[ SECRET POST #480 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #480 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 08 pages, 193 secrets from Secret Submission Post #069.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - more whining ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[pantime.livejournal.com]

03. He's going to come back. He has to. Oda can't just let someone like that go damnit. Mr.2 was fucking amazing.

26. No no no the hottest threesome ever is kenpachi x me x kenpachi

39. Eh, really? I remember the first time i saw the first movie was when i was 5 and with my eldest brother. I loved it, how did you find it terrifying? ;_;

50. I fucking love sports manga. But Rookies and Rokudenashi Blues aren't on your secret, therefore -10 points 8|

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[cyanglow]

LOL! Kenpachi does up the hotness factor by about 9,000. XD

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[pwnmastersaurus.livejournal.com]

I saw Whistle! in your secret and immediately loved it. Oh my gosh where is the fandom for that series. TT_TT

[thousanth.livejournal.com]

35 - LOL.

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[overstreets.livejournal.com]

4: IT'S ONLY GOOD IF IT'S WINCEST. Those pairings suck. PS I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! HI

NOT!SECRET 1

[(Anonymous)]

I think they were being sarcastic. As in, people would rather donate to help some fangirl get to eyecon rather than help children in Africa, maybe? I don't know. That's how I read it.

[haunter]

1. I agree. I'll admit they're well-written and filmed, but it's just so... blah. :| I don't get the fandom at all.

/brick'd

8. IAWTS. D8 I mean, it's not like he's a SUPERUKEOMG but... seriously. Klavier would top him. I'm tired of all the Apollo/Klavier fanart, in that order. :/ I think Klavier always bottoms because he's blond.

38. I'm having some painful flashbacks I loved Plum and Adrian and Ema and Vera and Mia. I don't get all the Ema hate.

Also, lawl, 3 AA secrets back to back.

8 OP

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, it's not like I don't like him or anything. I just support his right to get the hell topped out of him.

obvious bottom is obvious

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[(Anonymous)]

South Park is marketed to seventeen year old boys and is animated almost entirely with paper cutouts. It's about a bunch of potty-mouthed eight year olds and its jokes are usually aimed towards the lowest common denominator. It has a few good moment/episodes (pretty much everything with Butters in it is comedic gold), but for the most part, it's pretty blah.

WHY DOES IT HAVE A PRETTYBOY ANIME FANDOM? I don't care if you're aging them up or whatever. YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.

Re: 2

[laverinth.livejournal.com]

Actually, only the first episode used the paper cutouts. It's all CG after that because it took so damn long. But yeah, it's still done in that style.



Everything has a prettyboy anime fandom. Didn't you know?

[powercorrupts.livejournal.com]

21. Don't worry, I'm sure they'll TEEEETSUUOOO KAAANEEDDAAA at each other some more later in the show. There's more than enough time for it before the end.


48. I know, right? I've been trying to write C.C. molesting Lelouch for a while now, but it's not coming. =/ But the fandom is so stuck on putting him with Rolo or with Suzaku and eeeh whatever, right? He only has loads of romantic subtext with a whole lot of girls. That's no reason at all to make him straight.


52. Given his Gundam's name, I really wouldn't be surprised. My current theory is based on the screencap of the scientists who disappeared with Schenberg - there's a woman with a face very similar to Vowels', and the letters in her name, once rearranged, spell Tieria Regene CB, which I'm not entirely certain can really be ignored as an accident. I've been holding my breath for the longest time for him to have some Dilandau-esque secret. =<

Also, I laugh every time someone refers to Vowels' gender identity as "non-binary." I mean... given his computer fixation (and the whole possibly a robot thing), it's kind of ironic.

[rainbow-cnxn.livejournal.com]

Good het? In CG? Where?

Seriously. I haven't looked very hard for it, but if you have any recs, they'd be much appreciated. (Sorry, F!S is a weird place to ask for this, I know...)

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[tosshi.livejournal.com]

19 - lolinou

42 - I wouldn't break up with someone for the love of Kousuke, but if I really honestly could have him? I probably would. I have fluffy dreams about him. =X;;

47 - Despite my comments on 42, and despite my subconscious telling me otherwise, I think I could die happy if I got to even talk to that man. 9m9;;

/fantardation

Re: 18, 42, 47

[(Anonymous)]

42 isn't mine but... DID YOU MISS 41?

not!fandom, too big

[doxunderwater.livejournal.com]

n!f:I agree!~ Down with the evil, possibly bad for you, nonstick! Down with it I say!

tb: Creepy! I mean, cute baby, but still.. Do you even know this person you "love?" Perhaps you like, and care for them, but...

[(Anonymous)]

Lots of Phoenix Wright secrets today! (not that I mind)

36. I don't think I have ever agreed with a secret as much as I do with this one. Everything you said was so true (IMO, at least), especially the part about his "relationships" with the cast members. I also want him to develop in AA5, but considering all the missed opportunities he had in AJ I doubt he'll actually get much of anything. I also agree with you about Godot--I don't even like him, but his connection to Phoenix did make him more intersting than Klavier. Considering he was facing the guy who jailed his brother, you would think he would actually bring up the topic.

38. I also agree! I think there are only two female characeters I really, really dislike (and one is due to plot purposes more than anything else...). They are all so diverse, and really fun to write.

40. I think you should really just tell them. If they liked it then that's fine, but if you let your opinion known they probably won't go on and on and on about it. It's all up to you; I seriously doubt they'd refuse to talk to you or anything because you dislike it.

45. Awww, Maya <3 She was always such a great character. I actually miss her more than even Edgeworth, but the DVD scene pissed me off instead of making me happy. Phoenix went through so much shit, and she's not even in the game (and don't try to say "it's Apollo's game" because the whole game was about Phoenix)? I think Trucy was all right (compared to the other AJ characters, anyway)but I felt they were trying to hard to make her like Maya. A new dynamic between the lead and the assistant would have been nice...

51. Dahlia/Iris is my PW OTP. Those two girls need more love <3

56. Hell yes. Agreed XD

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[bakkhos.livejournal.com]

This is fake, but I appreciate the sentiment.

Re: 35

[exhaledeeply.livejournal.com]

how are you sure? i've read many people saying he is a troll. i hope he is, even though i know incest exists.

but still.

ew.

[jaclynhyde.livejournal.com]

16. I know! I actually liked the addition of Dorian Gray, even though I was seriously not happy about other changes... (MINA IS THE LEADER DAMMIT)

38. PW WOMEN ARE AWESOME. (Especially Franziska and Ema (and I haven't even gotten to the fourth game yet!).)

59. HUNGRY NOW, DAMMIT.

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[antiva.livejournal.com]

1. IAWTC.

8. LOLOL FAIL

38. IAWTC. The ladies are so damned AWESOME.

45. I just... don't like her, but the all-around hatred she seems to get doesn't make sense to me either.

[kimchiburger.livejournal.com]

03. I don't object to him joining, but I certainly do about the old members leaving. My nakamaship. ;_;

21. Oh god, I would have died from a heart attack if it was the real ending. I kind of agree though, but it wouldn't have resolved anything and force a mob to topple Sunrise over.

26. Who would mock a good threesome? *sadface*

35. Good job.

36. Yes indeed, he is a boring character. No character development, no trusting issues, no nothing. However, he is indeed pretty so I'm willing to overlook a lot of things. Why yes, I can be shallow as hell.

39. That movie that movie that movie that movie that movie.

45. Maya would probably encourage the buttsex. Anyways, absolutely no Maya hate from over here.

48. Wait, what. Lelouch... Okay, he has a very slim waist, can pull off a wedding dress, and can't run to save his life, but bottomy? Dude. Dude. Come on, that guy probably would prefer to mindfuck you before topping and bottoming at the same time (if he wants to focus his time on that sort of thing anyways). And stronger woman? If you mean physically, why yes. If you mean mentally, wow. No. Him and C.C. can handle each other equally. Kallen is a bit iffy, but you know what I mean.

As for Ron, well...

50. Yes indeed, Oofuri needs more love. I'd whine about being prejudiced about sports series, but I'm a total hypocrite and the same way with shoujo. :')

56. Fuck yes. AGREED TO THE NTH POWER.

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[kimchiburger.livejournal.com]

Whoa there, I misinterpreted this secret.

Whoops. Sorry. D:

[lonetread]

7. Because there's fic as good as / better than the source material. There's fic that gets other people interested in watching the source. (Case in point: P.L. Wynter. I recruited SN fans through her amazing fic.) Not all fic is an awful bastardization of the original, FYI.

27. :( Who is that?

52. *crosses his (genderqueer trans) fingers for you*

comments

[marcman2020.livejournal.com]

1. oh well, nothin I can do to change that

2. Now even I'm curious O_o...

4. eep... in all honesty I do those all the time >_< sorry

6. Wow... wait... Devilman lady? why do you call it that? Is she a manlady?

9. for Marvel's sake, let's hope they don't break up

10. .... for some reason that doesn't surprise me, but it scares me at the same time...

17. I will never understand what people saw in that movie -_- oh well

25. Holy crap, you're awesome O_o...

26. kinda awkward, since I haven't seen that much interaction between the 3...but oh well, your opinion

32. EH... well I shouldn't talk, I do some weird stuff myself

35. DAMN YES...HOLY HELL X_X...

39. But Gizmo is adorable ;~; oh well...

41. understandable, they even weird ME out sometimes

42. ... NO COMMENT...

56. weird, cuase that's what he kinda looks like... but that's just me

Re: comments

[(Anonymous)]

16: No, shes is a Devilman (as in, a kind a creature) and a female, thus the name.

Toobig!secret

[postal152.livejournal.com]

Is that deviantart? Dude, I *hate* it when people post pictures of their fricken babies and stuff. If it's not art... don't post it, geez. >_<

That said, I want to say something constructive to you, but the fact that you don't seem to be annoyed with me is making me not... want... to.

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[velshtein]

Manips are kind of weird. I like the crack-y ones though.

Although that Yuuri and Conrad picture is much cuter. They're such baseball dorks. :)

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[lil-lost-kitten.livejournal.com]

48. Yay! I probably wouldn't have said this til relatively recently but I fully and unashamedly agree with you. Much rather keep the characters IC than ship them with totally ridiculous pairings for the sake of the ghey lulz (though most of the time I will ship them in a slash pairing as well... but only if it's plausible for the character or if I know that it's merely crack and am only doing it for laughs).

57. Oooh... a HB secret! Although I dunno whether to be worried about this one. Sure it's kinda sweet at the beginning, but would you really want someone who's just going to eventually abandon you in the end out of 'pity'?

59. Wow... is it really her who voices those ads? Tis good to put a face to the voice. But I can't actually place the fandom sadly (even though I remember seeing her in stuff... just can't remember what).

[[Repost because stupid me forgot something.]]

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[a-hollow-year.livejournal.com]

Fake secret is fake, but really hot so I'm not sure I care.

Re: 35

[(Anonymous)]

OP here.

No, it's not fake.

The reaction, though, is precisely why it's a secret ;)

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[redcoast.livejournal.com]

.01 Run from the fangirls! Run!

And, hey, if you don't like them you don't have to watch them. There's no federal law that says you have to watch such-and-such, with the exception of "The Wizard of Oz" on Thanksgiving and that only applies to US residents.

.02 Someone ... taking ... fanfic ... TOO SERIOUSLY? *dramatic music*

.03 And you're keeping this secret ... why?

.04 Looks okay to me, but I don't know the characters. Mebbe you need a new hobby to take up all the time you spend complaining about icons.

.05 So you only have one reason to RP. You also need a new hobby.

I hear fly fishing's fun.

.06 Y'know, you can always watch a ship and then not check online to see if it has a fandom. Then you'd feel like everything is yours! Also fuck fandoms. Enjoyment should be personal. ♥

.07 I think people do it to get attention ... beyond that I'm stumped.

.08 On the other hand there is a federal law that says there must be at least one Phoenix Wright secret. And I still have no desire to play the game ever!

.09 Thaaaaat's what's making you give up on Marvel? No wonder that's secret! XP

.10 I dream about Al Gore incessantly. Ha, my dreams are better.

(Seriously, though: you will dream about whatever you're thinking about before you go to sleep. Try it and you can make yourself dream about anything. Dwelling on whoever-that-anime-character-is is conditioning yourself to dream about him. It's not any more complicated than that.)

.11 GAH NO don't give people ideas RPS is bad enough anyway!

.12 Hardtoread!secret. Uh ... not sure who that is but I didn't think Blanchett was very good. My fav Queen Elizabeth is Blackadder's, though.

.13 A .. it's .. the ... I'm stumped, too!

.14 tl;dr

.15 I like how his colored-in hands look freakishly disconnected on their shoulders, like they've been amputated. Oh right secret. Will Farrell is cute so this is not up to my secrets standard. If you had said "Springtime for Hitler" had convinced you to become a Neo-Nazi, then it would be up to standard.

.16 What's a LOEG? And what do haircolors matter, really? Also, why is this secret? I'm still mad at Daniel Radcliffe for not being born with green eyes but you don't see me keeping that secret.

.17 "People"?

.18 An eyeless anime kid wearing a tiara.

The fact that that's not weird at all to me means that I've seen some fucked-up stuff in my life.

.19 Who's that guy?

.20 This is a commercial disguised as a secret! Read more about it at redcoast.livejournal.com!

.21 I can't read this font. I assume it has something to do with yaoi?

.22 "Madame Cantabile" has got to be one of those obvious names I've ever heard. I wish that people would stop putting puns in titles, especially puns that are just some plot-relevant word translated into a different language. Sure it's cool for people who only speak Japanese to realize what "Arbor" has to do with the schoolboys-who-turn-into-trees series that I just made up, but for those of us who speak Latin it's just ... dumb. This has nothing to do with the secret, I know. Vivaldi is a bit overrated.

.23 Not all that working? Ask some people who've lived in communist countries to get a good perspective on it. Avoid propaganda and find out the truth! Also who is that.

.24 "Sensitive" is misused in this sentence.

.25 Why are his man-boobs so low on his chest? This bothers me. Also why is this secret? I think Snape is a greasy unsexy git.

.26 Kinda ... toothy.

.27 The beginning of what?

.28 Lots of people do this.

.29 Izzat book good?

.30 I'm amazed that that show has a fandom because it sucks. The movie was pretty good, though.

.31 I'm guessing that your original deviation sucked and the edited version was an improvement.

.32 This isn't a secret! I am scandalized!

.33 I don't understand. Moving on ...

.34 Eh. If you'd seriously pay money for slash, you probably need to take a break from fandom altogether.

.35 Aaaaaaaaagh okay this is sufficiently secret! You aren't a magnificent hypocrite, you're just ... a troll, probably.

.36 Who is this person and why should I care. tl;dr. Try sleeping with a sibling.

.37 ..... mun?

.38 not a secret

.39 I've actually heard this from a ton of people. I was scarred by Indian Jones when I was a kid.

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[(Anonymous)]

6-I don't want to feel like I'm the only person that likes something in normal circumstances. Because I'm normally involved in fandom and community enjoyment. I like shared passion.

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[redcoast.livejournal.com]

.40 Tell them the truth and find friends who aren't so laaaaaaaame. You deserve it.

.41 D- Your thesis was clear but you never fully gave your reasons for being scared of Japan as a country. It needs expansion.

.42 I don't know who that is so I'll pretend it's just some guy who hangs around a pool table with you and he randomly has a fandom.

.43 Diversity FTW right?

.44 Because they have chemistry amirite? Also not a secret.

.45 Defending your favorite character is not a secret!

.46 You can't stop the snark. You can try but YOU CAN'T STOP IT. THE SNARK WILL ALWAYS COME!

.47 Does it say "Free hugs" or "Maul me"?

.48 Oh, it's being written, just not by the same people who write uke and seme yaoi, and really, what do you expect? If you really want it, write it yourself.

.49 bleh no more

.50 It's called fiction for a reason.

.51 What on earth is PW/GS? You know the real reason I read F_S is that it makes me feel old and out-of-touch.

.52 Like non-binary gender identities NEED more exploration in anime, she said sarcastically.

.53 How did it destroy your childhood? Like the Japan guy, you need to expand on your thesis.

.54 Just the mechanics of that ... are breaking my mind. As long as you don't show me the RPS go for it.

.55 Which one? What is that? OUT OF TOUCH!!!

.56 Okay, when did Sasuke and L become the standards of sexiness? That's just wrong.

.57 I wish I could meet the ___ to my ___ and then ___ them.

.58 tl;dr and I'm so confused. Why don't you kids watch Star Wars or something?

.59 Eat!

Not!secret 1: Ah ha ha, I get it. Personally if I had extra money I'd give it to the Rehydration Project. 2.2 million people a year die entirely and easily preventable deaths from diarrhea.

Not!secret 2: I'm sick of all this L talk.

Not!fandom: I KNOW. Cast iron FTW!

I can't even read this (http://i28.tinypic.com/wak93t.png) but like half of these secrets were not!secrets, so there you go.

Re: 40 - end

[rainbow-cnxn.livejournal.com]

I have to tell you that I admire your dedication for responding to everything. Wow.

[ebony-creme.livejournal.com]

16. Me too. =/

20. Serenity Rose was awesome! Was more than one volume ever published?

56. YES

16, 57

[pimpmytardis.livejournal.com]

16. I suppose it's my duty as an Alan Moore fangirl to insert a grumble about how terrible and unfaithful the LOEG movie was, so here it is: *grumble!* Dorian Grey isn't even in the comic! But I while agree the hair color issue, the whole thing was inaccurate shite, so what's one moar detail?

57. OMG History Boys secret!!

Re: 16, 57

[triestine.livejournal.com]

I just LOLed too hard at the Venice in which the Nautilus can freely navigate, to think about much else in the film. Oh that and the fact that they used incredibly famous touristy shots of Prague to represent various European cities.