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⌈ Secret Post #2641 ⌋

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Correct me if I'm wrong on this, but isn't there wank over whether Megatron and Starscream could work as a romantic couple?

That doesn't really count as a shipping war though. Just the usual criticism because of abuse/consent/ethics stuff (plus the usual amount of hate for being big and having lots of OOC fanworks); there's no big opposition like Megatron/Optimus shippers that are constantly at war with Megatron/Starscream and creating bad feeling like there would be with some fandoms. I think OP is wanting Ship VS Ship wank.

Isn't the Transformers Prime fandom full of shipping wars? You could try that branch.

Haha, I'm in reeeally small fandoms, so I think if my fandom started having shipping wars I'd implode. *Enjoy* your wank-free fandom!

Is TF the fandom you're in, or one of the ones you miss?

The relative lack of shipping wank is one of the reasons I like the TF fandom.

The lack of ship wars is one of our greatest assets! Hopefully you have other fandoms that can fill that empty space for you though? XD

*Pokes current fandom*-- you can have our shipping wars. And our ridiculous love triangle. Please. Take them away.

You just haven't played-out your rare pairing in an RP yet. :P

Edited 2014-03-28 05:34 (UTC)

Whatevs. No shipwars means no one gives me shit when I say Magnus is the most sexless thing this side of a Rock Lord, and no one should be shipped with him ever.

Exfuckingscuse you?

Magnus is Hot as Fuck and he is bending Rodimus over the Lost Light's desk like five times a day. Just because he's Prim doesn't mean he's Sexless.

Hot as Fuck? More like Hot as a Brick. Even the Matrix doesn't want him. Bro looks like he was hammered together out of two by fours.

The Matrix is a drunk ho about choosing successors. That doesn't count for shit. And what the hell did Whiny mcEmomus Prime do with the fucking matrix? He kept trying to give it away in G1 because Lol How I Responsibility and in IDW he uses it as a fucking status symbol to reinforce the "Old Ways" the whole goddamned civil war was trying to undo and Divine Right.

Magnus is a beautiful, aching soul just trying to do what's right in a world that makes no sense and he's dying inside trying to keep everyone else alive and he just had so much love for Optimus and then Roddy got him fucking killed. Good job, Matrix. Great pick.

All right, let me rephrase. Magnus isn't completely unattractive to everyone. He's just completely unattractive to everyone who doesn't have a weird shoulder fetish that also makes them spout bullshit like an eighth-grader's notebook.

He's unattractive to people with the reading comprehension of a second grader because they can't see that he's a layered individual like a - heaven forbid! - real person.

Can't have REAL PEOPLE in fiction! What will be next? Women? GOD SAVE US ALL

Yeah, yeah. Way to try to make me a misogynist in this. How about I ship Magnus with Elita-1? Then he can join her offscreen where we never fucking see her and leave more space for the actually fuckable robots.

Please they were fucking when they were still Dion and Ariel in a threesome with Orion. But oh God can't have women leaders on screen it might turn into some show about girl power and we can't have that!

He's not even Dion!!

Oh my god, you're making the 'eat your vegetables' argument with a character that's not even a woman. If I have to get off on two bricks knocking into each other to be a good feminist, sign me up for the Republican party.

I was talking about shipping him with Elita-1

There goes that lack of reading comprehension again. Are you sure you're old enough to be on the internet?

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eaten_by_bears - 2014-03-28 07:29 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-03-28 23:42 (UTC) - Expand

Uh, wait up a sec. It's possible I'm missing the joke/sarcasm, but: you don't actually tell people they shouldn't ship him with anyone just because you don't care for him, do you? I can see the sexless thing, but trying to stop other people from shipping a character you don't like would be kinda shitty.

No, no. I actually like Magnus a lot. Just trying to give OP a little satisfaction.

Now I think of it, if I'd wanted to be more sincere I could've gone with Silverbolt and Blackarachnia from Beastwars.

SHE IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU, YOU CONDESCENDING BIRDDOG!

OMG, I've missed this side of this fandom, you beautiful phoenix yourself.

Silverbolt is, admittedly, kind of a huge butthole.