[ SECRET POST #4483 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4483 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[fscom]

03. https://i.imgur.com/WlmQsUR.png

[(Anonymous)]

Lol

[(Anonymous)]

thou shalt not covet etcetc so in an ironic way he's sticking to his principles by doing so

i don't see the appeal of this guy

[(Anonymous)]

Yours specifically? Considering he has no idea you exist I'm going to have to go with "no, he's not deliberately trying to do that."

[(Anonymous)]

I figured OP meant herself and other people who would react like that to his behavior. Then again, maybe I'm just projecting because my own Chris Pratt ladyboner didn't just go limp but completely fell off a while ago.

[(Anonymous)]

joke/jōk/
noun

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

verb

make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.

[(Anonymous)]

lmao right?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't understand why anyone but Christians are allowed to have pride in their faith.

[(Anonymous)]

I find them all equally irritating and off-puting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and for extra controversy, I'm counting atheism as a faith

[(Anonymous)]

"I don't understand why anyone but white people are allowed to have pride in their race, but white people can't. What's wrong with White Pride?"

"I don't understand why anyone but straight people are allowed to have pride in their sexuality, but straight people can't. Where are my straight parades?"

"I don't understand why anyone but men are allowed to have pride in their gender. When's Men's Day?!"

Usually, the answer boils down to the fact that in the current Western circumstances and history that most of these discussions, and this current discussion of Pratt happens in, all the other groups are minorities and had to fight oppressors to get any social status they currently have. Whereas Christianity, straight people, and men were always the default-persons. Generally speaking, the pride isn't really in just being the thing, it's being the thing in spite of the default opposition and having dealt with oppression.

Though I may be giving your comment too much benefit of the doubt.

[philstar22]

A certain type of Christian feels like they can force their religion on others while at the same time no one else is allowed to have beliefs different than theirs and get their beliefs respected. Chris Pratt, unfortunately, belongs to that small but vocal group of Christians.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't care if you're a Christian but if you're a socially conservative fundamentalist Christian, I don't care for that

[(Anonymous)]

I don't understand why adherents to a faith that specifically admonishes its followers to *not* be ostentatious about said faith feels the need to cry persecution unless they're allowed to plaster everything around them with Yay Jesus stickers.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a Christian, but I find it off-putting if anyone of any religion is blatantly about it. (I mean beyond wearing things their religion tells them they need to wear or whatever.) I just think of it as such an intensely personal choice that I get uncomfortable with anyone proselytizing or wearing shirts like he is there or telling others what they should or shouldn't do to be moral. Just keep it between yourself and whatever deity you worship unless you are with people who share your faith.

[(Anonymous)]

Because if you criticize Islam you're a bigot. So Chris Pratt is going to get more heat for thanking his god than Linda Sarsour is for advocating violence against a survivor of female genital mutilation.

[(Anonymous)]

Christian evangelicals are annoying and need to STFU

[(Anonymous)]

The man supports a church that is vehemently anti-LGBT and came up with the weakest argument against that imaginable. He's a douche.

[(Anonymous)]

He's allowed to be proud. Pushing it on others and using it as a personal defense makes him shitty. This applies to all faiths.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't understand why the religion that has dominated most of western European and American culture for centuries feels like they're legit the underdog.

[hey_hey_hey]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING

GODFIDENT UH-HUH HUH

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO, nice :D.

[(Anonymous)]

I don’t follow Chris Pratt, so can somebody explain this to me?

[(Anonymous)]

Same. TBH, if it weren't for FS, I wouldn't even know he was Christian.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Whoa, this thread got heavy for a secret that was just a dumb joke about my dumb crush.

[(Anonymous)]

Aaaand of course the thread devolved into a massive argument about religion and racism over a picture of a dude wearing a lower dad-tier pun sweatshirt that innocuously referenced his religion.