[ SECRET POST #542 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #542 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 11 pages, 265 secrets from Secret Submission Post #078.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ], [ 1 2 - personal attack ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

109

[shadsie.livejournal.com]

109. I saw that just after coming home from fishing at my local creek. @_@. That said, I'd hit it - with a gold spoon-spinner, or a rooster tail, or maybe, if in the mood to use my flycaster, a nice caddis fly. Look at his expression! He yearns for my skillet!

I was thinking of quitting hanging out at this place, but I might stay just because I'm anticpiating "I'd hit it like the fin of an angry cod" secrets.

Re: 109

[spacepotato.livejournal.com]

Why not a rapala?

Fandom just got better.

122, 128, 132, 158

[mekkio.livejournal.com]

122. Jay-Z would so be Ravenclaw. With that brain of his for music and style? Come on. By the way, this secret is fun.

128. Great, I need bleach for my brain. With Garak, I can see him going one way or the other way and even still, both. But with Julian? He's such a puppy. I can't bring myself to ship him with anyone. Oh, he would try. Believe me. However; in the end, he will always be shot down.

132. Add me to your list of girls who don't ship them. I think they work better as practically brothers than as lovers.

158. Out of all the choices of hair from the New Companions, Rose's Blond, Jack's Brunette and Martha's Jet Black, I adore Donna's Red tresses the most. She has amazing hair. Which coupled with the Doctor's coif, makes for some the best hair on a sci-fi duo ever. Sorry, Mulder and Scully. And you too, Sam and Al.

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[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

I posted my response before reading yours, but yes, I agree. Ravenclaw for Jay-Z.

lol crack RP fandom

[saphrawn.livejournal.com]

120. Omg, I think I speak on behalf of the whole FM family that we feel honored. <3

Re: lol crack RP fandom

[kinosino.livejournal.com]

Like I said in chat - who doesn't love Raven? :3

And yes, more secrets about it plz. Everyone loves positive reinforcement. Especially The Sorrow

109, 123, 127, 149

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

109 I NOMINATE THIS BEST SECRET OF 2008. LOL.

123 Oh man, and somehow I think that's me, which is stupid, but if it is, I seriously haven't really been reading, that's the only reason. <3

127 A++++ would lol again, great use of memes and image of pope in a strange hat. Fast delivery, prompt service, etc. etc.

149 please please live in a different state country CONTINENT than me.

Re: 109, 123, 127, 149

[spacepotato.livejournal.com]

OMG Now I wanna see Mr. Darcy kick Edward's ass.

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[gallo-de-pelea.livejournal.com]

oh god what is wrong with me

Re: 128

[(Anonymous)]

*sniff* I wish I knew! Here's (http://community.livejournal.com/doctor_tailor/14698.html) where I found it.

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[rinnia.livejournal.com]

151. Viper Drinks are the best thing ever. I can make Joshua say, "Mmm, I'm in paradise," and Neku go, "Gross!" Never fails to make me giggle.

153. Sigh. I wish I had a Matt. Someone to treat as a lackey, to yell at when he fucks up his job, to put in mortal danger when I put a crazy plan into action to maybe give a person I'm fixated on a better chance to succeed... That'd be sweet.

160. You're not alone. With very few exceptions, I'm the exact same way.

Re: 151, 153, 160

[(Anonymous)]

It is. Because a Matt would love you enough for doing all that for you :)

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[dref22.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah!

[bu-yao-ren.livejournal.com]

125 We did that with out kitchen utensils and random appliances. My computer's named Kisumai. My current mp3 player Siwon. I also had rechargable batteries named Kawai, Taisuke, Kamei and Yabu. It's ♥

... I'm tempted to name the machines at my workplace tomorrow.

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

129. Did I get drunk and come home to make fandomsecrets again, or is this someone else's? XD

132. It's true there might not be as many Wilson/House shippers if Wilson had been a woman, but sometimes I wish he were so that crazed canon freaks would stop telling me there's nothing there, because if he were a woman, I assume pretty much everyone who bitches us shippers out about it would ship it. :/
Oh dear, I hope you don't mind, but I feel a babble-session coming on.

I dunno if I still would ship it, to be honest - it depends how like Cameron Wilson would seem if he were a woman. XD (Not saying that I didn't think the House/Cameron stuff was kinda cute, but she gets on my nerves a lot more often than Wilson ever does, is all.) 'Course, if he ended up being more like Cuddy, it probably wouldn't change my mind. I kinda ship them, too...

Honestly, I just want House to find happiness, which is why I ship (for the most part) House/Wilson. He always seems happiest when he's around Wilson. He goes to him when he's upset or thinking, and almost every time, his epiphany has something to do with Wilson. Wilson is his best and only friend, and they love each other (platonically, romantically, doesn't matter.) If he were to find someone else, I wouldn't mind (as long as it's not Stacy, who I refuse to ever trust after everything), but currently, the only person who seems right for him is Wilson. They don't have to be lovers for me to be happy, they just have to...*shrug* I dunno. Have each other.

Okay, sorry about that. I'll shut up now.

159. I know exactly what you mean. I fall for fandom skirtchasers like a ton of bricks, all the time. Sometimse it really pisses me off, because, one of my only limits is cheating. I find it entirely unforgivable on all counts, for either gender, but, every once in a while, it happens on fandom, and I think, well, yeah, but other than that, he's perfect. It drives me up a wall. I should not be this easily swayed!

Regarding 132. yes just YES.

[cleverthylacine]

because if he were a woman, I assume pretty much everyone who bitches us shippers out about it would ship it. :/

YES. FUCKING YES. (Especially since a lot of them are batshit House/Cameron shippers).

Also, I am so fucking tired of "if X were a woman people would ship it/X wouldn't have so many fans" secrets.

Slash is more popular than het in many fandoms. Fanfiction is written mostly by women and many women are more interested in m/m sex than m/f sex or f/f sex. Get over it and if you want more het or femmeslash, WRITE IT and stop bitching at other people for not shipping what you want.

This is brought to you by my vehement desire to bitchslap people who wish I liked different characters and ships than I do. GO WRITE IT YOURSELF BB.

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[diefbaby.livejournal.com]

128 - That pic is fantastic beyond words and I simply must know where it is from. Please tell me!!

Re: 128

[(Anonymous)]

*sniff* I wish I knew! Here's (http://community.livejournal.com/doctor_tailor/14698.html) where I found it.

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[oldstarnewshine.livejournal.com]

HEAR, HEAR

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[black-splodge.livejournal.com]

me too :D

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[1strangepirate.livejournal.com]

they are close male friends with a complex relationship so obviously there is buttsex going on

OBVIOUSLY

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[(Anonymous)]

OBVIOUSLY. xD

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[rampant-chaos8.livejournal.com]

Aww :)

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[(Anonymous)]

124: I think I love you just for mentioning this pairing. None of my f-list watches Code Geass...<.<;;

153: Woah. Matt/Mello. :D My Matt is my best ex-girlfriend/best friend in real life...^^'

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[(Anonymous)]

105// I am not alone!

153// LOL chococherry. never stop making lulz for the fandom!

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[savagemandolin.livejournal.com]

He was a lot nicer to his second batch, though.

[karel]

152. idk, maybe she would have thought it was funny? sakjgfka I wouldn't let it stop me from talking to her? Also, nice name ;D

[childings.livejournal.com]

We really need more Shatner secrets. Here's a Shatner non-secret from me: when I was in high school I actually believed I could get him to come perform at my house for a birthday party. (I figured he would stoop so low as to do anything for money back then...)

[(Anonymous)]

IAWTC.

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[delicatelight.livejournal.com]

Haha. Agreed. She has gorgeous hair.

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[ashcash7.livejournal.com]

5. I LOVE Sawyer and Hurley, but only as friends. I don't see them in a pairing way at all.

11. I absolutely Love My Little Pony: the Movie and the Magic School Bus. not gonna lie

26. I LOVE Bob Hope and Bing Crosby. never will ship them though. and Bing wasn't abusive.

32. I only see House/Wilson as best friends too, nothing romantic about the two of them at all.

55. I love the Jonas Brothers. they don't have the greatest music, they jsut entertain me. and know that not every fan of theirs is batshit crazy.

[ronsard.livejournal.com]

133. It sounds so faithless, but I often worry that the readers are doing this, so sometimes I would try to position the smutty scenes toward the end of the fic. I wonder if it's working :(

154. I saw that film twice. In theater. The more members of audience walked out in disgust, the brighter my love burned LIKE WHISKEY AND JESUS IN MY VEINS.

[yuumeko.livejournal.com]

109. not!secret plz

148. oh god, save her from crappy RP, she's much too cool for cliches.

[lovegonnadrown.livejournal.com]

119. lolwut?

there are people that think it's SERIOUS? D: I like that pairing, too... but at least I KNOW it's crack.

157. ...that's awesome.

[jennifer.livejournal.com]

151: I do that too. XD; I also feed Joshua all the food he likes because the "mmmm" is hilarious!