[ SECRET POST #3023 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3023 ⌋

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Comments

weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[(Anonymous)]

mine's in the comment below

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[(Anonymous)]

a homestuck fic where davesprite started laying eggs and was aroused by the process of egglaying.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[herpymcderp]

That ain't weird, that's an entire porn genre.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[cloud_riven]

Hmmm, perhaps you should also try ovipositing. Homestuck is pretty great for alt porn, even without the trolls.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[(Anonymous)]

Forever and always: Lucius Malfoy murdering and literally skull-fucking Draco. Through a hole he drilled. With a drill. That was also the murder weapon.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[sarillia]

I haven't thought about that HP fandom classic in a long time.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[herpymcderp]

Ahhh HP porn circa 2001-2. How I miss thee.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[morieris]

Somehow the fact that he used a drill had escaped me for all these years.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[kallanda_lee]

Jaime Lannister's hand getting chopped off.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[(Anonymous)]

Does it count if I don't think it's 'weird' but other people think it is?

Trans men are attractive to me, fictional or otherwise. Everybody is all about the cis people or rarely the trans women though. Talk about niche within a niche.

No, I'm not a fetishist, though good luck convincing anyone of that if you ever bring it up.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[(Anonymous)]

I masturbated to a really poorly written vore/unbirth fic about Iris and May just consuming various pokemon. I'm not proud.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[kaijinscendre]

Voljin from WoW. :/

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[(Anonymous)]

Humiliation, considering how much I dislike it or even just watching it happen to others.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[herpymcderp]

I've said it before and I'll say it again but, shaving.

There's a buzzfeed video about women shaving their faces that is particularly arousing and I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY. WHY, BUZZFEED?

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[(Anonymous)]

Probably not the weirdest thing overall, but the first thing that comes to mind is how I recently found a short, pudgy mid-40s British guy super attractive (With the exception of British, not really my type at all) just because he was doing pretty good in "The Cube". "The Cube" of all things!

Like I thought about him for days after I first saw the episode with him in it.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[iceyred]

Dunno. All my kinks are pretty average. Spanking, corsets, light bondage. Nothing too out of the ordinary.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[a_potato]

I don't know if it counts, but I get turned on from eating hot sauce, which is usually considered kinda weird. Also, the idea of other people getting turned on from eating hot sauce is hot to me.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[fingalsanteater]

hahaha looks like I found my kink calling when watching the WWE. I mean, I sorta found violence, sweat, blood, humiliation, etc. hot sometimes before, so I never thought I'd get into the WWE partially because a lot of stuff apparently hits some of my various kinks very hard...

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[(Anonymous)]

When male characters are covered in blood.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[cloud_riven]

Maybe having my blood drawn. That and needles.


Getting my injections and donating blood wooooo ♥

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[siofrabunnies]

I've found I have a kink for things I don't like. Like, I don't enjoy, say, hair pulling; it hurts, I can easily get a headache, etc. But, when it's done on purpose, the fact that I don't like it makes it awesome.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[belladonna_took]

Scenting.

Like. People. Sniffing other people.

??

It was in some AU where everyone was a werewolf. I don't even remember the fandom.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[(Anonymous)]

demonic/evil spirit possession
I don't even understand why I find it hot?

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[blitzwing]

People having sex while being drowned. Not sure if that counts as breathplay or it's own thing. The suffocation isn't really part of it, and I don't like traditional breathplay.

Re: weirdest thing you've ever found hot

[caerbannog]

Sounding. That was an unexpected surprise. Also abo fic considering I dislike mpreg