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I was trying to go to sleep early tonight...

So there I am, trying to sleep and I feel something crawl across my face

I brush it off, thinking I'm imagining it, and turn on the lights

And it's a MOTHErFUCKING TWO INCH COCKROACH. EW EW EW EW EW

Yeah...let's try to go back to sleep now...

at least i killed the fucker...urgh

I, straight up, would pack my shit and go to a motel or something, at least for the night.

I can't handle that shit.

It's my apartment :(

And I have to wake up in 7 hours to go on an 8 hour drive so I NEED to get some sleep.

Jesus FUCK

Wouldn't matter if it was in my apartment or not. I'd clear the fuck out of there one way or the other. Like, I am not exaggerating, I could not handle that shit (specifically cockroaches, nothing else bothers me that much).

I do hope you get some sleep though, anon!

I'll be going on vacation tomorrow so I REALLY don't want to head to a motel just for tonight but goddammit...

Set off a bug bomb/fumigator (can buy at most hardware stores) on your way out the door. You'll be away from the noxious fumes, and can come back to a hopefully cockroach-free house.

Eh, I'd say that's overkill at this stage. If it was just the one big roach, it probably came from the outside, and most likely during the A/C incident. No need to panic unless more show up.

AYRT

- large roach - has reached adulthood, likely has reproduced
- roach in bedroom, usually the infestation is at Joe's Apartment-levels if they're outside of the kitchen/bathroom
- even if it is overkill, at least OP can be assured they will return to a roach-free zone

All signs point to bug bombing your place while you're on vacay, OP:

http://www.raidkillsbugs.com/en-us/products/raid-concentrated-deep-reach-fogger

Whatever you do, make sure there are no food spills or crumbs in your kitchen. It might also be a good idea to scrub your kitchen garbage pail with a bleach solution (1 part bleach to 10 parts water), and run some bleach and/or boiling water down your kitchen sink drain.

DA

Also scrub the rubber gasket/lining around your fridge door with that bleach solution, OP; and spread boracic acid powder (buy over the counter at most pharmacies) in a thin line around all baseboards and windowsills, and along the top of the backsplash of all of your counters.

......wow.

I hate spiders, but I won't set my house fire for that or leave cause there's a spider in my bathroom.

Different strokes for different folks.

I'm not saying it's a rational reaction...

Spiders are helpful. Spiders are useful. Even the venomous ones won't attack unless you, literally provoke/step on them.

Cockroaches? Spreaders of disease and pestilence and generally if you see one, that means YOU HAVE THOUSANDS. If you see one in a room where there is generally no food or water (they tend to accumulate in kitchen/bathroom) THAT IS A VERY BAD SIGN. So.

Set off a bug bomb as you're going out the door, OP. Hopefully you'll come back to a roach-free house.

In America, "even the venomous ones won't attack unless you, literally provoke/step on them."

some other places are a bit different.

nayrt

wherever you are, it's a waste of energetically expensive venom to use it on a non-prey organism that isn't threatening you.

I actually fear spiders way less than roaches. If I see a spider in the apartment, I'll catch it and put it outside. I can pretty much do that with any bug.

But for some reason, roaches are a different story. I'm just glad I never had to deal with the little ones that crawl into ears and nom on eardrums.

SA

It was right next to my MOUTH too.

What if it would have gone inside?

Just goddammit...I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT

THE FUCKING AIR CONDITIONER WAS BROKEN FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS so I slept like shit

And now, when it's finally fixed, I have fucking cockroaches crawling on my fucking face.

:HEEBEE JEEBEES:

i literally contorted. i hate roaches. HATE....
fucking creepy ass shits....

Report this to your landlord ASAP. It may be that there's not much that can be done--when I lived in student housing in Baltimore, we were pretty much resigned to living with the fuckers forever. But you could also have a new infestation that would constitute a breach of the implied warrant of habitability, so your landlord should at least know about it and keep you abreast of what they're doing about it.

I wonder if there's something like mosquito netting for roaches...

AAAAAAAAAH D:

(That happened to us once. We slept on the couch. I AM UNASHAMED.)

--Sneak

aagggggghhhhhhh you have my sympathies.

I had horrible issues for YEARS with the bigger roaches, living in the South by a swampy area, and not realizing there was a hole in the house leading to the outside, which is how they always got IN.

Despite all my traumatic battles with the little fuckers, I'm fortunate to have never experienced what you experienced.... although the closest thing probably was the time a roach crawled over my toes while I was trying to pee. And once there was a flying one buzzing over my head while I slept...I woke up when it wouldn't stop landing on the trash liner (it was a plastic grocery bag) and making rustling noises.

If I ever move back into a roach-prone area, I'll probably invest in a bug-vac.

a flying one

ohgodnowhywhywhywhywhyWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYYYYYY

Yup. And just as big as the others. Like I said, south + swampy area. D:

You need to nuke your house from orbit. It's literally the only way.

ROTFL

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