[ SECRET POST #2636 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2636 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 086 secrets from Secret Submission Post #377.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You should have seen old F!S on lj when we were really allowed to let rip. This, despite what you think, is the nice fluffy-bunny and supportive F!S. Mainly because there is a "ban this person" poster around who shrieks whenever they see something they don't like and Case is far too trigger happy on the thread freeze function. It would be nice to be able to say that many secrets and posters, like you OP, deserve to be sodomized by a chipmunk weilding a chainsaw with the blood of your puppy on it. Just we can't. Still at least we are still a little mean and able to do a little for the cause of reminding people the internet and online comms are not safe places for the neurotically weak, that is something. If you want a hug, dress as a choirboy and visit a Catholic Church.

[(Anonymous)]

i'm amazed at how hard this comment is trying

[(Anonymous)]

Now would that be being sodomized by the chipmunk itself, or the chainsaw it's holding?

[skippydelicious]

whY not both?

You wouldn't want to short-serve on a good sodomization party, would you?

[dethtoll]

Ban!Anon is so fucking boring. Though nothing quite tops someone complaining that I was bullying someone because I gave them 0/10 for a personal attack on me.

BAWWWWWW

[insanenoodlyguy]

SOMEONE ELSE'S BLOG USES SOMEONE ELSE'S RULES! I CANNOT HANDLE EVEN THIS TINY AUTHORITY!

KEEP CRYING BABY

[forgottenjester]

Wowza! You won the trying to be a badass and failing award! What will you do with this new distinction?

Are you gonna buy a car? Tell me you'll buy a car.

[(Anonymous)]

The govt says I have to use it to get a Lamborghini, but I really want a jet-ski

[forgottenjester]

Get a Lamborghini that transforms into a jet-ski.

tried so hard and got so far but in the end you were just typing like a moron

[fingalsanteater]

Re: tried so hard and got so far but in the end you were just typing like a moron

[(Anonymous)]

Pyuma man...

Re: tried so hard and got so far but in the end you were just typing like a moron

[fingalsanteater]

He flies like a moron.

Re: tried so hard and got so far but in the end you were just typing like a moron

[(Anonymous)]

Da dum! Da dee! Da dum dee dah dum dah

Re: tried so hard and got so far but in the end you were just typing like a moron

[pantswarrior]

Well this wins the entire day's post. :D

[(Anonymous)]

Eh.

FS has been worse, sure, but it's also been better. I've been following the comm for years, and I'm pretty sure that there was a phase a while ago where there was significantly less meanspiritedness.

[(Anonymous)]

reminding people the internet and online comms are not safe places for the neurotically weak

You need to meet an ex-flister of mine, who whined incessantly, FOR MONTHS, about how her 'safe place' was violated because she received negative responses to one of her off-the-cuff, obscene, UNLOCKED, and increasingly incoherent posts about something almost everyone but her had gotten over a long time ago.

[(Anonymous)]

Boy, those are very specific sexual fantasies you have there, buddy.