[ SECRET POST #2660 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2660 ⌋

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Comments

So how's your sex life?

[(Anonymous)]

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Re: So how's your sex life?

[(Anonymous)]

INCREDIBLE.

are you referencing what i think you're referencing

[rubbertea]

Re: are you referencing what i think you're referencing

[mekkio]

Will never get tired of that movie.

Re: So how's your sex life?

[insanenoodlyguy]

I need MORE

Re: So how's your sex life?

[souljelly]

I was pretty much stood up today, after a meeting/hook up I'd been looking forward to for months. So... not great. ;_;

Re: So how's your sex life?

[iceyred]

Nonexistent. I'm hoping to change that.

Re: So how's your sex life?

[making_excuses]

....as in Asexual girlfriend and I am too lazy to go out in town to find a one night stand, but other than that all is fine in the land of Vikings.

Re: So how's your sex life?

[sarillia]

My dildos and vibrators are working as well as ever

Re: So how's your sex life?

[(Anonymous)]

I keep forgetting to jack off before I go to bed and fall asleep before anything happens.

Re: So how's your sex life?

[otakugal15]

Awesome~

hoping the boyfriend is in a mood when he gets home. A relaxer before work would be great. ;)

Re: So how's your sex life?

[inkdust]

Solo but active. But god, the phrasing of that question is gross to me.

Re: So how's your sex life?

[straightforwardly]

Quiet.

Re: So how's your sex life?

[(Anonymous)]

We're going to play a game of Dominion to decide who tops tonight.

She's better at Dominion than I am.

I'm 100% okay with this.

FAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION & question about erections

[(Anonymous)]

I had sex last night. My partner had four erections and three orgasms with me in the space of half an hour (by the fourth his body was still into but he had stuff to do before bed).

He usually comes twice when we have sex. He's the first man I've ever met who could do that, have more than one orgasm in the space of 5 minutes, I thought that was incredible enough. Four is pushing it even for him. He seems to be getting... more virile with age? We're in our 40s.

Part of me feels smug. He never did this before me (he says). I even can credit FS last night as I tried a trick I read on FS. Putting lube inside the condom before I rolled it on. He reallllllly liked that.

Also lots of bum play and he asked me if I would buy a strap on. Then he sat on my lap and we pretended I already had one. I keep meaning to get around to buying it but we're doing so well just fantasizing and I don't want to burst the bubble.

I had zero orgasms btw. Bah. I really need to buy a new vibrator (I use it with him at the end and the batteries ran out).

Re: So how's your sex life?

[pantswarrior]

Nonexistent, which is just how I like it.

Re: So how's your sex life?

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty dang good, and potentially opening up in some new directions. Knock wood.

Re: So how's your sex life?

[honk]

all my friends & i fuck e/o like rabbits

everyone i know has their pants around their ankles half the time, welcome to college

Re: So how's your sex life?

[maverickz3r0]

Pretty great really.

Re: So how's your sex life?

[(Anonymous)]

It exists solely inside my head, and that's ok.

Re: So how's your sex life?

[herpymcderp]

What sex life?

Re: So how's your sex life?

[fingalsanteater]

Non existent.

Re: So how's your sex life?

[(Anonymous)]

I like my hand very much. But I hope to add another human being into the equation sometime.

Re: So how's your sex life?

[cakemage]

The motor on my vibrator is dying. :C

Re: So how's your sex life?

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty good actually. I get fun sex with a hot, young dude on a regular basis. Wish I had a real romantic relationship, just not with this guy since we're more like friends than anything else. I'm still looking for the right one.