[ SECRET POST #3080 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3080 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Dead Poets Society]


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[Tobey Macguire]


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[Billy Connolly]


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(Marvel Cinematic Universe/Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.l.D.)


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[Love Live]


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[Life is Strange]


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(Hysterical Literature/Walt Whitman)


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 032 secrets from Secret Submission Post #440.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

14. http://i.imgur.com/0cusjm2.png

[(Anonymous)]

how dare you

[cushlamochree]

Nic Cage is unironically a good actor

I will acknowledge that his style is... bombastic and maximalist, to say the least, but I think it's a valid style even if it's not everyone's preference, and I like that he's doing something legitimately different from most people.

[tabaqui]

How anyone can watch 'Raising Arizona' and say he's a bad actor is amazing to me. He's hysterically funny and touching in that movie.

[(Anonymous)]

Someone better post the 'Nicholas Cage Losing His Shit' video!

"... ever been dragged out to the side of the road and beaten til you... PISSED! BLOOD!?"

[(Anonymous)]

Fuckin' lies man, Keanu doesn't have to have any words on screen to have you hooked on him. Watch John Wick to understand the beauty of this man.

[(Anonymous)]

I think he's a good actor who tends to choose bad movies.

[(Anonymous)]

He's obnoxious, but he definitely has screen presence.

[(Anonymous)]

I think the only thing I've ever actually liked him in was Raising Arizona.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, Raising Arizona. LOVE that movie.

[(Anonymous)]

Say, I can't interest you in this then? *flips open trench coat to show the wares*

Nicolas Cage Glitter Heart Necklace:
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Nicolas Cage Face Mug:
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Nicolas Cage Overacting T-shirt:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/196973987/nicolas-cage-face-mug-cup?ref=market

Nicolas Cage Celebrity Mask:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nicolas-Celebrity-Cardboard-Fancy-Dress/dp/B00D87P1BK/ref=pdsimkh2

Husbando Nicolas Cage Pillowcases:
http://www.amazon.com/Nicolas-Cage-Pillowcase-Covers-Standard/dp/B00AA870UK

The list goes on: you want it, we've got it; Nicolas Cage style!

[dwell_ondreams]

OMG.

The reviews on the pillowcase are perfect.

[cloud_riven]

I don't know why I was expecting a dakimakura in the last link when nothing actually implies that in your link. Do you understand how disappointed and let down I made myself feel?

[(Anonymous)]

This is my favorite: http://www.buzzfeed.com/rossalynwarren/a-man-pranks-his-brother-by-covering-his-house-in-pictures-o#.iy5YV5XL7

[(Anonymous)]

lol I kinda like him. I mean. He's obnoxious, overacts, etc etc, but I get a kick out of watching him. I absolutely LOVE National Treasure - he makes kidnapping the president sound logical & perfectly reasonable. OMG. Con Air. Dude, Con Air is a CLASSIC. With his ridiculous long hair & his terrible accent. Amazing. Cinematic masterpiece.

Don't diss my boy, Keanu though. He's got PRESENCE. Damn, love me some Keanu. I adore that fucker.

[nightscale]

I have to say that I genuinely enjoy his over-the-topness, like give me a Nic Cage movie and I'll probably like it.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Out of curiosity, have you seen 8mm? At the point I stopped watching it, Cage was attempting a very restrained and subtle performance, not going over the top once. I felt like he could have been replaced by a mop. (Though from the plot synopsis, I imagine he must have a big ol' freakout later.)

[cloud_riven]

Eugh. This secret is wrong all on all of the all of it. Get with the times, OP, and stop being wrong.

[hands4healing]

But.

Keanu.

I've loved him since I saw him in the Coke commercial.

Nic Cage is amusing, but I don't think I've ever paid to see him in anything.

[(Anonymous)]

He's very restrained in It Could Happen To You and that's a wonderful film.

I'm not sure what you would think of him in Leaving Las Vegas.

[(Anonymous)]

It was his Oscar-winning role. It was depressing as hell, but he wasn't over-acting or not acting in it. I like some of his movies and a fair few of them have over-the-top performances by him (some good, some bad), but I have to think, since he keeps getting cast, that this is what the director is looking for.

[(Anonymous)]

Insert favorite John Egbert quote about Nick Cage here.

( munches popcorn )

[(Anonymous)]

Keanu is a gem of a human being, and now that Pail Walker's gone, no one in Hollywood can play a better Surfer Cop Messiah. (Plus "John Wick," seriously.) Cage has been phoning it in for at least 15 years.

[(Anonymous)]

I think Nick Cage is a lot like Tom Cruise where he CAN be a badass amazing actor if he wants to be, but most movies he gets paid the same to just show up and read lines as Himself, so why bother?

[litalex]

I dislike Nicholas Cage, too, mainly because I just find him really ugly...