fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #3333 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3333 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[iCarly]

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[Sublunary: --enter the moonlight--]

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[Tokusatsu (Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, Ultraman)]

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[Harry Potter + Pokemon, Wonder Woman, Anne of Green Gables, Looney Tunes]

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[Kyuuketsuki Hime Miyu]

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[Usagi Drop]

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[Ranma 1/2]

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Snape/Hermoine?

Got no issues, ship and let ship, except..

the man you love but cannot have is a sniveling asshole who bullies small children and is basically a horrible excuse for a human being? Be glad you "can't have him", OP. Be very, very glad.

By "horrible excuse for a human being" you mean "one of the bravest people Harry ever knew and named his son after him" or "the person Dumbledore trusted above everyone else and who died to save the wizarding world"?

Nah, I got it right the first time.

Doing an act for Dumbledore does not make him any less of a bitch.

Rowling got it right, not you.

Oooookay. Keep worshiping your child-bullying, bitchy personality slimy douchebag of a wank fantasy then. You do you.

"Snape is all grey. You can't make him a saint: he was vindictive & bullying. You can't make him a devil: he died to save the wizarding world."

But I'm sure you're more of an expert on the character than Rowling is.

Dude, authors don't get to tell us what we're supposed to think of characters. An author saying "He's awesome and amazing" does not magically make him awesome and amazing. Is that seriously your argument?

He's a shitty person. Yes, obviously he played a role in the end and "did good". That doesn't negate the fact that he's a shitty person. The extreme bullying and abuse he did to kids doesn't suddenly disappear. You can do one good act and still be a horrible person every day. And in the context of this secret, are you trying to imply that Snape is a totally awesome husbando to want to have?

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(Anonymous) - 2016-02-19 00:18 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-19 01:43 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-19 04:26 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-19 00:14 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-19 00:19 (UTC) - Expand

Because of course, those things are mutually exclusive and can have absolutely no overlap whatsoever.

Seriously Snapefans and anti-Snapefans both drive me nuts. YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT. SIT DOWN AND HAVE A COOKIE.

Snape fans acknowledge his flaws, Snape haters refuse to acknowledge or attempt to undermine his positive qualities.

Eh, I've seen both of those, but I've also seen Snape haters who say (logically) 'He did good stuff but that does not excuse that he was a big jerk a lot' and Snape fans who say 'yeah he's flawed but it's ok because HE HAS REAASSSONNSS'.

Usually here it goes back and forth between both the extreme sides of both, with the Snape fans shouting 'REASSSSONNSSS' and the haters shouting 'HE DID BAD THINGS SO NO ONE SHOULD LIKE HIM YOURE JUST EXCUSING IT' with the occasional rational voice piping in.

Eh, those aren't Snape fans, they're Snape fen, which is a completely different group.

nonnymouscawitz - 2016-02-19 00:58 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-19 08:42 (UTC) - Expand

Oh god I love this line. Used in every ship war or "Is character awesome or terrible" war ever. "Us so-and-so fans are reasonable, the anti-so-and-so fans are crazy and mean!"

Maaaybe there's a reason people keep saying that.

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-19 02:51 (UTC) - Expand

Because of course, those things are mutually exclusive and can have absolutely no overlap whatsoever.

i absolutely gree they have overlap but man do Dumbledore and Harry have shit taste XD

Eh, Harry, sure, but Dumbledore knew him longer and better and would have seen more of his good side.

Mte tbh

OP is probably a Snapewife who has a warped perception of the Snape character.

I'll take a Snapewife over a self-righteous moralizer any day.

ohhhh dear.

"Got no issues," except.. [insert bucket of issues here].

Seems you did have a few issues after all.

did you read the post tho

Translation:

Dear OP,

I don't like that ship so I'm going to take a dump on that ship to try and spoil it for you, or at least make you feel ashamed for liking what you like because my grasp of fandom and human behavior is so basic I do not understand that people can like something in fiction without liking it in reality.

Sincerely,

Killjoy Anon

lol hi OP

lol nope. Just a person who rolls their eyes when someone says "they've got no issues with the ship except..." and then follows it up with a bunch of messy issues they have with the ship. You have issues with the ship? Okay, well, it's not your ship. But don't pretend you're oh so tolerant while waggling your finger in someone else's face about why their ship is problematic.

Well hi there james potter