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⌈ Secret Post #3040 ⌋

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[Once Upon a Time]

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[Tree of Savior]

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[Disturbed's 'Indestructible']

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[Whitechapel]

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[Bill Bailey]

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[Total War: Warhammer]

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[Morph]

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[Harry Potter]

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[FFXIV, RuPaul's Drag Race]

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[Monstrous Regiment by Terry Pratchett]

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13. [SPOILERS for Nightcrawler, Gone Girl]

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14. [SPOILERS for Devil Survivor]

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15. [SPOILERS for Age of Ultron]

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16. [SPOILERS for Broadchurch]

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17. [WARNING for incest, abuse, suicide, and probably necrophilia]

[Sankarea]

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18. [WARNING for abuse]

[Steven Universe]

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Any fictional character crushes that are just really weird? Like, very non-conventional, characters that are not meant to be sexualized, the terrifying and boggling. And serious attractions, not just casual "yeah he's all right"s.

Pyramid Head.

idk

My fiancé has a thing for him too.

Filch from Harry Potter

I'd say Bill Cipher, because he is literally just a triangle and that isn't usually considered attractive, but. (eyes the hordes of fangirls)

The lamp from The Brave Little Toaster.
Like, several of the Monsters from Monsters Inc./Uni., but especially Sulley and Randall.

There's probably more, but those are the ones I can think of right now.

I totally had a crush on Randall when I was a kid. I think I had a thing for his smug attitude back then.

I STILL have a crush on Randall...there's something about him. Can't put my finger on it, but he's sexy in a...lizard-like way? I don't even...

i have a thing for loser villains who are secretly the dorkiest of dorks, which Randall is.

I feel you on Lampy and Randall.

(And yeah, I'm embarrassed to even admit that, haha)

Sauron. Only in his attractive form, but I'm pretty sure it is still a weird crush and that I need help.

José Carioca from Saludos Amigos and The Three Caballeros.

And also Jack's Mother from Into the Woods. Might as well call it what it is...at least she's human. Orz

He's a parrot but he's got a very cool personality.

SA

And a sexy Brazilian accent and killer dance moves.

Oops, I meant "AYRT"...abbreviations mess with me, sorry. Orz

The animatronics from Five Nights at Freddy's. I just...don't get it?? But man, there is a huge fanbase that would absolutely fuck every last one of them.

Okay, I don't judge but this one stumps me as well. And is kind of hilarious considering if you got anywhere near the animatronics you would be dead so where is the appeal in that?

Chica in particular freaks me the fuck out. Even moreso in the (?) second game when she's wearing the shorts, lmao. (I feel like I need to add that I've never actually played anything but the demo for the first game and didn't like it much, but I did enjoy watching other people play them and scream their heads off. The gameplay is so-so imo but I do like the narration.)

There is no shame in watching horror games for the sake of watching grownass adults shriek and flail and knock over their webcams. In my opinion, it's what Lets Plays are FOR.

--Rogan

LP's for horror games are about the only ones I watch. I don't even do it often, but I'm more likely to watch a horror game LP than any other kind because I enjoy watching people freak out. (This is the same reason I play horror games as well, though that doesn't happen often... At all, lol.)

Hahaha at the camera thing. In one of them the LP'er actually fell out of their chair and knocked over their coffee.

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I don't really get the appeal of older men in general, in life, but Objectivist Hitler Andrew Ryan can pull my great chain whenever he wants. Fuckin inject ME with some ADAM.

Like sexy Walt Disney.

...is his name SUPPOSED to be an anagram of "Ew, Ayn Rand?"

--Rogan

I always say this but:

1. Simba
2. Rouge (Sonic)
3. Knuckles (Sonic)
4. Pretty much any character that is under 20 I feel weird crushing on. My icon is a good example of this. (And of course Stiles too.)

Fulgore from 'Killer Instinct', obviously. I normally don't get into cyborgs/robots, much less killer murderbots, but there's something about him that's just so hot, ughhhhhhh...

Randall Boggs from 'Monsters Inc.', though I wasn't feeling it too much in 'Monsters University'.

Yondu Udonta from MCU!GOTG.

Ermac and MKX!Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. (I only mention Sub-Zero, because while he's pretty 'normal' on the outside, I have NEVER been interested or ever found him attractive for the past 20+ years, but the way he looks, unmasked, in MKX makes me want to punch things b/c I'm embarrassed at how much I find him hot)

Mordin Solus from 'Mass Effect'. Yeah, not gonna go there... too much baggage.

I also had a ridiculous, yet brief crush on Dean Hardscrabble from 'Monsters University'. Not really attracted to women in general, but Hardscrabble was awesome. ._.;;

Unf Dean Hardscrabble was hot

Mordin is adorable though! (You don't need to go into your reasons, but I would've romanced the hell out of Mordin. And been heartbroken, but still.)