[ SECRET POST #3993 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3993 ⌋

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Comments

What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU!

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Batman/Joker. Fuck that shit.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[kaijinscendre]

Darcy/Anyone.

Sam/Dean. Though, I don't mind Wincestiel. I just don't like Sam unless he is with Cas.

Steve Rogers/Sharon Carter. I get it is canon in the comics, doesn't make any less gross.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Katsuki Bakugou/Izuku Midoriya - I just don't like Bakugou. I respect that he's undergoing slow and believable character development and gradually transforming into less of an arsehole, but for me, his establishing character moment was suggesting a classmate go suicide. Fuck that guy.

Thor/Loki - *shudders*

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Deadpool/Spider-man
Unless Peter's character changed since I last read, I don't think he likes and thinks much about Deadpool at all.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Sansa/Jon. Also Dany/Jon. And not even because of the incest thing, they just don't work for me. Maybe Jon is just a wet blanket.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Snape/anyone. Draco/anyone.

Fuck those little annoying-ass dickhead shits.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Obi-Wan/Anakin, Obi-Wan/Anakin/Padme, and Anakin/Padme

Turin/Beleg, Maedhros/Maglor, Celebrimbor/Sauron (really any of the bad guys in Tolkien paired with anyone but this one is especially nope for me)

Gil/Sara,
Calleigh/Eric
Katara/Aang
Kanan/Hera
Ahsoka/Barriss

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[philstar22]

Celebrimbor/Maeglin. Doctor/Rose. Ron/Hermione unless Harry is also involved. Buffy/Riley. Natasha/Bruce. Draco/Hermione, Snape/Hermione, Snape/Harry.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Emma/Hook is pretty much my only NOTP in 20+ years of being in fandom. Plenty of other ships I dislike or find forgettable, but no other pairs that I loathe.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Anakin/Padme - I just can't, the lack of chemistry and the weird relationship they had kills it for me.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Jamie/Layla from X-Factor. The series has been over for years and this pairing still pisses me off.

Kaneki/Touka from Tokyo Ghoul. I hate this pairing mostly because of bad writing and shitty fans.

Annie/Armin from Attack on Titan. This actually used to be my otp when I first got into the series, but my changing feelings on the characters and a few BNFs really soured me on the pairing.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh, I have plenty:

Fenris/Anders, Shizuo/Izaya, Clarke/Bellamy, anybody/Oikawa or Bokuto, Junpei/Chidori, Naoto/Kanji, Bigby/Snow, Sasuke/Sakura, Jeff/Annie, Fred/Wesley, Jessia/Luke, Peggy Carter/that one dude from her show, incest ships in general...

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[hamimi_fk]

Almost any het ship (canon or fanon) from Harry Potter with the exception of Molly/Arthur, Blaise/Luna, and incest ships (Ron/Ginny and Bill/Ginny are my deep dark loves omgggg). ^^;;; (But I especially dislike Snape/Hermione tbh, eep.)

Also, Sasuke/Sakura from Naruto. jfc that was so dumb back in the original series (I haven't seen Shippuden yet.)

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[nightscale]

Superman/Wonder Woman, purely in the canon though as they bork it in a way I don't like each time. Fanfic is better and the shippers tend to treat Lois so much better too.

Jean/Scott, I used to like it but time has completely turned me off it. It's still cute to me in X-Men: Evolution but anything else? Ugh get her away from him.

Same with Jean/Logan, fuck off from her Wolvie and leave her be.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Ron/Hermione
Roy/Ed, Ed/Winry, Roy/Riza
Yuuri/Conrad
Tsubasa!Sakura/Tsubasa!Syaoran, Watanuki/Himawari
Yamato/Sora, Takeru/Hikari
Ash/Misty, Brock/Misty

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Ignis/Noctis, because what the fuck Ignis literally refers to himself as Noctis' mother at one point. They're just way too familial. And waaaay too much of the art infantilizes the hell out of Noct. The fans being absolute garbage doesn't help.

Luna/Noct too, actually, on both of their parts. They haven't seen each other in twelve years. They're basically pen pals-- they care about each other, but she was pretty much his babysitter for like, two weeks, and that was about that. Then they were forced into a political marriage scheme cooked up by the Empire and the actual full-on villain of the game. Ooh, romantic.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Chuck/Blair
Kylo Ren/Hux

Those are the only two I really hate, I'm pretty sure

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[soldatsasha]

Frostiron. Ugh. idk why I find it so off-putting. I mean, I hate a lot of things about the dynamic, but normally that's not enough to cement something as a notp for me.


Adoribull. Bull is pushy and invasive as hell. Shippers present it like it's so cute and sweet and no.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock/Molly. It just feels like an extremely Mary Sue type of a ship, to me, with Molly as the Mary Sue for people to use to fantasize about Sherlock falling in love with them. Which is, objectively, fine. But it's basically everything I personally loath.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[greghousesgf]

13/anybody

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

I’ve tried to invent a ship that fills me with half as much hatred as Danny/Sam. So far I’ve failed.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[(Anonymous)]

Hotch/Prentiss, Morgan/Reid (CM; they have too much of a brotherly vibe for me); Gil Grissom/Sara Sidle, Raymond Reddington/Elizabeth Keene (they're father/daughter ffs--and if they plot twist that to be untrue, that's the vibe I get from them), Stiles Stilinski/Peter Hale, Tony/Ziva, Chris LaSalle/Sonja Percy, James May/Jeremy Clarkson (just, ew, who'd wanna do Clarkson. Yeah, I know he has kids); Longmire/Vic (inferred SPOILER if you havent' watched the last season of Longmire.

Watched the first three eps of the latest and last season; skipped ahead to watch the final ep because I had a Bad Feeling and, well. I won't be watching the remaining eps for some time, if ever.)

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[cakemage]

Chakotay/Anyone, but especially Janeway/Chakotay and Chakotay/Seven. I used to sorta ship him with Tom, but I've been rewatching Voyager lately and now think that Tom deserves better.

My NOT3 is Parker/Eliot/Hardison on Leverage, not because I dislike any of the characters involved (far from it!), but because I see Eliot as a grumpy (but secretly doting) big brother figure to Parker and Hardison (who are my OTP for Leverage), and thinking of him having sex with them squicks me out.

Hope/Any of the main cast of FFXIII. He's 14, Vanille is 619, Snow and Lightning are 21, Fang is 621, and Sazh is 40. Also, Fang and Vanille are fucking and Snow knows that Lightning would feed him his own testicles if he ever cheated on Serah. Sorry, kiddo.

Vaan/Penelo and Balthier/Vaan in FFXII. I'm actually kinda fond of Vaan, lovable dumbass that he is, but both Penelo and Balthier deserve someone with more than two braincells to rub together, plus there's the age difference with Balthier.

Spike/Rarity. Again, she's an adult, he's a little kid with a crush.

Re: What are some of your NOTPs?

[bcboomerangs]

AOS Spirk
Doctor/River (DW)
Buffy/Spike (BtVS)
Angel/Cordelia (AtS)
Tony/Steve (Marvel)
Emma/Hook (OUAT)
Ward/Anyone (AoS)
Coulson/Daisy (AoS)
Mal/River (Firefly)
Mal/Kaylee (Firefly)
Snape/Anyone (HP)
Draco/Anyone (HP)
Damon/Elena (TVD)
Klaus/Caroline (TVD)