[ SECRET POST #3256 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3256 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Man From U.N.C.L.E.]


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[Ace Attorney]


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Comments

[fscom]

03. http://i.imgur.com/gi2Rjvu.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god. I never understood what people meant when they said he looks like an alien, but now...

I get it.

Cannot unsee D:

[(Anonymous)]

i lol'd

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh that is hard on the eyes. :(

[(Anonymous)]

EEEE, I didn't even know Zoolander 2 was going to happen! So. Excite.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, this is so funny, what an hilarious representation of non-binary people, he looks like a mutant!! Who cares if real people are hurt by this transphobic shitty movie, let's laugh at Cumberbatch.

[(Anonymous)]

Do calm down. You sound on the verge of an attack of vapours.

[(Anonymous)]

There, there.

[(Anonymous)]

Mocking an example transpeople representation for being bad isn't transphobic, though.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought it was mocking the aesthetics of high fashion, not transgender people. A lot of high fashion models have a unique, striking appearance that to many look alien, regardless of gender.

[(Anonymous)]

*pat pat*

[(Anonymous)]

Ouch!

[(Anonymous)]

Cool your jets, tranny.

[(Anonymous)]

There is something very brave about a person who isn't afraid to make themself hidious for an acting role. You have to give the man credit.

[(Anonymous)]

I think he always looks hideous, he just looks worse than usual here.

[(Anonymous)]

Am I the only one who doesn't think he looks hideous? Many models aren't pretty in the traditional sense, they're more striking or interesting-looking.

[kallanda_lee]

That's...actually a fair description of that image.

[iceyred]

Holy ravioli, he does.

Also, holy ravioli, Zoolander is getting a sequel?

Okay but

[(Anonymous)]

Were his eyebrows CGI'd out, or did he wax them? This I need to know.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I can see that. But my first impression was the Ron Perlman Beast from the t.v. show. Except anemic.

[elaminator]

I still can't believe Zoolander 2 is happening; I feel blessed. (Knowing that Benedict is in it just makes me happier; I'm sure he's going to be incredible.)

And this is the only time I've ever remotely understood the whole 'Benedict looks like an alien' thing, but the guy has striking features and taking away something as prominent as eyebrows does NOT mesh with them. (Though to be fair, I'm pretty sure there's almost no one alive who could rock the 'no eyebrow' look and appear anything but bizarre.)

The Cher thing, I can see!

Damn, people look so bare without eyebrows.

[(Anonymous)]

And for Cumberbatch, it makes his cheekbones look even more prominent to me.

[(Anonymous)]

I wanted to see it even more after people did the "boycott Zoolander 2" with a petitionsite. The Cucumber's role was a plus.

[(Anonymous)]

This alone makes me want to see Zoolander 2.

[(Anonymous)]

The butthurt has made me about four thousand times more likely to go see this in theaters. Multiple times.