[ SECRET POST #3125 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3125 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

[fscom]

05. http://i.imgur.com/fxsTfpM.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Pro tip: it never happened, Cornstarch (LOLOL ilu autocorrect) is married now, and if you're past puberty, that's kinda creepster, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

I love how 40+ year old women blatantly and openly creeped on Daniel Radcliffe in his Equus performance and that somehow wasn't 100% skeevy. Imagine a bunch of 40+ year old men hooting and catcalling and trying to sneak cameras in (and you know they would do it too) if a 19 year old woman were to go nude at a live Broadway performance.

[(Anonymous)]

If they say it happened, I believe them.

Also I don't see how it's particularly creepster.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think this is of enough importance for me to strongly believe or disbelieve your story

but it looks like you got at least one person to adamantly disbelieve as though it matters or offends them that you think it happened, so gj

[(Anonymous)]

I'm that person, it doesn't matter to me, but I do think this is troll in the dungeon time. The most glorious thing about this thread, to me, is what my phone autocorrected "Cumberbatch" to.

Unless you're OP, trying to defend your troll secret LOL.

[(Anonymous)]

I hate secrets that don't spill on who the celebrities are. I mean we're 80% inclined to disbelieve you anyway so why ever would you bother keeping it a secret.

[(Anonymous)]

Because, is she tells THEN PEOPLE WILL KNOW THAT CELEBS SOMETIMES LOOK AT PEOPLE WITH THEIR EYES! And sometimes those eyes are checking people out. :O

[belladonna_took]

I made awkward eye contact with an actor onstage when I was in the front row once, and he spent the whole two hours shooting me these weird smiley looks.

I figure it had to be some way of dealing with stage nerves? Picture the audience in their underwear or some shit? Except apparently just me. I felt a bit nuts, but I was with friends and they were like "uhh why does he keep staring at you?" during intermission, so...

Idk. When people make weird faces at me, I generally assume they have gas.

[(Anonymous)]

How did you respond? Did you try to ignore them or did you make smiley faces too?

The reason I ask is because I once made awkward eye contact for like a second with an actor onstage in the middle of a rape scene(!) (in Othello) and it was so fucking weird and uncomfortable. We both averted eyes immediately but it was awkward. I tried to avoid any eye contact with him after that so I just kept looking at his general direction without actually looking at him, if that makes sense.

Now, try watching Othello without looking at Othello.

[(Anonymous)]

I believe you, OP!

I love how everyone assumes that the actor in question is BC. There are other famous British actors.

[(Anonymous)]

My first thought was Stephen Fry. I'm not even one of the people arguing about OP's gender upthread!

[(Anonymous)]

I believe the OP too. I had a reasonably famous actor buy me a drink once. It happens.

[(Anonymous)]

I especially love how the first poster assumed it was him and got mocking and annoyed about it, when it could have been *any* British actor. I swear, people who hate Cumberbatch bring him up way more than people who don't.

[(Anonymous)]

I have no reason at all to believe or disbelieve OP. But if it is a lie and they didn't even make up a name to go with it, it really is the most boring fake secret ever... unless they solely wanted to watch us guess... but in that case, the traditional route to go is usually "he grabbed my butt"/something else douchey.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol people are jealous in this thread. Whether OP is lying or not, this is hardly the kind of thing to be outraged over.

[(Anonymous)]

Hiddles?

Since I'm anon, what the hell... Story time!

Sooo back in 2010 or 2011, I was waitressing at this one wedding that was held at our tiny old hotel, in a small village (full of rich people). Our usual clientele was pretty posh, but during my 3 years in that job I never met any celebrities I recognized due to me not being British. Some rugby players and authors and business men/women, but fuck if I know who's who. Point is, lots of well-know people who I knew nothing about.
The weddings are always relatively small; 50 guests at most, so I never had a problem remembering faces.
Back to the wedding I was referencing earlier.
The couple getting married were one of the most handsomest couples I've ever seen. I think that was the first and only time I met a wedding couple who were A) attractive, B) rich, C) young, and D) super polite / well-mannered.
Some of the groom's besties were a bit loud (typical young males), but one of them was exceptionally quiet. At first I didn't pay him much attention. He was pretty average looking, certainly nothing compared to the groom, but he was tall, and every time he opened his mouth, he didn't need to raise his voice because everyone instantly stopped talking. I could tell his friends adored him. I remember this because I was like 5 feet away with my tray full of drinks.
It didn't take long for someone to drop their drink, and I went to clean up the broken glass. Now, at this point I think I should tell you, my face isn't much to look at, but I'm very busty. So much so that I can't really bend over because our work shirts aren't enough to cover everything up.
So as I'm bending over, the silent guy is instantly next to me, trying to help. This never happens, so of course I'm super grateful and blown away by the simple kindness. He helps me pick up the pieces, and I thank him, but then I notice his gaze is glued to my bust. Normally I'd be embarrassed, but he was so coy about it, and weird enough I felt flattered. Lord help me, that gaze he gave me... It wasn't creepy. Just fully appreciative. If I hadn't been working that time, and if I hadn't been so heavily supervised, I'm pretty sure I'd have tried to bang him in a broom closet or something.
The rest of the evening I was trying to keep near, but unfortunately he had to leave the festivities early.

About a year later I finally see Thor and all the other Marvel movies.
Motherfucking Tom Hiddleston.

[raspberryrain]

I don't even care if this story is true, it's beautifully written. (OK, I care a little. I can pretty much believe your side of it....)

[elaminator]

For what it's worth, I'm sure it happens (Why wouldn't it? Celebs are people too) and don't see any reason not to believe you. Even if this isn't true it isn't hurting anybody so I don't particularly care.

...Congrats? If you're attracted to the actor I can definitely see how this might be a pleasant thought to return to.

[(Anonymous)]

I believe you OP!

I wish I knew who though.

[(Anonymous)]

Why do anons here assume it's Cumberbatch? Am I missing something? My mind went to Russell Brand first, tbh. (He definitely would check a fan out.)

[(Anonymous)]

I get Doctor Who vibes from the design, so Matt Smith maybe? Or one of the other more recent Doctors?

[(Anonymous)]

Not OP, but this definitely happened to me with Matthew Lewis.

Except I don't get off thinking about it. I just go, "Hee. I got checked out by Matthew Lewis."

[(Anonymous)]

I've had enough friends of friends not only get checked out by, but also actually get off with mid-level British celebrities that I have no problem believing the secret.

I also understand why it's a secret. It feels silly to be excited by such a trivial thing, as well as a little arrogant. But it's happened to me once or twice after bumping into very minor local celebs, and it is an ego boost. They were all perfect gentlemen, by the way, but there was a brief spark and a smile which made me feel good for a while afterwards.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't find it hard to believe this secret. Maybe you do if you're heard too many wish-fulfilment bullshit fantasies around, or if you buy into the idea of celebs as beautiful remote superhumans and the rest of us as plain looking blowhards.

My gf had a minor celeb offer her sex once. She said no.

Sure, I don't necessarily believe ANYTHING I read on here :D