[ SECRET POST #4429 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4429 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Drew Barrymore, Rebel Wilson, Emmy Rossum]


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[Darren MacLean, The Final Table]


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[Kyle XY]


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[The Disney Kink Meme, Tangled, Beauty & the Beast]


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[Daniel Craig as James Bond in Casino Royale]


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[Roswell, New Mexico]










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Comments

[fscom]

09. https://i.imgur.com/EigZBVJ.png
[Daniel Craig as James Bond in Casino Royale]

[(Anonymous)]

I thought this was Vladimir Putin at first glance lol.

[(Anonymous)]

jesus

[(Anonymous)]

Glad I’m not the only one. Lol

[(Anonymous)]

Putin has more of a paunch and he's usually on a horse or posing with a tiger or something.

[(Anonymous)]

I agree with this so hard

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding.

[11thmirror]

I like him as an actor, but he's just never been attractive to me - and even less so when his shirt's off. His head looks too small?

[(Anonymous)]

now I can't unsee it

[riddian]

Well shit, I've never noticed that before but now it will never stop bothering me.

[(Anonymous)]

His ears also stick out too much and his head is shaped like a sideways oval.

[(Anonymous)]

So that's what swole means.

[(Anonymous)]

"Swollen." Yes.

[ayebydan]

Agreed

[(Anonymous)]

Ew.

Give me Chris Evans tier body or go home.

[(Anonymous)]

quiet peggy

[(Anonymous)]

Mm... Daniel Craig in that shower scene in the first Tomb Raider is just... *___*

[(Anonymous)]

I even find the example a little too toned for me (upper arm and boobs too defined) but I'll gladly take this over the more and more ridiculous bodies Hollywood has been churning out.

[(Anonymous)]

No thanks, he looks bloated.

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's absolute bullshit that men can still be worshipped for having "dad bods", while women have to be absolute perfection. Just look at all the shit Brie Larson is getting for "having no ass or boobs".

[(Anonymous)]

It amazed me to hear that those absolutely ripped actors, where every vein and muscle is bulging, actually DEHYDRATE themselves for about 36 hours for just those shots. That's as bad as torturing the poor actress who played Cinderella (though I guess her misery lasted longer). That's actually dangerous to someone's health, to go that long being that seriously dehydrated, just like it is to go weeks or months eating less than a 1000 calories a day.

Healthy bodies, Hollywood! For fuck's sake!

So ... yeah, yes, OP!

[(Anonymous)]

His upper arms make me feel like he won't be able to put his arms next to his sides ever again, but there he is, doing so in the photo. Good for him!

[(Anonymous)]

I never understood the hype for Craig, he looks like a goblin.

[(Anonymous)]

Daniel Craig isn't my type at all (taller and leaner is my thing), but I completely agree with the point you are making, and I think Craig was a good choice to use as an example, because he does look very strong and very fit, but his physique also looks a lot more natural than most of the action movie guys tend to look. He looks like a guy who trains for strength; how his muscles look is an afterthought for him.

I don't really mind the OTT physiques some of the superheros have, especially when there's a reason for it. Like Steve being the product of science!magic, and Thor being a god. But I do feel like such extreme physiques are becoming more and more the norm for these actors, and I wish that weren't the case. I'd far rather have less swol versions of Cap and Thor than have all male action stars pushed to attain similar physiques.

And TBH, once there's three or four major Hollywood stars looking that jacked, it starts to get really boring IMO, like, Oh, there goes another one.

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck yeah my friend, I am right there with you.