[ SECRET POST #3525 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3525 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

04. http://i.imgur.com/n9pysuG.png

[(Anonymous)]

They look like brother and sister to me so I feel you.

[(Anonymous)]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh. So that's what that is.

Not OP, but I could have written the secret myself: neutral on Swift and Hiddleston, but the two together is just off-putting to me. It's like mixing ketchup and ice cream in the same bowl. Or something...

[morieris]

I could care less about them, I just don't want all the Hiddleston fans to turn on him before Skull Island comes out so it can break that March OW record next year.

[(Anonymous)]

No dog in this race... but... they're only nine years apart. That's not even remotely a huge age gap at their ages. It's not like she's 18 and he's 27 which would make the gap squicky.

[(Anonymous)]

My ex is nine years older than me. (It didn't stop me from being the mature one in that relationship, though.) We were 34 and 25 when we got together and 40 and 31 when we split up, and no one ever thought it was creepy.

[tabaqui]

I don't really get your revulsion but, whatever. If they make each other happy, who cares?

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's inexplicable and hilarious and I hope they live happily ever after with a dozen grandchildren.

+1

[(Anonymous)]

Me too. I find I enjoy watching the angst and woe among the Hiddleston superfans over this romance. It reminds me of the great Cumberbatch meltdown when he got married.

[slashgirl]

Um at their ages, nine years is nothing. My step dad is 15 years older than my mum and they got married when she was 25....

I don't hate them, i just find them, and him, annoying, but only because one of my mutuals on tumblr is a hiddlestoner and doesn't tag very well. She also doesn't have anon asks on, so, I don't feel comfy asking her to tag better. But what does make me laugh are all the fans falling over themselves to act like they dgaf, the whole, "it's his life,etc". Also when they post about what the tabs are saying and complaining about it. I feel like telling them to stop reading that shit, cus going to those articles and then discussing them is no better than believing them. You're just spreading their shit further.

Yanno, I wish Tom and Taylor much happiness (although the fandom freak out if hey did get married/have spawn would be rather entertaining.)

[(Anonymous)]

OP

Lmfao nowhere did I say anything about their ages.

In fact I wasn't even thinking about then when making this secret, although in true F!S style I should have preemptively thought about it and made a note of it because every other comment is "like omgawd the age difference isn't even that bad!!!111"

It's just an inexplicable...ew feeling. *Shrug*. It's incomprehensible, I'm not a fan, I wouldn't give a flying fuck if his giant throbbing dick penetrating her got broadcasted to Times Square and into horrified Hiddlestoner's bedrooms, or if she spawns him a bazillion kids...and so that's why it's a secret. I have no idea why I have even a passing "ew" going on about them because I otherwise so painfully do not give a shit about these two people and it's kind of silly.

[(Anonymous)]

People like you are the reason I hope they get married, have a bunch of children, and are the picture of a happy celebrity couple.

[(Anonymous)]

sis they're not even dating for anything more than PR and it's obvious

[(Anonymous)]

*shudder* You just made me imagine a bunch of kids with his receding hairline and her original nose

[(Anonymous)]

They're both adults and others should butt out, as long as they're happy.

I do stay away from most comments, though. Bottomline is that an overwhelming number of them are misogynist at worst and a rather pathetic jealousy.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't really care either, but I'm always low key disappointed when equally famous people hook up, even though it makes sense since a.) the other person understands the pressures of fame and b.) if millions of people would date you, it would make sense to date some hot celebrity just because you can, lol. Plus, I guess there's no earnings/power imbalance.

But I like that Clooney married a hot lawyer instead of some A-list actor or a singer.

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed

I also feel kind of a similar way about Sarah Paulson's apparent preference for older women

[(Anonymous)]

they've already split up because Tom unfollowed her on instagram for a few hours and she's been spotted without Tom for several nights now

guess that promo didn't work out for either of them

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't realize that Instagram was an infallible relationship-indicator. The things you learn on FS!

[(Anonymous)]

me too and I have no idea why.
I used to find them both attractive but seeing them together I'm repulsed. wtf brain.

[(Anonymous)]

They're both slightly inbred looking in that Italian greyhound kind of way, although Taytay was slightly less so before the plastic surgery. They're fairly attractive people, but when you put them together there's a little warning bell that goes off in your head. It's nature's way of reminding you that you need to breed out the lines.

[(Anonymous)]

OP

Yes thank you. I find it hilarious how the stanners are coming out in full force for this though. I could honestly give a flying fuck if they did get married and have a bazillion children and lived together happily until they were old and grey and then died, I do not care, so saying things like "lmfao people like you are why I hope they stay together!!" is funny because I'm truly the last person who gives a shit. I'm not saying I want them to break up, I couldn't muster anything beyond the most pathetic of 'meh's objecting to them.

I just find it odd as fuck that I give even that 'meh'! I find them both attractive by themselves. It's not the age difference, which I didn't even mention but people sure love to assume. It's just...

A vague, weird-as-fuck "ew". *Shrug* Sounds like you feel the exact same thing too. It's a weird brain tic, we all have em over strange things, this just happened to flip my tic-switch for some reason! :P

ewwww I had no idea they were a couple

[(Anonymous)]

I'm with you, OP, although now that I think about it, they have two of the most fake personas in show business, so maybe they do belong together. Maybe when they get together they are relieved they can finally put down the masks and reveal their true bitchy natures or their alien underskins or whatever lurks beneath their public Teletubby facades.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel you, OP. There's just something off about this pairing, and I don't know what it is. The only thing I know about them is that he's a good actor who has a reputation for being a nice guy, and I'm pretty sure she's the one who writes songs about her exes. I don't crush on either of them, so it's not jealousy.

It's just I look at them and they make no sense. It's like Princess Leia started dating Captain Kirk. These two things do NOT go together.

[(Anonymous)]

Every picture I've seen of them together, he looks really uncomfortable.