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I'm not paranoid about buying anything, but I am an adult with no one to answer to. No one but me and my bank people see my purchase history, and I don't know who would care enough about my masturbation habits to judge me anyway. I've never been to a store, but that's just cause I've never got the chance.

Most sex toy companies don't show up as sex toy companies in your purchase history anyway, they understand that some people do want to be discreet so they will show up as a fake name. So if anyone is worried about the first one, don't be.

Your bank, your postman *yeah, they can tell which anonymous package is porn and fetish stuff because they see so many of them*, the NSA, and local law enforcement, and anyone who subpoenas your records, the bank's records, or any one of a hundred other little bits of identifying data that floats around out there.

Why would the local law enforcement care that I am getting a dildo? For that matter, why would the postman, if he sees so many?

I'm not buying child porn, I am an adult buying a sex toy. Its literally not anything incriminating. Are you 12 or something?

I'm more curious about why the NSA is supposed to care.

They don't per se, but the NSA is more a clearing house for all other agencies and you'd be amazed what some of them care about or what they'll use against you. Especially since lots of drug shipments come into the country with sex toys, for some reason. Your name goes into the database and it is then in the lap of the gods whether it correlates with something else.

As for the more local individuals: Sex crimes in the area and the cops have few leads, but they hear that there is a person ordering sex toys through the post the filthy pervert? Welcome to your innocent masturbation putting you on the suspect list. Want to run for local office, but the incumbent is friends with the Sheriff or the postal official? Yeah, well, rumors start.

I gotta say you have a great imagination. Like, you made up so much shit I'm impressed.

If you think that doesn't happen then you are either incredibly naive or an idiot.

1. Lots of sex toys are made in the US, so why would all sex toys be involved with the drug trade
2. You would need a warrant to dig through someone's mailing records to find their sex toys
3. Yeah I am sure I am gonna be accused of being a flasher or whatever cause I am a woman who owns a dildo... Cause only one person in every town owns sex toys, its a rare phenomenon and therefor helpful in an investigation

Shouldn't you be doing your homework though? Its a school night.

You do realize that sex toys are so normalized these days that you can just go down to your local Walgreen's or CVS and buy them off the shelf there, right? That's where I got my first vibrator.

I seriously doubt terrorists buy a lot of vibrators.

Nayrt

The pointernational isn't whether or not they care, but that they have access and it isn't anonymous. If one of those people happened to be nosy, they'd know, and not everyone is comfortable with having that on their public record, so to speak.

Except it wouldn't be on their public record? If anything it would be speculation on most of these parties parts - and saying "hey I delivered a package to this person and I am like PRETTY SURE ITS A DILDO" does absolutely nothing to me, a lover of dildos. You aren't (as the anon claims above) being put on any type of dildo watchlist.

The preseident-elect of the United States has expressed his intention to make members of a minority religion register. I think "Oh noes I am on the Dildo Watchlist" is a little low on my list of concerns.

(I'm an atheist, so that would destroy any chances of running for public office long before any sex-toy purchases would.)

That's really only an issue if you live in such a small community that your mail carrier or a person at your bank who has access to your records knows you personally, and that's assuming they would even look/pay attention. Also, if it's a package delivery service that delivers the sex toy and not the local mail carrier, then you might have a delivery driver who lives far away and doesn't know you.

My primary credit card is through a credit union based in a big city where I haven't lived in about 15 years. Everything is run by computer and human eyes are not going to comb through my credit card expenses line by line unless there is a problem/reason to do so, because there must be thousands of credit accounts at that credit union. Even if someone did go back over my expenses, they don't know me. I am just a name and billing address.

If anyone tried to cause trouble for me for buying a dildo, I'd report them and they'd get fired. Meanwhile, I would have done nothing illegal, would not get arrested or put on a sex offender registry, I would not lose my job (my boss would laugh her ass off), I would not lose my apartment (my landlady wouldn't care and neither would my neighbors in my building - two other single women and a young couple), and while my parents would be like "WE REALLY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW" they won't be shunned by their friends or too ashamed to leave the house.

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