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IDK, why don't you ask tumblr? I'm sure the teenyboppers over there have already headcanoned all their faves as transfeminine demiqueer bunselves by now.

I'm not into those kinds of pronouns but bunself really is kind of adorable.

But I'm also pretty drunk right now so

Edited 2016-10-09 03:01 (UTC)

It would be cute if it wasn't a shorthand for a lot of toxic bullshit.

You seem angry

Probably 'cause I am.

Why are you mad, anon?

I think it's disrespectful to make up "headcanons" about real people.

Why? Assuming that the people doing so are capable of maintaining the line between headcanon and reality.

"capable of maintaining the line between headcanon and reality."

That is rarely the case.

Is that a fact?

In my experience? Yes.

Are you by any chance an RPF writer?

Never in my life. But I like to imagine wacky or humorous or strange scenarios about celebrities. It's amusing to me. And I think you're overstating how close the connection is between wacky theories about celebrities, and total tinhat craziness.

I would not call that a headcanon. I would call that ordinary harmless daydreaming.

From what I've seen, the sorts of people who refer to their celebrity daydreams as "headcanons" are either tinhatting RPF writers, or the sort of otherkin wacko whose tumblr profile says "I am kin with Karkat Vantas, Princess Jasmine, and Ricky Gervais, please do not follow if they are also your kintypes uwu."

I think you ought to spend less time on Tumblr if it makes you this angry, or at least get better at blocking stupid teenagers, who are stupid, and teenagers

Believe me, I do block those people. And take great satisfaction in doing so.

But you still gotta react to perfectly innocuous things about celebrities, as if those people are going to jump out of the shadows and get you?

I mean, for Pete's sake, this is FS. I don't think anyone under 20 posts here.

Half-joking snarky comments are hardly anything unusual here. I'm not sure why you're so offended by mine.

I'm not offended by anything, man. I'm just trying to make sure everything's okay with you. Cause you said you were angry about this incredibly minor issue, and that you thought it was shorthand for toxic bullshit somehow. You just seemed pretty mad, you know?

Nice concern trolling, brah. I'm not actually angry. More like annoyed. Hyperbole is a thing, you know? And yeah, I do think the culture on tumblr is full of bullshit and frequently toxic, but I'm not the first to say so, on this comm or on the internet in general, and I certainly won't be the last.

I can't believe you're making such a big deal of this.

That's good! I'm glad that you're relaxed and didn't mean it when you said that you were angry about how celebrity headcanons were toxic bullshit. Fantastic. That makes me happy.

You're kind of a weirdo, you know that? If I were you I would not take comments on the internet so seriously. I fear what would happen if you stumbled into a YouTube comments section.

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You seem confused about the definition of headcanon.

Nobody is making up another person's history and then treating it like reality, or pushing their own delusions on the world. These are just goofy, off-the-wall questions, with hopefully just as goofy answers. You know, like...

-If you could choose to have dinner with any person, living or dead, who would it be?
-If you could trade places with any famous person, who would it be?
-Which contemporary male pop singer would make the hottest lesbian?!

If you take everything in life seriously, you'll find it very hard to function in the morning. And the rest of the day.

What even is "bunself." Is it like bunny pronouns?

It's a meme making fun of people on tumblr who use nouns as pronouns.