[ SECRET POST #3185 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3185 ⌋

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Comments

[fscom]

01. http://i.imgur.com/GMh6sap.png

[(Anonymous)]

this is the correct response

[(Anonymous)]

It will never matter how old you are, that guy IS a whhiny douche nozzle.

[(Anonymous)]

I hate this song.

Hate. It.

So much.

And while I don't have kids - and don't want any kids - I wouldn't give this whiny little asshole the time of day, forget my blessing to marry any of my nonexistent children.

(Hang on - imma just pull my rocking chair into prime "get off my lawn!" yelling position...)

[(Anonymous)]

This song is a perfect storm of awful.

[lirren]

God, I'm so happy to see I wasn't alone in my reaction to that song.

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't heard the song (as least I don't remember it) but just the image of the dude is extremely annoying.

[(Anonymous)]

You and me both anon.

[forgottenjester]

You're not old. That song is horrible.

Why is he asking the "old fashioned father" for his daughter's hand if, as the singer implies, he is not also old fashioned? If the consent of the father never mattered in the first place why are you bothering to ask? Have you even asked the girl? Why is she, like, a box of wine I feel you're stealing from the old man's house? Maybe the reason that dad said no was because you fucking asked him for his daughter as if you were buying a box of wine, you shit head. I could go on. The whole song is all kinda of skeevy.

[herpymcderp]

+100

Where even is the girl in this whole song? Like... I just want to shout "What if she's just fucking you and never in her wildest dreams would want to marry you? Did you even think about that douchewad?!" at him the whole time he's whine-singing.

[(Anonymous)]

And then his response to a refusal is "OMG you're so meeeeeeaaaaaannnn!" So maybe he and the girl have to get parental consent to get married because they are literal children.

[diet_poison]

...I assumed he had already asked her or at least talked to her about it, and was asking the father for the sake of peace in the family since it was important to him (to the father) that he do so, and sometimes compromise is best if you want to have a relationship with your in-laws that doesn't involve trying to strangle each other???

I'm honestly really surprised that I'm apparently the only person who came to this conclusion.

[(Anonymous)]

the frist time I herd it, I thought the guy couldn't desuvre her and didn't need her so the song wousn't right.

[nightscale]

I like the tune of this song but the lyrics annoy the crap out of me, it's vexing. :|

[herpymcderp]

looooool did I make this secret in my sleep? I am damn sure I made a comment that was EXACTLY this sentiment a few months ago.

[(Anonymous)]

Still miles better than "Butterfly" by Crazy Town. What a stupid, stupid song.

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, this song! The guy asks THREE TIMES if he can marry this man's daughter, and every time he gets a 'no', he goes off whining about how rude the man is and how he's 'gonna marry her anyway' - what, you think that's gonna improve your chances of winning paternal approval? And if the asking is just a formality and you're gonna marry her one way or the other, why do you KEEP ASKING?
Ugh.

[(Anonymous)]

I've never watched the video for this song, but all I can wonder whenever I hear it is "what does the girl think of this? Does she even like the guy?"

[ill_omened]

See, and I feel like I'm getting old because I don't even know this song.

[diet_poison]

You don't "let" anyone marry your kids. They decide who they want to marry, not you.

Ugh.

Am I the only one who feels this way? I can't possibly be the only person who doesn't hate this song or think the narrator is an asshole. Then again apparently people assumed he was asking the guy for his permission literally and not to make him happy (it was heavily implied to me that the two were going to get married either way and, yes, that she also wanted to marry him).

Then again I do tend to give people the benefit of the doubt...

[i_paint_the_sky]

Yeah ... I like the Walk Off the Earth version much better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3W3mRs4ULQ

[anarchicq]

For you, Anon
Todd in the Shadows' review

[(Anonymous)]

I don't have kids either and I'm in my early 20's, but I also fucking hate that song.
He obviously has no respect for the girls parents wishes, so why did he bother asking anyways?

[(Anonymous)]

Just looked up the lyrics of this song and realized I've heard it before, and now it makes more sense.

For the longest time I thought he was complaining about a girl who wouldn't give him the time of day and saying he would get her eventually, I kept thinking why would you want to marry someone who was rude to you??


This actually makes it not as creepy-douchey as I thought before.

[(Anonymous)]

No you're correct, that song is the goddamn worst.