[ SECRET POST #3453 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3453 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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03. [SPOILERS for SnK]



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04. [SPOILERS for Shadowhunters]



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05. [SPOILERS for Attack On Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin]



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06. [WARNING for RL family death]



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07. [WARNING for abuse]



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08. [WARNING for RL underage sex]

[Lori Maddox, Sable Starr]


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09. [WARNING for child sexual abuse]



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10. [WARNING for incest]

[Wynonna Earp]



















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #493.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[herpymcderp]

It's directed by Tarantino or Bay.

Well, I mean, that's the highest probability of it being bad for me. I just do not enjoy their work most of the time.

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[dethtoll]

Tarantino is very love-it-or-hate-it. Seems to me the most common complaint is his slavish focus on dialogue. I also get the impression he's disappeared further into his own ass over the years. As of this year I've seen all his films save the last two and while I enjoyed them all, watching them in order has really laid bare how he's evolved as a director, not always for the best.

(Jackie Brown is far and away his best movie though.)

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[herpymcderp]

Tarantino is very love-it-or-hate-it

I pretty much feel that way. Most of the time I don't like his work (often because I've seen a lot works that he counts in his inspiration and I usually feel that his films step over the line of homage), but occasionally he's made things that I really liked.

It just seems sort of like a 90:10 ratio of "I'll be mad his movie got more attention than the source" to "Actually this is really clever and I can appreciate the cinematography". Really can't fault him there. He does have real talent when it comes to pacing and use of lighting and technical work.

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[kaijinscendre]

I hate almost all of this work EXCEPT Kill Bill.

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[herpymcderp]

I kind of wish I could like it more because I love Uma Thurman. I have to admit I did find Inglorious Basterds pretty fun though.

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[kaijinscendre]

I hated Inglorious Basterds, it was so slow to me. We can never be movie buddies herpy. :(

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[herpymcderp]

M-maybe we can watch Gladiator?

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[kaijinscendre]

We can watch Gladiator all day, every day. And when we are not watching it, we can listen to the music from it.

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[herpymcderp]

Yesssss. Clearly, we can be the best movie buddies.

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[kaijinscendre]

Crowe at peak hotness. Mmmmm.

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[herpymcderp]

Joaquin Phoenix at peak villainosity. Yessss.

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh please, you thought Captain America 1 was too slow, that's like calling Halle Berry too white. If it's not exploding every five minutes it's too slow, is that it?

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[kaijinscendre]

Yeah. I don't like movies unless there are lots of explosions. That is why The Lion King, Gladiator, Mad Max: Fury Road, Schindler's List, and The Thing are definitely not my top 5 favorite movies.

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[(Anonymous)]

You dodged the point like Herpy dodges criticism.

Re: What's a telltale sign that a film is going to be bad?

[kaijinscendre]

???