[ SECRET POST #5545 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5545 ⌋

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04. https://i.imgur.com/kPwldDB.png

[(Anonymous)]

futurama's blend of pathetic modernism with mildly futuristic technology sounds about right tbh

that or something post apocalyptic

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe for America. I really hope the rest of the planet doesn't end up so fucking soulless as America already is.

[(Anonymous)]

lmao

Is it time for popcorn already?

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh. God I hate fucking Yanks.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I'm sure your country is full of fine, upstanding citizens such as yourself, who don't paint entire nations with a broad brush, and your leaders are clean and there's no corruption or problems whatsoever beneath the surface.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you European of any flavor, because lmao if so

[(Anonymous)]

Piss off, limey.

[(Anonymous)]

Apparently so.

[(Anonymous)]

Looks like it.

[(Anonymous)]

Yup, queue a bunch of triggered Americans...
The difference is there does overall seem to be an attitude from America that they are the 'best country on the planet!' despite there being major flaws in their system.
As an Aussie, I'm sick of being portrayed as backwater hicks in American media and generally online, when the majority of us live in cities and are pretty sophisticated. Do we have our share of idiots? Absolutely! just look up "Pauline Hanson' and her pathetic followers. Ugh! Tony Abbott was voted in and he's the biggest dick out there. Even our current PM 'ScoMo' is embarassing.
Again, the difference is that Aussies don't go around pronouncing to the planet that we are the best country out there.
I'm sorry to triggered Americans, but I see it constantly online. The USA has great, welcoming friendly people and there are many positives to their society. But there are also negatives. The moment anyone dares point out the negatives a bunch of people get triggered and get all defensive.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, too late. It is either us or China's vision of the future, one where I Support Our Great Communist Party Future: Buy Chinese Computer Chips.

[(Anonymous)]

America is already so into China's pockets that it looks like it will be China then.

[(Anonymous)]

Looks like one of our regular trolls is back. *yawn*

[(Anonymous)]

Souls and dignity will be the first sacrifices when The Ones Who Came from Beyond descend upon us.

[(Anonymous)]

I really like that art. The ad with Mom is making me giggle.

[(Anonymous)]

Cloying dystopia, yup checks out.

[(Anonymous)]

Nah. Reason being, that in Futurama a huge portion of the human race haven't starved to death courtesy of climate change.

[(Anonymous)]

they dealt with the overpopulation issues by ramping up soylent cola production

[(Anonymous)]

Unfortunately, in Futurama canon, Global Warming was cancelled out by Nuclear Winter.

[(Anonymous)]

Still not out of the woods on that one in reality either.

[(Anonymous)]

they also dropped increasingly large ice cubes into the ocean every now and then, thus solving the problem once and for all

[(Anonymous)]

OP, I legitimately chuckled aloud at 'Good News Everyone' so that's well-played there.

[(Anonymous)]

so it'll suck, but we'll have a sense of humor about it? i'll take that, i guess.

[(Anonymous)]

I always thought The Fifth Element was one of the most realistic portrayals of the future since it's basically the present but with more technology. As far as I know, Futurama is similar in tone, so, yeah, I agree. Unfortunately.