[ SECRET POST #3018 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3018 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Gunnerkrigg Court]


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[One Punch Man]


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(Victorian Farm)


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[Jojo's Bizarre Adventure]


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[Totally Spies]


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[The Middle]


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[The Blacklist]


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[Biolabs (Ragnarok Online)]


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[Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, My Little Pony, Steven Universe]


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[One Piece]


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[Vikings]


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[American Horror Story: Freakshow]


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(Major Crimes)


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[Kids in the Hall]


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[Twin Peaks]








Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 036 secrets from Secret Submission Post #431.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom (if you're going to ship politicians, go ahead, but this is just pure politics) ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

05. http://i.imgur.com/fBsyEgD.jpg

Transcript by OP

[fscom]

Image: Rock formations against a starry sky

Text: I'd give the "keep circulating the tapes" (pics, scans, translations, etc.) side of fandom as one example of human altruism if aliens ever asked me.

[(Anonymous)]

Like, that'd be the first thing off your lips, or...

Because while I agree that's an example I th8nk it's pretty far down the list

[sapphireblack]

I like the cut of your gib.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought this secret said pies first, not pics.

I want the fandom that circulates pies. Rhubarb tarts particularly.

[(Anonymous)]

Looking at it again, it does look like it sats "pies." I would like some pie.

[(Anonymous)]

...well fuck, now so would I. Maybe chocolate cream pie; haven't had that in a while.

[(Anonymous)]

nayrt

Banana cream pie from the Apple Pan in Los Angeles, thank you Jeeves.

ITT:

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone waiting for Passover to end.

Re: ITT:

[ginainthekingsroad]

FUUUUUUUUUUUU--!!

[(Anonymous)]

I did as well!

I just made a Chocolate Mint Brownie Tart because of this thread.

[(Anonymous)]

Gosh, it smells good. I just have to wait for it to cool a little so I can put some mint buttercream frosting on it.

Re: I just made a Chocolate Mint Brownie Tart because of this thread.

[lb_lee]

RECIPE????

--Mac

Re: I just made a Chocolate Mint Brownie Tart because of this thread.

[(Anonymous)]

Here you go:

Chocolate Mint Brownie Tart

Ingredients:
4 tablespoons (half a stick) butter, unsalted
4 ounces Andes Creme De Menthe Baking Chips
4 ounces semi-sweet chocolate
2 eggs, large
2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 teaspoons espresso powder
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1/3 cup unbleached all purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon salt, Kosher

Mint Buttercream
4 tablespoons (half a stick) butter, unsalted, softened
1 cup powdered sugar
A pinch of salt
About a tablespoon heavy cream
1/4 teaspoon mint extract (or more, to taste)
1-2 drops green food coloring, optional

Instructions:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line a 9-inch tart (or pie) pan with foil and spray with cooking spray.

For the brownie batter: Melt butter, chocolate, and Andes Baking Chips, in a glass bowl, carefully, in a microwave.

With paddle attachment, beat eggs, sugar, espresso and vanilla on medium speed until light and fluffy, 3 to 4 minutes. Mix in cooled chocolate and blend on low speed.

Sift together in a medium bowl, flour and salt. Add to wet ingredients with mixer on low speed just until blended. Pour into prepared pan and bake for 23 to 28 minutes or until a wooden toothpick comes clean when piercing the brownie midway from outside to middle. The middle will still be somewhat soft. The top may or may not puff and the sides begin to pull away from the pan. Let cool completely before removing from pan.

For frosting, mix butter with powdered sugar and salt. Slowly add heavy cream until you get the right consistency. Add mint extract and food coloring until you get the right taste and color for you. Spread over cooled brownie tart.


I didn't have Andes Chips, so I used Hershey's Mint Truffle Kisses because I did have those, however you could probably just use more chocolate chips (milk, semi-sweet, or dark, whichever you prefer) and add some mint extract, if you don't have anything minty you can use.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, because that's far less self-serving than, say, Doctors without Borders.

[(Anonymous)]

Those guys just do it so their resume looks better for when they apply for chief of internal medicine.

[(Anonymous)]

Wrong.

[(Anonymous)]

Not everyone can be a doctor, m'am (or sir), and being a doctor certainly comes with more social acclaim than being a fangirl (or boy, or other/s).

[(Anonymous)]

OP said "one example" not "the only example".

[(Anonymous)]

But how on earth is passing copyrighted material around so that people don't have to pay for it even remotely altruistic?

Working at a shelter or a food bank or a soup kitchen is altruistic. Making completely anonymous donations is altruistic.

Feh.

[(Anonymous)]

DA

It's certainly not altruistic to the actual creators of said copyrighted material who have to deal with increasingly diminishing returns to the point where artists and writers can no longer afford to be artists and writers.

[(Anonymous)]

I think in a lot of "share the tapes" situations - which I think is, at the very least, a distinct subset of piracy as a whole - the whole point is that there's no way to pay for it, so the question of rewarding the creators doesn't even entire into it.

Which is why the creators are often okay with it, like in MST3K where the phrase originated IIRC.

[(Anonymous)]

Imagine you're a Star Trek fan in Australia in the 80s and early 90s. No-one is broadcasting it, for some reason only four episodes are legally sold on video, there's no internet to download anything. Lovely people sent video cassettes all the way from the US and Canada at their own expense (and other fans converted NTSC to PAL format) just so that other fans could enjoy Star Trek. No payments were lost because at the time there was literally no way to legally watch the show. And, of course, as soon as it was available here, we all watched and bought it.

[(Anonymous)]

...you know what, I think Doctors Without Borders is fucking fantastic, but that is such a smug, facile response to this secret that I'm going to prove it wrong just because you annoy me.

"Keep circulating the tapes" is, in fact, a better wide-spectrum example of human altruism than Doctors Without Borders.

Dw/oB is universally respected because they are carrying out a fundamental principle of most of the world's religious and moral systems. They are ministering to the sick and dying, at personal risk, with no significant compensation. With the stakes very high, they make a definitive moral choice to do what is supported by millennia of moral teaching. There are at present about 30,000 employees and volunteers with the organization, but about 90% of those are hired locally at project locations, so that's about 3,000 who have straight-up made that high-stakes moral choice. And good for them, we can all agree.

Fans circulating fanworks and bootlegs, however, have no stakes. There is no religion that teaches the Parable Of The Torrent Seeder. There is no political philosophy that advocates for AO3 tag wrangling. There is nobody telling us to share the things that bring us joy, and there are a lot of people telling us we should not. But we do. When something brings us joy, we feel that overwhelming, evangelistic urge, that sometimes uncontrollable desire to share this joy with other people, so they can feel the same happiness we do and we can then magnify both our happiness by squeeing over it together like total fucking dorks. And there are millions if not billions of us.

You think the aliens should be impressed that a few of us can make a choice to be altruistic when it really matters. I think they should be impressed that at least half of us feel an overwhelming urge to be altruistic even when it demonstrably DOESN'T matter.

So I guess the question is whether we're arguing that altruism is an intrinsic component of humanity. Which... oh, right, that is the case we're trying to make. Well then.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you, anon. Thank you.