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⌈ Secret Post #656 ⌋

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[firefly/stargate:atlantis]

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[Naruto]

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[Supernatural]

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[Soul Calibur]

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[Gunnerkrigg Court]

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[higurashi no naku koro ni]

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[South Park]

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[House - Doctor Who]

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[The World Ends With You]

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[Harry Potter, Doctor Who]

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[Dead Girls : Red Garden OVA]

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[Supernatural]

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[Soul Eater, Ouran, Bleach]

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[Delusion]

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[Red vs Blue: Reconstruction]

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[Saiyuki Reload]

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[Ouendan]

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[Torchwood]

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[American History X]

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[Heroes]

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[Gossip Girl]

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[Repo! the Genetic Opera]

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[Avatar]

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[Spike from Cowboy Bebop]

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[Neverending Story]

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[Merlin]

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What.

I haven't read the book, after I heard about the whole birth thing...but.

What.

:puts on her Twatlight hat: Hopefully I'm remembering this right.

Okay, so, Bella has a vampire baby, right? Well, in Smeyer-verse, vampires have rock hard skin and stuff, so her womb is subsequently rock hard even though she's human, okiedokie? (I dunno either.)

So the baby is killing Bella and they need to get it out nownownownow. This happens a little after she throws up a "fountain of blood", which is a turn of phrase that still makes me feel ill. Anyway, the only way to get the baby out without killing Bella is through a c-section, but no instrument has the power to do that on magically hard vampire wombs, so Vampire Edward, um.... uses his teeth. Because they are hard enough. He bites open her belly to get the demonspawn out.

Edited 2008-10-22 22:06 (UTC)

...................D8;;;

I'm not sure if I can generate a proper response to this.

I mean. I think what's more disturbing is that young girls are reading this crap and cooing over it. Christ. Meyer went from just shallow, but silly writing to grotesque. ftl

Yeeeeeeah, pretty much.

You should look into

cleolinda's summaries of the books. She quotes long passages, makes funny remarks, and explains a lot of crap in them. She also did the leaked Edward book, Midnight Sun. Edward watching Bella sleep from a rocking chair. :weeps:

The birthing scene was one of several disturbing things in that book. At one point during Bella's pregnancy, Edward pulls Jacob aside and says that he'd rather Bella and Jacob have children. So, he's basically pimping his wife out and all the fangirls are squealing, "THAT IS SO SWEET, OMG!1!!ONE!" Oh, then there's the imprinting scene. >.<

I think you got all of the er, important parts. I've tried to repress most of the book, so I'm not the best person to ask for details, lol.

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