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⌈ Secret Post #3404 ⌋

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Comments

How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

share below. virginity is a fluid/harmful/etc concept, but....share

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't.

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

yet




unless you have no desire to in which case yay!

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

Me neither. Sometimes I get sad about it but I try not to because you have to live your life you know what I mean!

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Yup.

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

We put our mouths on the other's genitals for like 5 seconds each.

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[sparrow_lately]

As is the custom. :P

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[caerbannog]

Uni party to a girl who hadn't come out to everyone yet (oooh boy). Sorry girl who I only ever saw once since...

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[sparrow_lately]

Since I commented on someone else's I feel it is only fair: got black out drunk at party, ended up in bed with a Nordic looking man with an enormous beard (I said Nordic-looking, not "Thor-looking"), realized halfway through he didn't have a condom and awkwardly rearranged things. Also kicked him twice. Also stopped midway through blowing him to tell him I was a lesbian. He assured me I was doing great.

*sunglasses emoji*

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

Why would you give a BJ to a guy with a beard?

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[iceyred]

I was 25. A friend of mine and I went to a club. I saw a guy I thought was cute and sat on his lap. We started kissing and he said his apartment was nearby. I said okay. We left. Had awesome sex to a Breaking Benjamin soundtrack. I left a little after we were done.

I have fond memories of him to this day. Good things came to she who was not pressured into losing her virginity before she wanted to.

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

This is actually how I always assumed I'd lose my virginity, whenever I imagined it back in high school. I was in a ltr at 18 though, so it played out differently.

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

It was Valentines last year (technically - it was 2am on the 14th, but the cliche still applies) and Pirates of the Caribbean was playing in the background the whole time.

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[sparrow_lately]

.........how likely is it this happened twice

ETA: it says last year specifically. ok. we didn't sleep together. :P

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

I cried from all the emotional buildup. It was embarrassing. (Perhaps a good argument for not waiting too long to get it over with, no matter what people say.) I think it freaked him out and was definitely a mood killer, but I got over it quickly and we got on with it and it turned out to be both satisfying and, other than the crying, surprisingly non-awkward. (Perhaps a good argument for waiting a bit longer, after all - that and it was also really convenient that we each had our own apartments and cars and unquestioned access to birth control and there was no worry about someone's mom or roommate coming home in the middle of things.)

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[herpymcderp]

I don't really remember because I was super drunk at the time.

I do remember the second technical sexual experience and that was outside on the side of a mountain behind one of my friends houses in the middle of the afternoon in the summer. Quite nice, all things considered.

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[tasogare_n_hime]

I am keeping mine forever.

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

19. In my dorm room. Homophobic roommate was out. Invited girl from OKcupid over. We turned on the movie elf. had sex instead. I asked her if she wanted to be something more. she said she wasn't sure what she wanted (aka she wanted a one night stand)

After I got over that, I realized how totally disgusting she is. I don't mean that resentfully. But after the "yay finally my first gay experience" stars in the eyes one night awkwardness, I realized I could actually have standards lol

it's all funny in retrospect

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

We banged on my boyfriend's bed when his parents weren't home. (This was back in high school.) It was pretty nice.

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

I really don't remember? I was 17 and didn't believe in virginity. first relationship was with another teenage girl and we just kind of... escalated lol

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

I was 18, met her online, we talked on the phone for months, then I caught a flight to be with her. Thankfully, she was a lot more experienced than I was, so I got a good introduction. :)

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

I was nineteen, and had made the decision that, rather than put the actual pressure of first sex ever into a relationship, I wanted to lose it to someone I didn't care about.

I was a girl on a mission, and I accomplished said mission at a party that my friend was going to for a BBS she was involved in (this was the early 90s) and I didn't know anyone but I went along.

There was this guy. He was kinda hot and had an eyepatch. Downstairs, there were these suanas that had been shut off. And there was someone passing around a bowl of condoms.

It was awkward and uncomfortable, but at least it wasn't awkward and uncomfortable with somebody I had to actually talk to later.

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[(Anonymous)]

he was a rake and I knew it. but I couldn't stand the thought of entering my marriage to the earl a virgin. I am a woman of science and I know that these things tend to be much better when both parties have some experience. I knew it would ruin me. I wanted to be ruined. I made him an offer he couldn't refuse...

MC 5eva

[(Anonymous)]

I never had one. MC all the way.

Re: How'd you lose your v-card, f!s?

[dancingmouse]

Nothing special. I was 28, found a guy, dated for a month. Tried to have sex for the first time, it didn't work. Tried again a few days later and bye-bye V-card!