[ SECRET POST #814 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #814 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Ouran High School Host Club]


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[Three Delivery]


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[Enya]


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[Watchmen]


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[milk]


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[Dead Space]


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[Katekyo Hitman Reborn]


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[Gundam 00]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 14 pages, 349 secrets from Secret Submission Post #116.
All Aboard the Failboat: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 - put in one comment ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ], [ 1 2 - doing it wrong ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

144

[super-robyn.livejournal.com]

I liked it too! Seriously, this show can't go wrong with me. I love it all.

154

[clayangel.livejournal.com]

I honestly don't think that would happen. None of the guys in The Wizard of Oz were ever love interests, were they? They were represented though her uncles or cousins or something, so they were family and friends, but never lovers. I imagine it would be the same for Tinman. I think it was pretty much established that she saw Cain as more of a father figure than anything, right? She'd probably end up hooking up with his kid.

[lipsofpoison.livejournal.com]

127. You'll never know till you try. I always feel that nervous about talking to people in RPs but you have to fight through it and sometimes, you make great friends.

[3goodtimes.livejournal.com]

119. "I would rather have the Hetalia secrets come back."

NO. NEVER AGAIN. GRARR!

That being said, I'd like to add the "I know it's gross and weird, but I find Rorschach hot and would bang him" secrets to your list. It's not a rare sentiment anymore when a shitload of people feel the same way, folks. You don't have to keep it secret.

Also, I don't care what the fangirls say, they wouldn't bang a stinky, paranoid hobo who murders people, no matter how noble he was.

[vivalana.livejournal.com]

Hey!

...he wasn't a hobo.

N!F 1.

[imaginaaation.livejournal.com]

Wrong. Masturbation can easily be the product of boredom, and interest in sex in fandom does not translate to interest in sex in real life. Repeat: fandom is NOT REAL LIFE.

I hate "elitist" asexuals. It's a complicated sexual identity. I agree that too many people think they are asexual, and I don't know your friend, but remember that not everyone who doesn't conform to your criteria is using it as a scapegoat.

Re: N!F 1.

[tehozza.livejournal.com]

"Masturbation can easily be the product of boredom, and interest in sex in fandom does not translate to interest in sex in real life."

THISTHISTHIS.
Two great -and stupidly overlooked- points right there, my friend.

111, 116, 120, 131

[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

111 = I love Kyouya, and I always cosplay him, despite certain body type differences, haha. I'd pretty much do anything to marry a guy like him. XP

116 = Excaliber wins everything.

120 = LOVE

131 = Basically all of that, except I'd still want him to fuck me silly. Preferably while smoking.

Re: 111, 116, 120, 131

[leloucia.livejournal.com]

holyshit icon XD

[and since I've already revealed myself elsewhere in the comments, hai, I'm 111 OP and future Kyoya cosplayer 8D]

[(Anonymous)]

119. Cosigned.

122. Jesus H Christ. Where can I find this petition so I can make sure none of these fuckwads are on my flist?

110, 132, 134

[matitablu.livejournal.com]

110. Lol, I *can* tell them apart, but the similarity is definitely there XD I once found a Flickr set of Jeffrey Dean Morgan where he was tagged as "Javier Downey Morgan". It cracked me up XD

132. Thisssss.

134. We're on the same boat, so I can't talk for fandom as a whole, but it's definitely okay for me, lol. I like Rorschach but I don't want to bone him.

Re: 110, 132, 134

[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

Drive-by icon steal!

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[kazumaru.livejournal.com]

I miss it too ):

[smirk-dog.livejournal.com]

145 - Switch your love for Pandora with Cook, and we pretty much agree.

146 - seriously. I cannot wait for the day when hating on Wilson is no longer cool. It's so ridiculous.

[(Anonymous)]

156. THIS SECRET IS SO EPICALLY, EPICALLY AWESOME.

...and also kinda hot.

[(Anonymous)]

138. Aw, Greg Proops. I have no idea what that show is, but I always thought he was kind of cute.

[(Anonymous)]

Can someone explain to me why secrets about personal grudges are allowed? The only people who are going to get them are the people who made it and the person it's about. If you're going to be that obvious why not just call them out instead of talking shit in a place where they can see it anyway.

Don't see the point. :/

[(Anonymous)]

They aren't allowed. Is there one today?

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[raimuchan.livejournal.com]

103. Awesome! :D

104. I've only seen the Watchmen secret, and I have to agree that it was adorable in a hilarious way. (Not to offend the OP, of course. I mean it in a good way!)

134. Hey, *I* don't find him attractive (but I don't find him all that ugly either...) and I like him. If we're doing it wrong, well, so be it.

[dragonzair.livejournal.com]

104. DAWWWW. This is a cute secret, too. <3

108. HELLO! I have friends who get what I'm saying. We were all obsessed with the show at one point, and...yeah. It shaped each and every one of us in different kinds of ways, too.

122. You have GOT to be kidding me.

108 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Do you guys even speak in Friends lingo sometimes, like you know, shoot quotes back at each other? :D

153

[wingalinged.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about it man. Code Geass fandom is purely ridiculous and I don't think anyone would mind. No one takes the fandom seriously enough....or shouldn't, anyway.

[(Anonymous)]

138: Greg! :) Awesome. Though what is up with his hair in that? Bless him.

I <3 Mr Proops so much. I even had the pleasure of meeting him in the past- he's a sweetie.

You've clearly not looked at the Whose Line fandom because if you had you'd realise that wanting to fuck him definitely needs not be a secret. He's super sexual.

[morriganangelus.livejournal.com]

139 - DARIEN FAWKES!!!!!! *glomp*
147 - ...that is so wrong, on so many levels. LMAO!!!
152 - Mmm...Stig.

[almightyspaz.livejournal.com]

139: I thought I was the only one who recognized him! I miss I-Man so much.

102, 121, 132, 146, not!secret 1, not!fandom 2, too big 2

[(Anonymous)]

102. Okay, now I'm curious which fics you're talking about. (Or at least the slash one.)

121. Yeah, he kinda looks like a lesbian I once knew.

132. Could've written this myself. *sigh*

146. Innocent? Sweet? House? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON ON?

N!S 1. Fetishizing real people is creepy and disgusting. Unfortunately, our culture seems to be obsessed with doing just that with celebrities -- tabloids, paparazzi, everything. Even those in the public eye deserve privacy, and the right to not have every detail of their lives scrutinized or theorized about or extrapolated into borderline libelous accounts.

N!F 2. I AM TECHNOPHILE.

TB 2. Word.

Re:121 OP

[(Anonymous)]

My girlfriend and I came up with this elaborate thing about how he's actually a flat-chested woman who's been hitting on guys to attract ladies (since, in my experience, ladies like talking to gay men since there's little chance they'll get hit on), and if he's a gay man working for a gay man, there's a chance he could vote there should be a woman in the works, therein locating a lesbian to befriend, fall in love with, and then subsequently reveal that he is actually a flat chested 'she'.

Also, he walks too much like a woman. Even a drag-queen doesn't naturally walk like that without heels or forced hip movement. lol

This whole thing was done within the credits of MILK. I think we've just put too much thought into the whole thing...

dissapoiunted =/= disappointed

[jennilee.livejournal.com]

108 could you *ruin* that word anymore than you already did? honestly, that is impressive.

Re: dissapoiunted =/= disappointed

[(Anonymous)]

Oops. Stupid typo!

But lol you're a really sad person to scan the secrets apparently only to find and post on a typo xD

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[jikeidannin.livejournal.com]

120 - OMG FINALLY! An older fan welcoming us newer ones. ilu2 anon.

128 - wtf, ew.

134 - I say it's allowed. Or at least SHOULD be. Dr. Manhattan is my favorite character, but I don't want to 'hit that'. I just think he's cool. (Same with Ozy. Sure he's pretty but I don't want to have sex with him.)

146 - The very THOUGHT of Wilson being out to take advantage of House is laughable to me.

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[lanjelin.livejournal.com]

111: What? Kyoya is awesome. Who disagrees?

153 I watched season one this week, and I think it's amazing! I haven't a clue how and where the fandom is, for now I'm satisfied with the canon (I'll go look for fandom when I've finished season two XD).

Re: 149 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Carpet/Abu/Iago?
lol. I was rewatching the first movie when I thought of it and there's not a huge amount of Iago-Abu interaction in that one. In Return of Jafar, I can totally see it.

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[mimes.livejournal.com]

119 - I actually enjoyed reading the Hetalia secrets, even when I wasn't into it. Now that I am I wish they'd come back, pff (well, except those lengthy "omg why are people offended/omg hetalia is morally wrong" ones).

The only issue I really have (and this goes for whatever fandom) is when people spam F!S with secrets that aren't really, you know, secrets.

Re: 119

[vivalana.livejournal.com]

The only issue I really have (and this goes for whatever fandom) is when people spam F!S with secrets that aren't really, you know, secrets.

That's seriously my pet peeve, too. Either I think they're misrepresenting their opinion has a secret, or they're just really wimpy. Like, why is 134. a secret? I'm not attracted to Rorschach, I just like the character? OOH SCANDAL.

I get embarrassingly upset by this.

[jaclynhyde.livejournal.com]

103. FUCK YEAH, PEARL.
104. And now you have added to them! :)
N!S 2. I have no idea what this is about, but music jokes make me happy.

n!s 2 op

[(Anonymous)]

back in the day when i learned the notes of the staff, we used acronyms. for lines on the treble clef, it was "every good boy deserves facials fudge". i just changed it a little.