[ SECRET POST #2673 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2673 ⌋

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Comments

[kaijinscendre]

What is Canada doing to produce so many people that can instantly heal themselves? Is it the maple syrup?

[(Anonymous)]

How else are they supposed to be able to eat all that poutine and live?

[kaijinscendre]

Poutine.

[(Anonymous)]

How dare you. Poutine is awesome.

[(Anonymous)]

Poutine *is* awesome. It's also possibly the least healthful food on earth. It's like the anti-Philosopher's Stone.

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, just say healthy. Healthful is not a real word, and using it makes you* sound like those assholes who like to pretend they're smarter than they are by using big words without knowing what they mean.

*general you, not specific you

[(Anonymous)]

I learned it on Sesame Street like I learned most of my English. I should have known not to trust puppets.

Um, what? Yes, it is a word and has been for a very long time.

[(Anonymous)]

health·ful [helth-fuhl]
adjective

1. conducive to health; wholesome or salutary: a healthful diet.
2. healthy.

Origin:
1350–1400; Middle English helthful. See health, -ful

[(Anonymous)]

I learned to make my own cheese curds for poutine. So worth it.

[(Anonymous)]

...you thought all that stuff about having better health care was a bluff?

[kaijinscendre]

I see. Creating super soldiers. Too bad your first test subjects are insane and/or surly.

[iceyred]

It's the universal healthcare. They don't trust it so they evolved in a species that doesn't need it.

[kaijinscendre]

Americans don't even have healthcare! We should have like...thousands of Wolverines.

[(Anonymous)]

But instead all the US gets is Cyclops. Oh man.

[kaijinscendre]

We still got Captain America! And I think we might have jurisdiction over Thor.

[making_excuses]

Oh no you do not get Tor he is Scandinavian and will stay that way until the end of the earths!

Now I shall go ask the Gods for forgiveness on your part and hope they don't smite you for your insurbination... If I have to sacrifice a sheep for you or invade Scotland again I will not forgive you...

[iceyred]

'Scuse you, he invaded us. He's an illegal immigrant and we're detaining him and we will make him walk around in his underroos. For science.

[making_excuses]

You sure you wanna take up the fight with us?

[iceyred]

'Merica- the land of freedoms. Including the freedom to keep Thor. I take your post as a declaration of war.

Because we have to pretend to be civilized, I'll point out Kaijinscendre's excellent suggestion of dual citizenship.

[kaijinscendre]

He lives in New York! And works for SHIELD (which is mostly American).

We can give him dual citizenship. As long as Canada doesn't get him.

[making_excuses]

Nope he has a work visa, he has a Norwegian citizenship*, we would must rather share him with the Canadians, they are almost Scandinavian so.

*I might be okay with Danish or Swedish, I will not fight The Finns for anything, they managed to hold of The Russians.

[(Anonymous)]

"they are almost Scandinavian"

Wait, what. I am Canadian and I have never heard anyone say this before. Would you mind sharing your reasoning?

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds like what you are saying is that Norway has conquered the US in the Marvel-verse and their Gods are using it for their entertainment like the old Belgian-Congo. Cool.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought SHIELD didn't exist anymore?

HAIL HYDRA!

[(Anonymous)]

Straight-up conducting torturous experiments on its citizens

the Marvel universe is kinda dystopian sometimes