[ SECRET POST #5438 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5438 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[Word of Honor]


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[Taskmaster]


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[Mock the Week / Frankie Boyle's New World Order]


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Comments

Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

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Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

If you had a major life decision to make, would it be pathetic to ask friends for advice? They're old friends, but this is not something we regularly do as part of our friendship.

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

Definitely not pathetic. It might be a little awkward since it’s not a regular part of your relationship, but asking close friends for advice on major decisions seems very reasonable to me.

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

It's not pathetic at all, anon! I have a friend like that who I've known forever and we don't really talk about things like major life decisions, but if she came to me asking for advice, I'd definitely want to help her out.

Re: Advice thread

[malurette]

I'm done. Legal ways Do Not Work. So what's the best way to straight up murder the squatters that have been vandalizing my neighbourhood for the last year and half? For months and moths my intrusive thoughts have suggested setting fire to the huge piles of garbage they're living in and until now always decided against it, but...

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

What legal things have you done?

Re: Advice thread

[malurette]

Repeatly phoning the police. Emailing the city hall, having the neighbours who lost their homes engaging eviction procedures with the public prosecutor, boarding all the broken-into houses, sending recorded letters to the prefecture, getting all the local landlords together to install a security gate at our alley's entrance.
Other than versing into illegal ways--fireguns are not allowed here for civilians--and forming a militia to shoot ourselves any trespassers, I don't know what else to do.

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

Trick them into opening The Puzzle Box?

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

https://rentahitman.com/

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

Well, when someone in my neighbourhood did this they also killed a 15-year-old girl so would not recommend.

Where are they actually squatting? Who owns that property?

Re: Advice thread

[malurette]

Several houses in a little private one-way street, that belong to a social houser and several different landlords. They first broke into one that was at the time empty, then harrassed, assaulted, drove from their legitimate home at least two tennants, destroyed everything inside, put garbage everywhere, got rats everywhere too, set fire to another one of the houses. Possibly murdered or covered for one of their own's ODs.

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

Too risky. No matter how angry you are, accidentally accidentally killing someone is never worth it. The stain would be on your soul forever.

Re: Advice thread

[malurette]

I don't have a soul anymore, they slowly broke it away piece by piece over that last year. All I'm concerned at this point is getting caught and getting a legal record when they still walk free after averything they've done (see above).

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

You could try parking yourself in front of the occupied property and scream every night until they tire out? You can "fake" having panic attacks and such so you'd be legally safe. Probaly. If the police don't act against those people I doubt they'll put you in prison for something like that.
The worse that can happen in this situation is violent act toward youself, but maybe you can protect yourself hiding your face and calling other people/friends to scream with you LMAO
Try taking this horrible situation with a pinch of irony to save your sanity. I know it sound impossible and maybe it is, but try it for your sake.

Please, don't do anything violent. They don't deserve all the years of guilt and more than probable imprisonment you'll face for it.

If you are completely losing your mind (which is understandable), maybe the safest bet is selling your house if it's your property and start somewhere else. Nothing and nobody deserve your freedom and sanity. As long as you are free (not in prison etc) you can change your situation. Try not to change it with a worse outcome than now. Wishing you the best.

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

SA
If they seriously are drug dealers and they deal there, you can try filming everything and sending the proof to the police?
Or you can also try destoying their eletricity/water lines to render those houses inabitable and hope they leave. This is still illegal and if caught you'll probably face dire consequences, but at least it's not violent?

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

Take some good pictures and/or videos of the disaster in progress. Post it on Twitter and @ the ministry of public health (or whatever you have), city hall, whatever social justice or save the children group is vocal in your city and at least two news stations. If no one gets back to you, follow up with a phone call to whatever station likes to be the most inflammatory and invite them to come on over to your neighborhood.

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

So given some of your other things: how white are you and how dark are they?

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

I'm currently muddling my way through a WIP that I've been working on and off since September, but I got a really fun idea for a new fic and I'm not sure if I should abandon my WIP for the time being to work on the new one or if I should just outline the new fic and continue on my WIP.

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

Coin toss, maybe?

Re: Advice thread

[(Anonymous)]

Post what you've written so far on whatever fanfic site you use, so you do not forget it and will always have a reminder to come back to it if you want to, and then start the next one. A lot of ficcers have multiple WIPs at the same time, and they hop between them as the muse strikes (in both senses of the term).

Re: Advice thread - Baby!

[(Anonymous)]

Ok so my niece is having her first baby in early December.

Any advice for what sort of commonly overlooked items to gift? I want to do something extra over the baby shower gifts I gave her but I want it to be more practical that they’ll need when they get home from the hospital so they aren’t stressing out.

For her baby shower I gifted the family diapers, a baby grooming kit and this adorable dragon that can attach to a pacifier (plus a few pacifiers) so it cannot roll away when dropped.

Re: Advice thread - Baby!

[(Anonymous)]

Anything and everything that is extra safe to chew. When that little cutie pie is teething, you will be grateful that they are not munching on your fingers.

Re: Advice thread - Baby!

[(Anonymous)]

Larger clothes (babies grow FAST). Books.

Re: Advice thread - Baby!

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding larger clothes for sure. Meals for the freezer. Somebody gifted us vouchers for a frozen meal company and it was the best present we got. Not having to cook from scratch to get a hot meal when you're painfully sleep deprived was honestly a godsend.