[ SECRET POST #4114 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4114 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Tabatha Takes Over]


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03.
[Sherlock (BBC)]


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04.
[Traci Hines]


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05.
[Brooklyn 99]


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06.
[Louisa May Alcott, Eight Cousins where Charlie makes a bargain with Rose that he'll give up smoking if she gives up wearing earrings]


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07.
[Tabatha Takes Over/Tabatha Coffey]


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08.
[Paul Hollywood from The Great British Bake Off]


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09.
[Frozen/Moana]


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10.
[All for One, Portia Vallon]


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11.
[How I Met Your Mother]








Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 44 secrets from Secret Submission Post #589.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

General comments:

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Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

New Han Solo trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPEYpryMp2s

Re: Star Wars

[philstar22]

I think I'll enjoy it. I'm more excited about Avengers 3 and Jurassic World 2. But it is Star Wars, so I'm sure I'm going to love it.

Re: Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

I have no idea whether or not people expect the movie to be good at this point. I'm really not looking forward to the discourse.

It has a great cast though, I'll say that

Re: Star Wars

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Better than the first trailer. Still low expectations though.

Re: Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

It looks like it's going to be fun, and I'm looking forward to seeing it. I'm not looking forward to the discourse.

Happy animal gifs

[philstar22]

Give me all your favorite animal gifs please. The cuter, the better.

Re: Happy animal gifs

[(Anonymous)]

https://i.imgur.com/8esJIow.mp4

Re: Happy animal gifs

[(Anonymous)]

http://littleanimalgifs.tumblr.com/post/151595148468/gifsboom-adorable-baby-polar-bear-video
http://awwww-cute.tumblr.com/post/107919062950/i-have-two-hands-and-three-foods
http://skiddly-bop.tumblr.com/post/151862476293/drogato-styrofoam-boots-blog-i-thought-the
http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/148000548333/video-curious-hawk-checks-out-weather-cam
http://littleanimalgifs.tumblr.com/post/148457353888

Re: Happy animal gifs

[(Anonymous)]

https://media.giphy.com/media/HvsJ527vb7z4A/giphy.gif

Re: Happy animal gifs

[greenvelvetcake]

https://imgur.com/K181eI0

https://imgur.com/pzgB72F

https://imgur.com/MgerPvV

Re: Happy animal gifs

[syncing_feeling]

A very short video instead of a GIF, so may not count. But I want a Hoover Hamster. https://twitter.com/DickKingSmith/status/898299502649634816

Who were some of your worst teachers?

[(Anonymous)]

How about best?

Re: Who were some of your worst teachers?

[greghousesgf]

I had a real bitch in English in college. Hated me personally, hated everything I wrote, constantly pulled some bait and switch shit on me ("I didn't ask you to write about this poem, I asked you to write about this other poem!", etc.) and couldn't even be ARSED to call me by my correct name!

Re: Who were some of your worst teachers?

[(Anonymous)]

The teacher who assumed I didn't know the alphabet because I wasn't white, despite my having been born in the US and having previously spoken to her multiple times in perfect English

Re: Who were some of your worst teachers?

[(Anonymous)]

Worst: Mrs Andrews when I was 11. Very angry and grumpy, yelled at me for writing the 'wrong thing' before she'd even read it and called me a smart aleck.

Best: Mr Probart later that year, when I finished my mathwork he gave me a seperate maths textbook and told me to work through it (most other teachers woulda told me to just read a book). Also encouraged me to draw if I'd finished my work.

Re: Who were some of your worst teachers?

[thewakokid]

The literal paedophile. Like convicted as in a convicted child rapist. That's a tough one to top. I could happily talk about the crazy RE teacher who was going through a rough divorce and took it out on me (I have the same name name as her cheating husband. I went from being her favourite student to her punching bag in a matter of weeks). I could talk about the drunkard lout physics teacher who just wanted to be "one of the lads", talking to 15 year olds about going out, getting pissed, and shagging on the weekend. or the chemistry teacher who used to massage the female students. Or the guy who "Retired" after he broke a students nose for talking back, but honestly, no-one is going to beat the guy who buggered a sizeable percentage of the football team.

Re: Who were some of your worst teachers?

[nightscale]

My year 5 science teacher who was an irl version of Snape before that character even existed. I still don't know why he was a teacher because he clearly hated kids.

And my middle-school IT teacher who was convicted of pedophilia, years after I'd left the school but that was still a very shocking thing to find out.

Re: Who were some of your worst teachers?

[bur]

At the time the worst was my 5th grade teacher, Mrs. G. HOWEVER, in retrospect, the grey old mare did not deserve the tornado of hyperactivity, filth, and "I'm bored with your super easy class I'm going to go climb walls"-ness that was 10-year-old me. At the time, dumping my desk out on the floor to get rid of the garbage was "the worst". ...however, sometimes there were banana peels in there, so. You know.

Hindsight.

Re: Who were some of your worst teachers?

[(Anonymous)]

My grade nine math teacher who insisted I was cheating because I got the right answers but didn't show my work. Bitch if I was cheating I would copy the work too so you didn't take away half my marks.

My grade 10 (11? I forget) Parenting teacher who thought my brother's pregnant 15 year old gf walked on fucking water but threw me out of class for 'talking' when all I'd done was tell her to ask me her question when we got home.

Phone Apps

[(Anonymous)]

What are your most used phone apps?

Nominations Are Open!

[kaijinscendre]

Come nominate a movie! The theme is Neo-versions of old genres, like neo-noir, neo-westerns but NOT remakes or reboots.

How's your day going, FS?

[(Anonymous)]

Tell us!

What are your favorite ice cream flavors?

[(Anonymous)]

I have some peanut butter cookie dough tonight.

Things you didn't know you wanted until...

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't realize I want to read a fic where Captain America & Jack Harknees meet. I want a whole fucking series. I want them in adventures, with Jack shamelessly flirting with Capt (while he gets flustered). I want friendship adventure, well dressed men from the 40s, and emotional support-- the whole damn tamale! All of the tamales!

And I only realized this while watching a link about how bad Sherlock is and why. Thanks, poster whose name I can't recall!

WHAT DO YOU WANT?