblr post about how Jasmine is obviously trans

iceyred - 2014-02-22 04:34 (UTC) - Expand

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caecilia - 2014-02-22 05:04 (UTC) - Expand

Everybody knows the first gay Disney character was Le Fou.

But what about the Fox and the Hound? That was gay furry Romeo and Juliet!

Re: The original tumblr post about how Jasmine is obviously trans

iceyred - 2014-02-22 04:51 (UTC) - Expand

They don't know what Scandinavians are, do they?

What she's referring to is the misuse of Sami iconography in the film. Whitewashing is probably the wrong term because Sami would be considered to be white too but they have been historically mistreated by other Scandinavians and as I understand still face oppression.

I myself am of Norwegian descent and realy didn't know most of this until the film came out and Sami people started talking about their issues with it.

But also as a Trans Woman... heh, I really don't think the tumblr post makes a compelling argument at all. An interesting one and if she wants to write a fic on it that could be interesting, but anything like the lack of Eunuchs and such I feel is just Disney not wanting to touch that subject.

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Re: The original tumblr post about how Jasmine is obviously trans

(Anonymous) - 2014-02-22 08:26 (UTC) - Expand

That is a parody. You can't tell me otherwise, I'm not listening, lalalala.

...I can't even figure out if this post is arguing that Jasmine is a trans man or a trans woman.

This.

Wow, just... wow!

There's nothing wrong with headcanons (I love a good headcanon), but stating this as fact, and giving rather flimsy "evidence" to support it is REALLY reaching!

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out something that makes more sense and takes fewer acrobatics to make work.

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