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Tell me about them so I feel less sad about the dumb thing I did.

All the time.

Now you can feel less sad. :)

I waste at least 3 hours a day on a community hosted on a livejournal knock-off where nobody cares about what I like.

I don't know whether to laugh or offer you a hug...

awwwww. :D

At least you're in good company? (Arguably, I suppose.) There's lots of us!

goodness, I wonder what that could be!

Everyone does dumb stuff, all the time. You just got to learn to laugh at it and move on. Don't freak out and don't dwell.

I thought I saw a spider in the shower but it was just a clump of hair. So here I am, not wanting to kill the 'spider' but not wanting it near, getting a wad of toilet paper to try and remove it (while naked) from the shower, and ... it was not a good time in my life.

Whenever I get a text alert I sigh a little and try to put it off as long as I think polite. I am never anything but eager to respond to the alert for the e-mail account I use exclusively for reply notifications from various websites I comment on.

I'd rather get an anonymous message about how I suck than risk getting wrangled into social obligations that, once emotionally manipulated into attending, I enjoy.

That's pretty dumb and I do it all the time.

I ate 193 calories over my limit today. And I'm still hungry. :(

I'm so dumb.

Oh, I hear you on that one! I started diet & exercise at the beginning of the year, was hard-core diligent for months, but lately have been wobbly about hitting my goals. The 193 calories over your limit won't wreck you. As for still being hungry? Drink lots of water. If you do need to eat, eat something low-cal like veggies. Alternately, go to bed early. That works for me! :)

This one time, I joined the Army. That would've been a smart move, except I decided to join the Military Police corps. Fuck me, was that a stupid idea.

Another time, I went to college. I majored in Communications. I'll give you a minute to stop laughing.

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You done? Cool.

Finally, I went to grad school because I enjoy hurting myself.

Communications

RIP

Re: Do you do dumb things?

iceyred - 2015-04-16 20:38 (UTC) - Expand

I didn't back up my HD so now I've lost 4 years of my life and am stuck waiting a week while a new HD and copy of W7 get shipped out to me.

Holy shit that is awful, sorry man :/

Yes. Like yesterday when I had a fever (not even that high, but my blood pressure was awful...for me, anyway, so I was waaaaaaaaaay out of it), went to the nearest doctor and forgot to leave my PO Box on the information form. (I did leave my physical address so it should be fine, but it's just one of those things...I ALWAYS leave my P.O. Box. Looking back...I hope I got all the other information right, lol. Who knows.)

Then I embarrassed myself immensely by asking a nurse a stupid question I won't repeat here, and fumbled over my words trying to explain what was actually wrong with me. (I maybe have a UTI. The antibiotics are working so that's all that matters.)

But yea, I was generally awkward and stupidly nervous and not at all coherent because I felt like I was dying, and I would like to forget it ever happened.

Today I made a cup of tea and when I went to go put it in the microwave to heat it up there was another cup of tea in the microwave that I had made minutes earlier and had apparently forgotten about.

In my defense I had just woken up.

You... you make tea in the microwave?

D:

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All the time, I trip over my own feet or shit that isn't even there a lot and I have a habit of putting a pen or pencil behind my ear and then wondering why I can't find it a few mins later.

Edited 2015-04-16 01:28 (UTC)

So I know that I'm supposed to use the handrail on the stairs, but I was feeling like I was having a good day, so I decided to carry my basket of laundry up with both hands to save me making two trips.

Predictably I fell down the stairs because my body decided to walk diagonally without my permission. I was only 4 stairs from the bottom, too.

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I dated someone just like me! No, that's a lie.

Just bought a (used) couch. Can't fit it in the truck I rented to carry it home.

So, that's fun.

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I undercharged for a freelance design job. It's my first one so I had no good idea of rates and how stingy or not the client is. But my acquaintance-friend (we don't like each other a lot, but I keep in touch with her for networking and such, and she doesn't mind much) and her mother (who works there hahaha oh god how should I repay them) are helping me try to save my ass.

I once couldn't find my glasses, because I'd left them on my head. Not on top of my head, mind you. I was wearing them over my eyes, and wandering around looking for my glasses. DUMB.

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