[ SECRET POST #3809 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3809 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Solstice]



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[Martin Starr, Spider-Man: Homecoming]


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[MacGyver (2016)]











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Question Thread

[(Anonymous)]

Re: Question Thread

[(Anonymous)]

Why is wanting to bang the skeletons from Undertale such a big thing?

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[(Anonymous)]

I haven't played it but here are my guesses

1. You can go on a date with at least one of them in game
2. They are vaguely humanoid and that is al it takes for some people

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[(Anonymous)]

Now that furry has gone mainstream the deviants who went furry to shock people need to move onto something edgier.

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[(Anonymous)]

Those are all 4chan people though, not AO3 people

and skeleshipping definitely happens on AO3/tumblr parts of fandom

so there's gotta be something to it beyond 4chan deviancy

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[(Anonymous)]

I think Sans accidentally tripped someone's fat fetish. (Though really, he's just big-boned.)

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[(Anonymous)]

Wouldn't he be just "big bones" though?

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[(Anonymous)]

Honestly, for a lot of people, I think it's just the personalities and not the fact that they're skeletons. If they had just been human, or furry, or robots, etc., they'd still get their share of nsfw content. Both brothers can be woobified in some way, and that's a big factor in popularity for a lot of characters in similar circumstances (ex. Onceler, Loki, Snape, etc.).

Contrast the brothers with Mettaton EX, a character who is portrayed to be attractive in-universe, but doesn't receive as much fan attention as Sans does (about the same as Papyrus though). Compare with Asriel, another "woobie" character whose fan attention seems to be more from the furry community (more preference given to his "older" persona).

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[(Anonymous)]

Nayrt
Yes, personalities is definitely a big factor in this. That said, I'm personally digging the look of a skeleton, so... Not anything from Undertale since I'm not familiar with it, but Discworld Death as depicted by Kidby and Lewis from Mystery Skulls Animated.

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[(Anonymous)]

How would fucking a skeleton be remptely satisfying.

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[(Anonymous)]

Especially human male skeletons because humans don't have penis bones like a lot of other animals do.

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[(Anonymous)]

Magic glowing energy dicks. Or I suppose also magic glowing energy bajingo, or both! If that's your thing. I mean realistically skeletons shouldn't be able to stay together and move without muscles and tendons and cartilage, or talk without lungs and vocal cords and tongues.

So if you're going to suspend disbelief for walking talking skeletons, why draw the line at fucking?

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[(Anonymous)]

NSFW

http://oglaf.com/tibia/

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[(Anonymous)]

"Boning" puns

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[cbrachyrhynchos]

The bone, obviously.

Since I am going to be unemployed for a bit...

[kaijinscendre]

What is some stuff I should take time to learn for my future job search? Right now, I am looking at getting better at Excel (I only know the basics). Anything else I might want to look into learning or doing?

Re: Since I am going to be unemployed for a bit...

[(Anonymous)]

What kind of jobs are you looking for?

Re: Since I am going to be unemployed for a bit...

[(Anonymous)]

Not sure yet, tbh. I have a degree in Special Education but don't want to teach children. I've been working in a warehouse for three years and don't want to do that again.

Maybe teaching adults? Or just an office job. I don't need a flashy job. Just something that won't destroy my back before the age of 40.

Re: Since I am going to be unemployed for a bit...

[(Anonymous)]

Get a truck drivers license or a forklift operators license.

Re: Since I am going to be unemployed for a bit...

[kaijinscendre]

I doubt I could ever drive a truck (I struggle with a car). And I really would like to move out of the warehouse setting. Should have put that in the main body!

Re: Since I am going to be unemployed for a bit...

[(Anonymous)]

That depends. What sort of work are you looking for?

I'm actually looking for new skills as well (my job is great but temporary). I'm thinking of getting certified in basic computer skills. Also, first-aid.

Re: Since I am going to be unemployed for a bit...

[kaijinscendre]

Maybe teaching adults? Or just an office job. I don't need a flashy job. Just something that won't destroy my back before the age of 40.

It is so hard to find legitimate certification programs for so many of these things. :P

Re: Since I am going to be unemployed for a bit...

[(Anonymous)]

Learning a trade is the "best" solution in the sense that you'll have something you can carry with you and a defined skill that will almost guarantee you the chance at a job wherever. And will probably pay better than entry level blue collar work. It can take a little investment to get there, though, because you'll want official training, not a "I learned it myself". (unless the thing in question is web design or another computer related task, the one field that is basically the opposite, degrees mean shit but personal experience counts for everything)

But if you want an office job, ABSOLUTELY brush up on Microsoft Office (especially Excel). Learn basic stuff about playing around with data, sorting it, basic functions. If you work at a small company, you may want to learn basic web design stuff. Not coding, but learn Wordpress and basic HTML. Actually go make yourself a free, professional Wordpress website and include that on your resume as an example of your work to prove you have the experience. It's very simple, and many companies use it, or at least will be impressed that you can somewhat understand managing and learn quickly.

In your free time, find somewhere to volunteer. Especially somewhere where you can sit at a front desk and answer phone calls. That'll help you nudge your way into a desk job. ANY administrative experience you can get will be helpful. Plus, if you volunteer, you can hopefully get a job reference out of the deal, too.

If desk work isn't for you, there are some jobs that will train you on the spot. I was a phlebotomist for 8 months between school. Zero experience, my life had nothing to do with medical stuff at all. It was at one of those plasma donation places that are basically McPhlebotomy. It didn't pay super great but it felt a little more "professional", and after a year or so I bet I could've gotten a better paying job in a real clinic.

Re: Since I am going to be unemployed for a bit...

[tabaqui]

Seems you're in the US, so maybe look into Americorp/VISTA? You have skills they like, but you can tell them you want to do admin/grant writing/different things like that, and they may be able to find you a spot.

They have Summer-only jobs and then year-long jobs that can become permanent placement things. At the very least, it looks really good on your resume.

Good luck!

Re: Since I am going to be unemployed for a bit...

[bur]

With Excel, I highly recommend mastering the pivot table. Some people at work think I'm a wizard just because I can pivot.