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[ SECRET POST #3091 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3091 ⌋

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Plus JW had the advantage of not having to be decent to women.

Just put a handsome dude in it and forget about those sluts and whores who want equality, right?

MUUUHHHHH SOOOOG OHHH NEEEEEEE

Just like you forgot about Claire, right?

A woman being in a film =/= the film being decent to women.

Right. It's not like Claire implemented a plan to save their bacon and then outran a fucking T. rex in heels or anything.

HEEEEEELLLLLSSSSSSSS.

...and was told she needs to pop out babies and learned all about how she needs a man.

1. Her sister said that, but there's nothing in the movie to show her sister being correct. (Yes, Claire should have been better to her nephews; the fact that she couldn't even guess at how old they were bothered me) but there was nothing in the end that showed she'd ~seen the light~ and wanted babies.

2. ? ??

I only have a vague idea how old my SIL's kids are. Mostly because I have no emotional attachment to them, the oldest one is probably about... 13/14 maybe? And she brought them into the marriage so it's not like my brother's daughter where I changed her diapers, fed her, babysat her, etc.

I couldn't fault Claire for not earning World's Greatest Aunt mug when it's obvious they live far enough apart that a plane ride is necessary to even see each other and it's obvious she's career focused.

Okay, except these weren't "her SIL's kids" that "she brought into the marriage", these were her sister's children.

And like, if she had been shown to have that much info "13/14 maybe?" that would have been fine, but she didn't even have a guess, she was going by height.

Like, I fucking loved Claire, don't get me wrong, but I did think that was frustrating, that she couldn't even guess how old her nephews were.

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What? I don't know my nephews and nieces ages. I've never even seen them.

And would you offer to take care of them for the weekend without asking that information? As I've said in another comment, the kids didn't show up at the park - Claire invited them there. It's not even like the parents were expected to come as well, she specifically invited her two nephews.

Outrunning a Rex is bullshit, no matter what's between your legs.

Because we wouldn't want to have to suspend disbelief in a movie about cloned/genetically modified dinosaurs. That would be hard.

Because we wouldn't want to keep a damn shred of consistency with this franchise.

Damn, Ian, why didn't you just wear some pumps and do laps around that dumb beast?!

I'm pretty sure a lot of people aren't going into movies like Jurassic World for consistency.

Though I'm amused by the number of people I've seen that think you can't run in what looked like maaaaaybe two inch heels.

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Raptors not being three feet tall and having no feathers is also bs.

In all fairness, they did somewhat address that when Wu said that they never wanted reality and that a lot of the dinos would look different if they had.

Sluts and whores already have equality but they won't stop until everything is handed to them on a silver platter.

Yup. Them damn sluts and whores need to know their place. In the bedroom 24/7 whether they like it or not.

Not 24/7, they need to make dinner too

While barefoot and constantly popping out babies.

But who will do the cooking and cleaning then?

I'm pretty sure this comment is a false flag.

6/10 inflammatory but obvious.

Man that is just stupid as hell.

Just stupid as all hell.

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