[ SECRET POST #2716 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2716 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 044 secrets from Secret Submission Post #388.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - this is getting too obvious now, anon ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Favorite line from a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Do you have a line from a fic that's always stayed with you? It could be something completely hilarious or utterly heartbreaking and profound, some writers in fandom can really turn a phrase. Could also be several lines, if that's what it takes to convey their quality.

[chardmonster]

"Where did all the cock disappear to?"

From "I Saw Jennifer Love Hewitt At The Circus"

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[fingalsanteater]

The entirety of Thirty Hs.

TW for... uh... non-con? I guess? Misogyny?

[(Anonymous)]

But Faith wouldn't cum. She would not allow herself. She would not cum like a bitch with a dick in her ass. The witch had used her magic to make her body respond to the sodomy, forced her to moan like a fucking bitch, had forced those words out of her, but the redhead would not make her cum. Faith didn't care how powerful Willow was. Willow could use magic to make Faith like getting butt fucked, which was the only reason which could explain how Faith could be possibly enjoying it, but no matter how powerful she was Willow would never make her cum like a bitch with a dick in her ass. No one would. She wouldn't cum, she wouldn't cum, she wouldn't cum, she...

"Aaaaaarrrrrghhhh," Faith screamed as she came like a bitch with a dick in her ass, "Aaaarrrggghhhh."

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

And then there was the time the TARDIS' internal time field collapsed.

After introductions and a few quick explanations for those who had never heard the word 'regeneration' before, most of the various humans, humanoids, and robots trundled off into the Doctor's study while Romana and the Doctor stayed on the bridge attempting to fix things. The study, it turned out, had liquor. The conversation wended its way through adventures, Daleks, strange alien vistas, Daleks, terrifying moments and Daleks before finally winding up at the Doctor's willie.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57284

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

I assume quoting the entirety of "My Immortal" is off-limits, so here

""Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of fuck you."
-Tiberium Wars

(Bonus: I have no knowledge of the fandom. I just read that one fanfic.)

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[vethica]

"...and when he came it was like having his lights punched out by an angel."

- Go Avay

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

"Can't help...drunk."

"Yes I see that. You wanna tell me why you're drunk?"

"I was...drinking."

"Yeah, great detective that I am, I actually had that all figured out."

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

"He's a beautiful mess tonight, a tangle of tired bones and angry questions swept up in a pain that's dark and sharp."

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[ibbity]

"He acknowledged her presence with a look that was so lacking in enthusiasm it could deflate ballons."

I have it noted that this is from a story called "Compendium" by someone called "zwip," but I have no memory of the actual context, though I have a vague feeling it was from an xxxHolic fic.

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

"Then he had the baby and it was an angry lizard."

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[siofrabunnies]

Really, anything by ComixNix is collectively my favorite. I know that's cheating, but I don't particularly care.

"Oh Superman, it's disaster!!! Doctor Claw injected inside my uterus a mini black hole from the LHC and told me to go to the Metropolis Bank, so this way the black hole would suck the money in and Doctor Claw would get it!!!!" This is Penny, by the way. Link

For a more serious one, I'd have to look around to find.

Obligatory, but it really is my favorite...

[(Anonymous)]

WHY COULDN'T SATAN HAVE MADE ME LESS BEAUTIFUL~~~

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[rubbertea]

oh man, there are so many but i can't remember anything D: it's so frustrating

also i know it sounds sappy but if a shippy story is long, well-written and beautifully grounded into reality (i.e. not fluff), my favorite line tends to be a variant of "i love you". it's just, i like the sentimentality of it, just sitting here in what is otherwise a gritty and realistic story. it has a lot more impact that way.

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic /// From a DS9 fic...I actually gasped when I read this.

[(Anonymous)]

"Now I know why I was born," Kejal squeezed Odo's shoulders. "You're scared, but I'm here to show you that you don't have to be."

The outer layer of the sphere began to burn away in the star's solar wind. Trails of glowing material billowed out like a comet's diaphanous tail.

How strange. It hurt in waves, yet it was no more painful than labor. Somehow, Odo expected worse.

Kira's ashes glittered everywhere, tiny dust motes within a sunbeam. Odo realized he'd been breathing them the whole time.

"It's starting," whispered Kejal. "Pray with me?"

Odo blinked, "How?"

"Just call out to what you believe in."

Kejal peered upward and began the song he sang at Doctor Mora's funeral eons ago. A prayer asking the Prophets to light a wayward traveler's destination.

Incredible heat blazed down. Odo clutched Kejal tighter. He watched the embers-- pieces of himself and his son-- mingle with Kira's cremains in the star's hellish onslaught. It happened too quickly to register more than a dull ache.

Kejal kept chanting. Odo sank to sit on an outcropping. He held Kejal closer and listened. Only his son would greet his imminent demise with a song.

Get a hold of yourself! Odo berated himself. Doctor Mora showed you how to die with dignity eleven billion years ago, now follow his example!

"It's okay." Kejal patted his arm. He curled up in Odo's lap like he used to in his youth and laid his head on his shoulder. "I'm right here with you. I love you, mother."

Odo's fingers dented Kejal's clothing. "I love you, too, Kejal."

Kejal remained perfectly calm. How could he not feel mortal terror? How was he so certain?

Odo clutched his offspring tighter, trying in vain to protect him from the inevitable. He comforted himself with an errant thought. We left our footprints with the Odoans. If all else fails, I know the story will live on. The Odoans will remember there was an Odo, a Kejal, a Kira Nerys, an Aleexa and a Mora Pol.

The star's boiling surface surged closer. He squeezed his eyes shut and waited for oblivion.

"Mother," Kejal whispered, "I understand why you're afraid, but don't be. There is so much to experience. We'll do this together, okay? You and me. Now open your eyes and see."

Grief-stricken, surrounded by his imminent incineration, Odo lifted his head. His eyes reflected a light not caused by the star above him. Both his eyebrows went up. The same glow came from himself, Kejal and the last Odoan biosphere barely visible in the distance.

"I lifted this vision from father's pillow. It's what he saw right before he died. Can you see it, mother? Can you see the light?"

"Kejal, I-- "

Odo remembered the whiteness he saw during Kejal's birth, the deka seed he'd planted and transporting Doctor Mora's braid into a nebula. All were things he did out of hope, and they came true.

I understand now.

Just like that, his fear became acceptance. His grip on his son relaxed. He beamed with tears welling in his eyes.

It was so simple.

"I found it," Odo said, "I found my prayer."

Kejal nuzzled Odo's shoulder. His response was drowned out by the disintegration of the last layer between them and the star's radiation. Their approximated skin began to dry out and flake off as the vacuum of space violently whipped at their hair.

Kejal looked up. Half his face was crumbling. He still managed a smile.

Odo felt himself solidifying like volcanic glass. He kissed his son's undamaged right ear and closed his eyes.

The light brightened.

Kejal gasped.

Odo said his prayer.

"Nerys."

A split second later, superheated plasma reduced everything to ashes.

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

http://fanlore.org/w/images/a/a9/Sh_oneshot_int_by_connie_faddis_2.jpg

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[making_excuses]

"Lestrade is glad, not for the first time, that his phone is waterproof to a depth of fuck-it-you’re-going-to-drown-anyway."

From "At least there is football", or more correctly this chapter of it: http://archiveofourown.org/works/232835

Which is something I use in my day to day life now, I am sure I've read/heard something similar other places too, but I connect it to this fic, so it gets credit.

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Am I the only one who sees threads like this and goes into it absolutely hoping someone is going to mention something of theirs? Never happens, but a ficcer can dream...

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

I saved these at some point all from various Pinto RPF fics (don't judge me) because they made me laugh. It's what I got, people.


“He walked in with intent to commit a social life”

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“I’m not going to judge your girlfriend,” he says. “I’m too hungover.”

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“So I get into the car—my cop car, which is also my stalking car -”

X-Men edition, because that's what I'm into ATM

[elaminator]

Oh man, everyone's giving funny examples and here I come with a depressing one...

Erik loved him the best he could. It's just that Erik only knew how to break the things he loved, and Charles was never an exception.

And okay, since after reading that you'll be all sad, have this as well. (You should read the entire thing though, because it is stupidly hilarious.)

"Erik was such a killjoy. I could never be this slutty around him."

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

'A nanosecond later, hot gas and jizz roared from Megatron’s exhaust in an impressive cumfart.'

I still can't read that out loud without bursting into laughter.

Link because the fic is hilarious. http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=500000172

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[tamabonotchi]

"Then we could do something about that dire matter of pigs flying over Bonn, wouldn’t you agree?"

Some Prussia/Germany fic iirc, just the sarcasm is perfect enough that it's one of the one quotes I have saved.

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[writerserenyty]

""Oh, not at all." Rose raised her voice so that it would carry through the open window out into the garden. "THE DOCTOR'S JUST BEING A TOTAL GIT."

He yelled back. "OH! A GIT, AM I? WELL, MAYBE I'LL JUST LEAVE THEN! VROOOP. VROOOP. VROOOP."

"YEAH, YOU'RE MAKING TARDIS NOISES WITH YOUR MOUTH."

"AM NOT!""

- from the Doctor Who fic Tea and Domesticity. Just the mental image of the Tenth Doctor making TARDIS noises with his mouth for some reason has stuck with me, even though I generally don't remember many fics. It's a fairly average DW fic, all things considered, but I just keep remembering this exchange.

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[diet_poison]

I once told someone that life is a game and if you can't handle it, don't play. I still think that. Now I'm just playing it blind.

Re: Favorite line from a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

“Everyone wants you to shut up now,” Jeff pointed out to Britta. “Even the alien space Nazi death robot. The alien space Nazi death robot is trying to kill you to get you to shut up. Does this not tell you anything?”

From a Doctor Who/Community crossover that was otherwise unmemorable, but that one line had me on the floor.