[ SECRET POST #3129 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3129 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 026 secrets from Secret Submission Post #447.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You are now a fictional character with an evil secret.

What's your evil secret, and how does the fandom justify it and woobify you?

[(Anonymous)]

Is the evil secret supposed to be something we've actually done?

[(Anonymous)]

OP

Can be, or the dramatic re-enactment for CNN version.

[fingalsanteater]

They wouldn't woobify my evil secret. I'd be the most hated character.

[(Anonymous)]

Well?

[(Anonymous)]

My evil secret is that I cheated on my boyfriend with a girl and then dumped both of them (not sex, just kissing, though if I was a fictional character it probably would be sex).

I think fandom would up-play how young (16) and emotionally unstable I was at the time seeing that it followed a friend's suicide attempt and my parents' divorce. Basically they would make me a crying mess.

And writing that made me realize how much I would not like that. :/

[(Anonymous)]

Eh, cheating when you're a teenager is different to me

also for some reason the fact that you broke up with both of them makes it less bad to me

[(Anonymous)]

Aw, I'd definitely woobify you. Teenagers do stupid things and are highly erratic to start with, and real life me feels bad for your teenage self for dealing with your friend's suicide and the divorce.

[(Anonymous)]

My character name is Mary Sue, and I lure actors I love into my home where we bang all night long.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd probably be woobified as not having enough love in my life as a child.

[(Anonymous)]

I dunno, probably I blew up a country. An entire country. The fandom excuses it because the entire island was full of thieves, drunks, and wifebeaters plus it improves shipping access for the other countries in the area.

[(Anonymous)]

Would this island be just to the west of Britain by some chance?

[(Anonymous)]

I... I... well it's a bit hard to admit, but I guess I am anon.

On a university seminar to Turkey, I, sort of, well, smuggled a fresh pomegranate back into the USA and denied having any fresh fruits.

They were just so delicious and I, I don't know!

[solticisekf]

eh? You can't bring freash fruit with you into the US, is it a law?

[(Anonymous)]

Does it mean you are now obligated to marry the president of Turkey and spend the winter months there?

[(Anonymous)]

Obviously it's because you were starved and beaten as a child and now have a compulsive need to eat because food is love. Poor baby!

[kallanda_lee]

Honestly I don't think I'd be be woobified, because fandom just doesn't really do that for girls that way.

If I were a boy...I'd be the woobiest of woobiest. Wouldn't even have to go for the CNN version.

[(Anonymous)]

Well I'm black, so obviously in fiction my secret would be something to do with drugs or gang rape, or both, and since I'm a black guy, no woobying for me. Hell, in fiction I'd be lucky to survive the first act of the pilot episode. Also, it'll turn out half way through that a rich white guy set me up and I was innocent all along, but no one will care by then. I'll just be another dead nigger.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd woobify you!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Ouch. But true :C

[(Anonymous)]

If it makes you feel any better, your chances of survival depend a lot on the genre of whatever fictional thing you're in.

Like, if it's an action movie without any horror elements you'll probably be okay!

[(Anonymous)]

On behalf of myself as a white person, I apologize for the "kill the POC character first" juggernaut phenomenon. It's like trope bingo in every freaking action movie.

[(Anonymous)]

I want my evil secret to be something pretty evil, maybe involving manipulating someone to kill someone I don't like?

I would be woobified cause I have a tragic backstory and the person wronged me somehow. I'm also a lesbian, but idk if that would help or hurt woobification. (On the one hand women are less woobified, but also fans love gay charas...)

[herpymcderp]

My evil secret is that I'm probably secretly manipulating vulnerable people for my plans of rising to power or something of that ilk. ...Except that I haven't actually done that but I can't think of anything I've done that counts as evil.

There will be no woobification. Fingals will have to stand aside because I will be the most hated character.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm autistic and weird about sex, I have lower boundaries then normal.
Naturally this creeps the fandom out. On the plus side I star in the weird porn.