[ SECRET POST #5725 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5725 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 13 secrets from Secret Submission Post #819.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

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General comments:

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The Queen Died

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone just ignore the angry troll in the comments. It will make them sad.

Re: The Queen Died

[(Anonymous)]

Can't believe he is going with King Charles III. Guess he can't do any worse than the previous two.

Re: The Queen Died

[kallanda_lee]

My first thought was: at least she got to see Boris go.

Re: The Queen Died

[(Anonymous)]

My condolences to her family. It’s kinda weird to think that there’s a king now instead of a queen.

Super weird question, but my neighbors are British and I know they were fans of the queen. If I see them today, should I tell them I’m sorry that the queen passed or would that be weird?

Re: The Queen Died

[tabaqui]

And weirdly, the news made me tear up. I don't have a horse in the race, am not British...but it made me damn sad.

Re: The Queen Died

[(Anonymous)]

🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀

Re: The Queen Died

[(Anonymous)]

I wanna unfollow half my mutuals on Twitter. Her death isn't just about her as a person and your detached problems with the UK and its monarchy, FFS. I hate everyone in power in my country, and if one of them died I would be hopeful but also terrified of the unknown change to come. I wouldn't want people from other countries making light of it in any way.

Re: The Queen Died

[(Anonymous)]

I liked the Queen, she took her role seriously and devoted her entire life to it. Was she perfect? No. But she was a million times better than those corrupt cretinous thieves in parliament.

On the other hand, I am dreading the amount of pomp and pageantry to come. Hate that stuff.

Re: The Queen Died

[(Anonymous)]

Thank-you!

Re: The Queen Died

[(Anonymous)]

Here's hoping the rest of her ugly monarchist family follows and they're left in a succession crisis and it falls apart so there's no more goddamn monarchy.

Re: The Queen Died

[(Anonymous)]

My condolences to the working class people who will be expected to foot the bill for a month-long mourning parade at a time when their state-run media is telling them that 3 meals a day is a little self-indulgent, really.

Beanboozled

[(Anonymous)]

Has anyone tried this? We got my nephew a box and were trying them. They are fucking rancid. The old bandaid one made everyone gag just from the smell.

Re: Beanboozled

[hey_hey_hey]

Sounds pointless to spend money on food that's intentionally inedible just for some stupid gag.

Re: Beanboozled

[(Anonymous)]

No, but it reminds me of the time my brother and his friend got these novelty Thanksgiving flavored sodas (mashed potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole, etc.) when we were teenagers and a bunch of people gathered around to watch them almost throw up lol.

Re: Beanboozled

[greghousesgf]

I don't want to be part of JK's Monty Python ripoff.

Re: Beanboozled

[(Anonymous)]

What?

Re: Beanboozled

[(Anonymous)]

The closest thing I've tried to this was the Bertie Botts Beans back when I was a youth and Jelly Belly first got the contract. Popcorn was supreme. Earwax and booger were fucking gross. Grass tasted like grass lol.

Last thing that made you laugh?

[philstar22]

What is the last thing that made you laugh?


I just spent the last hour on r/prequelmemes viewing the most popular ever posts. Some of them are really, really funny. My mom opened my door to check on me a couple times I was laughing so hard.

Re: Last thing that made you laugh?

[pantswarrior]

I was watching some more of an anime a friend got me curious about and suddenly I realized I had just watched the pope - who lives in Greece and serves Athena and is also a warrior monk from what seems to be a Buddhist settlement - fight the god of death with ofuda with Greek lettering.

...I mean in the context of the show it's serious and makes sense but then I thought about it out of context and just started cracking up.

Re: Last thing that made you laugh?

[greghousesgf]

Ghost World. that's such a great movie.

Re: Last thing that made you laugh?

[(Anonymous)]

This tweet:
twitter is so weird because it's like constant whiplash between a really funny joke, the most horrific violence you can think of, a movie that looks cool, an acquaintance having phenomenal tits, absolute despair, and the history of a medieval painting, all in about 90 seconds (https://twitter.com/sidbranca/status/1533506711872585729)

Re: Last thing that made you laugh?

[hey_hey_hey]

https://twitter.com/Iendryx/status/1567934723472904193

Re: Last thing that made you laugh?

[(Anonymous)]

Hanging out with my parents earlier...we're always laughing at something. Random references/jokes, stories about past family vacations/special occasions, crazy stories from when they were younger, Trump/Republican bashing, etc. I'm really lucky, my parents are pretty awesome. :)

Either/or

[philstar22]

Anyone else have a decision to make and need a push in one direction or the other? here's your thread.