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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2015-09-13 03:27 pm

[ SECRET POST #3175 ]


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(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Like...you can't stop yourself from masturbating in the theater? Are you visibly wetting your panties or popping boners? Do you just start heavily breathing and pawing at your nipples thru your shirt?

Sorry, I just don't understand how someone who isn't a sexual deviant can't keep that shit under wraps. Just don't lean over to your dad and go, "Captain America is making me so hot right now."

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel bad for laughing imagining this.

Imagine being in the theater next to that person pawing at their nipples then they just turn and stare at you

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
This is now on my list of things to do when I'm 80+.

(Anonymous) 2015-09-14 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Depending on who does that, that could be hot.

If a man who looked like Marvel hunks was doing that next to me in the theater... I'd still be freaked out but I'd totally take advantage of the situation somewhere more private.

OP

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I don't masturbate in the theater. But I tend to unconsciously shift and move when I'm turned on. And my face is very expressive, so I tend having a hard time hiding my emotions, including attraction. Plus I also subconsciously lick or bite my lips sometimes. So at least I feel like it would be obvious to someone sitting right next to me.

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(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
DA: Do you think your dad will be staring st you all movie? Learn to control your squirminess and see movies again.

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(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally understandable why you wouldn't watch those movies with your dad. Even if you didn't show outward signs of being turned on, it's just extremely, completely awkward getting horny next to a family member.

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(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I get that. No fun at all.

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(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I can see why you wouldn't want to do that in front of your dad, but to be honest, that sounds like something you should probably learn to mask anyway.

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(Anonymous) 2015-09-14 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt it's as obvious as you think to other people around you, especially in a dark theater, when you're watching an exciting movie which could explain it away. But it's still really awkward and distracting being aroused next to a family member. I do sympathize.

Try to be nice to your dad. :) It's a pity if you let your self-consciousness get in the way of sharing things.

Perhaps practice imagining the situation first, roleplaying it in your head, and then calm yourself slowly and let your emotions settle until you feel more comfortable with the idea of watching the movie with him?

Re: OP

(Anonymous) 2015-09-14 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
For what it's worth, I find that extremely sexy. I hope you find a Marvel-bodied man to fulfill your fantasies.

Question: Which of the heroes is your favorite? And which one do you find sexiest? (I know it's like asking you to choose a favorite child.)