[ SECRET POST #3103 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3103 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Guardians of the Galaxy]


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[Lawrence of Arabia]


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[Grimm]


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08. [SPOILERS for Hannibal]



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09. [SPOILERS for Buffy the Vampire Slayer]



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10. [WARNING for non-con/underage]



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[Mad Max: Fury Road]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #443.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

13. [WARNING for rape]
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[(Anonymous)]

People have pooping schedules?

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, not down to the minute or anything, but for a lot of people there's a... rhythm

[(Anonymous)]

You don't? I have a specific poop calendar. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I poop precisely at 8:00am and 8:00pm. Tuesdays and Thursdays are 6:00am, 3:00pm and 6:00pm. Saturdays and Sundays are "party days": I can poop whenever I want!

[(Anonymous)]

Once in the morning, once in the evening, once in the summertime.

[(Anonymous)]

Not me.

[(Anonymous)]

A lot of people poop at around the same time every day. For example, I'm a morning pooper. Don't plan it that way, it's just what my body wants to do.

[(Anonymous)]

You CAN have m/m pairings without anal sex, you know!

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Too few slash writers seem to remember this.

[(Anonymous)]

In real life, yes. In fandom? It might exist,but I haven't seen it.

[(Anonymous)]

frottage ftw

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you, exactly.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know. Most het smut I've read is unrealistic too. No weird farts/fart noises? No clueless man fumbling around, looking for the clitoris? No awful chafing? No problems of any kind?

[(Anonymous)]

therefore, we are left with only one possible conclusion

Everyone Must Read Femslash

[(Anonymous)]

But if you want, you can imagine the fart noises and chafing happen and just go unmentioned, and since we can't hear/feel them it's like they're not there.

[(Anonymous)]

I dunno, I learned about queefing from fanfic.

[(Anonymous)]

No clueless man fumbling around, looking for the clitoris?

I've never understood this stereotype. It's not hard to find. It's never taken me more than a couple of seconds on any of the women I've slept with. Fucking hell, it's not like you need to search a particularly large area...

[(Anonymous)]

"No clueless man fumbling around, looking for the clitoris?"

I've never been with a dude so stupid he couldn't find the clit. Sorry you've had bad experiences, but your idea of "unrealistic" isn't unrealistic for everyone.

[(Anonymous)]

Ummm...just to be clear, you don't NEED an insane amount of prep. Wasn't there a gay guy here who was talking about a memorable experience using BEER as lube?

I also know of an Australian medic who had to treat a whole platoon of soldiers for hemorrhoids because they were all having sex with each other without lube in the field. I mean, yeah, you can clearly do some damage but it also varies by person and their experience level too.

Plus, not all m/m couples have anal. And het couples can too! Fun for everyone.

[(Anonymous)]

"realism in porn" is as lol as "realism in fantasy" to me

like, the entire point is the opposite thing

[(Anonymous)]

I don't have much to say other than there needs to be more intercrural sex in fic.

[(Anonymous)]

If you're focused on the gory details of sex like poop, etc, then I'm afraid most het porn isn't "realistic" either. I'm perfectly fine with my porn omitting the dirty details.

(Also, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you're a straight woman? Just to be sure, there's not one "right" and "wrong" way for two men to have anal sex. There's no rule book on "preparation rules", or for that matter, that one must absolutely have preparation at all. Rough surprise sex is, to no surprise, a popular kink in the gay community too, just as it is for straight people. Yaoi manga may not always be "accurate" but neither is most gay porn targeted toward men, either. Point being, I hope you didn't learn about "lube and scissoring" from fanfics and take that as the golden rule for how anal sex works)

[(Anonymous)]

Straight couples can have anal sex as well though...while gay couples needn't necessarily....and vaginas can prolapse too...and vaginas are also unsuited to completely unprepared rough sex(/rape)... (and less cis-normatively, men can have vaginas...)

[nightscale]

I'll grant that sometimes my brain does ask 'but what about poop?' in some m/m sex scenes(like if the characters have eaten not long ago), but ultimately it's fantasy so hand-waving things is par for the course. It's not like any other kind of fictional sex is any more realistic(and hell that's kind of the point really, it's wish-fulfilment so a lot of things, not just sex, are going to be exaggerated or made to seem better than they actually are).

[(Anonymous)]

Eh, I like anal irl and... it's not the big deal a lot of fic writers make it out to be. Some people are always going to be tight and sensitive (my bf needs foreverrrr to prep and you have to be soooo gentle) but for myself? Rub some lube on the dick and you're good to go. Excessive prep in fic comes off as trying too hard (WE MUST SCISSOR), imo. Just do whatever you think is hot.

And honestly, there's less poop than you think. I've had like one or two experiences ever where there was poop. the vast majority of the time there is none. Usually you don't store it in that part of your colon/rectum, it's higher up unless you're really right about to take a dump OR you have diarrhea or something, but you wouldn't be doing anal then, right? I do use condoms for anal play to reduce the ick factor, but it's... not like a frothy mass of santorum every time, guys.

You do want to wash first if you're going to rim, though... that's the one big thing.

tl;dr anal is not so different from fic. It's not a huge chore with hours of prep.