[ SECRET POST #4481 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4481 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[The Hobbit]


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03.
[Tim Burton's Dumbo]


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04.
[Lady Gaga in A Star Is Born]


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05.
[Giles Coren, writer and TV presenter]


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06.
[The Dragon Prince]


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07.
[Quicksand on Netflix]

















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 43 secrets from Secret Submission Post #642.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

Names, no matter the circumstance, so terrible that they should never be given to any living being

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

Melvin
Hilbert
Guy

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

I have a soft spot for Guy and Lady. Heh.

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

Guy is a great name!!

Re: Terrible names

[chamonix]

Guy of Gisbourne tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

nooooooo

Re: Terrible names

[ayebydan]

Humphrey
anything that is basically a wine, food or place
Seeeriously religious names if you don't know if your kid will grow up to follow your religion. I mean Mary is now common. Mohammad sure. Moses? Nah.
things like Euphemia, ect that are just...older. Margarets' in this day and age? If your daughter will be raised in a place where kids will accept that sure but if she will be bullied for having a granny name it isn't fair really.
Mackinnon ect as a first name in Scotland. Just don't.

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

Euphemia and Mackinnon sound really cool at first but they're both names that could so easily be twisted and made fun of by kids (and adults too, I guess).

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

Margaret isn't that bad or even that uncommon. I went to school with a few. Most of them went by Maggie or Meg, too, so there's nickname options if they don't like "Margaret."

Re: Terrible names

[philstar22]

Margaret isn't that uncommon I don't think? My sister's name. Honestly I think my name, Ruth, is much more old-fashioned and more of a granny name.

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

Gertrude. Elmer. Prudence. Chastity. Melvin. Gunter. Scythe and Glaive (I once met a woman who’d named her sons these and as someone with a name I got relentlessly mocked for, the only plus I could think of is most kids/potential bullies won’t know what the words mean unless they’re told.)

Re: Terrible names

[ayebydan]

Prudence is cute enough to me and can be shortened to Prue but yes...the rest are...pretty horrid.

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

A male character in a manga adapted from a light novel is called Aquasteed.

I stopped reading because I couldn't take the manga seriously anymore.

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

Eadwig
Æthelred
Harthacnut

Some of those Saxon kings had damn silly names

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

Nevaeh

I've never met one, but I can already tell that in person it sounds like the smugness of a million parents who think they're sooo clever but aren't.

No offense to the actual Nevaehs. Just their parents.

Goes for anything else spelled !cleverly! backwards

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

Abcde

Though honestly, there are no terrible names, just stupid spellings or stupid first name/last name combos. Like Abcde could work if it wasn't fucking spelled like that. Similarly, I hate altered spellings of regular names. I don't mean back in the day when we couldn't decide on a spelling, I mean special snowflakes who write Rawbérrte or some shit when they mean Robert.

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

I'm fine with pretty much any name as long as it isn't some wildly creative spelling meant to make your kid oh-so-different and special.

Re: Terrible names

[greghousesgf]

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/the-21-worst-celebrity-baby-names-of-all-time

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

Eugene and Eugenia. Ethel. The Asian name Fuk.

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

Brunhilda. Hedwig.

Theodocia/Theodosia

[(Anonymous)]

Ralph
Thomasina
Patience (I actually like how it looks and sounds, but the expectations, no)
Ethel
Dudley
Elmer
Hortense

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

Nigel
Norman
Ptolemy
Dobson

All names of real people I've met -_-

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

Most fandom names. I don't think there's anything wrong with one if it's like... a name that's a real name, but a friend of mine just had a daughter and named her Lunafreya and I'm genuinely considering excising myself from that friendship just so that I never, ever have to deal with that.

Also every Scott I have ever met in my life has been a terrible person, so let's just assume it's the name's fault and strike it from the record.

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

I knew someone who was named (or went by I never found out, but it was what the teacher called her so I'm pretty sure it was legit;;) Solitaire... Not a good name.
Otherwise my friend's mother was named Lise (which isn't a bad name IMO) because she was an ugly baby and her crazy mother thought it was a suitably ugly name.

Re: Terrible names

[(Anonymous)]

I'm shocked that nobody came up with the name Ismene (pronounced "is mean").