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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2024-03-31 04:05 pm

[ SECRET POST #6295 ]


⌈ Secret Post #6295 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 28 secrets from Secret Submission Post #900.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Secrets you don't want to make...

(Anonymous) 2024-03-31 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made them for you! As always, including the fandom and full character names is a big help, and while I'm definitely not the world's greatest expert at secret design, I'll try my best. Please note that secrets with lots of text are difficult to accommodate, so I might not be able to make secrets where the text is so lengthy that I can't fit it into the limited space. Also, I'm sad this is necessary to say, but this thread is not the appropriate place to hold political debates or arguments about what is and is not fandom. Please start your own comment thread under the General Comments.

I'll monitor this thread until tomorrow's secret post goes up, so feel free to leave your comments until then!

Yours truly,

a secret maker

P.S. Please don't worry if you've submitted a secret and it hasn't been posted yet. I usually post these threads before running out of the previous batch of secrets to get a head start on the next batch.

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(Anonymous) 2024-03-31 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
xeno, monsterfucking, and bestiality are not the same things and not the same kinks, and I wish large swathes of fandom would figure this out and stop tagging things the wrong way

I'm not even into any of those three, which probably makes the secret that I am an annoyed pedant

they aren't the same thing, though :|

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(Anonymous) 2024-03-31 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Continuing the F!S thirst theme...

I never thought I'd see the day I would say Magneto is hot, but X-Men 97 has done it.

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(Anonymous) 2024-03-31 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
People like to rag on Comic Sans, but I must admit the font makes the captions on Manifestelle's videos much easier to follow.

(I'm still not sure how I feel about the other aspects of her videos, though.)


[Fandom: YouTuber Manifestelle]

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(Anonymous) 2024-03-31 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I really dislike the Found Family trope and how it's the most prominent trope in Gen fics. It's just too mushy for my taste and usually way too OOC.

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
I hate crossovers. I won’t read it if I notice there’s another fandom involved.

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
I hate that a large crowd in every fandom always seem to like reinterpreting canonically badass characters as weak, emotionally fragile babies. I just want to see my faves kick ass, okay?

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
I prefer Xena and Gabrielle as platonic besties.

My little asexual heart just liked a story about two strong ladies travelling together and having adventures and kicking ass and being bffs.

B!S I did ship Xena/Callisto

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
I have The Speech Prof to thank for getting me back into nail polish.

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I read Sex Criminals as the individual issues came out, and maybe that's why I still have no fucking clue what the plot was after about a third of the way through the story. It made sense when it was a robbery plot with kinky powers, but after the villains were introduced it sort of fell apart in my brain?

I'm not even mad, I'm just sitting here baffled at all the accolades and wondering if I need to give it another shot. (No pun intended. Or...is that a pun?) Maybe the length of time between issue releases was the problem?

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Cookie Monster is my hero.

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:49 am (UTC)(link)

There are prettier spaceships in fiction, there are faster spaceships in fiction, there are more heavily armed spaceships in fiction, there are bigger spaceships in fiction, but still, there are no better spaceships than the Enterprise-D, and my heart will always beat a little faster whenever I see her hove into view on screen.

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:50 am (UTC)(link)

I miss those weird lighthearted adventure shows of the seventies and early eighties. Why did we stop making them? They were fun.

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:50 am (UTC)(link)

I know actors are not their characters, and their characters are not their actors, but I can think of no case where the disparity is so great as that between Kevin Sorbo's Hercules and actual Kevin Sorbo. Hercules would be so disappointed by his actor. And one day, I will write that fic.

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sick of the idea that every movie has to contain some sort of deep allegory, or philosophical message; I just want to watch a giant lizard beat up a giant monkey. I need that in my life.

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:52 am (UTC)(link)

Still waiting for The Jetsons to deliver on that promised future. No, not the flying car or three hour work week, but the robot cleaner which can engage in sarcastic banter with me. When do I get that, Alexa?

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
A Bond movie without the sexism and imperialism just isn't a Bond movie. I hate those things in real life, but I wouldn't watch a Bond movie without them. I know, I'm the worst.

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:53 am (UTC)(link)

I still think that Terry Pratchett's works were more foundational to the internet era of fandom than Rowling's or even Star Trek's. But maybe not Sailor Moon's. (bonus secret: I think Pterry would approve of the latter being there, too.)

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:54 am (UTC)(link)

Is it wrong that I think that episode where they have a hologram of Quark's head on Kira's body is actually kinda hot?
[fandom is star trek deep space nine]

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
I was always suspicious of JK Rowling's work ever since she showed Harry Potter as having glasses. Any magical world in which you still have to wear glasses is insufficiently magical. Where was the Harry Potter and the Visit to the Lasik Clinic book?

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and shoot Sir Walter Scott for what he's done to my country's literature and our collective cultural image. I really would. Rabbie Burns and Neil Munro are safe though. If you like classic Scottish literature, read more of them and less of old Wally.

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Pleasantville would have been better a movie if they'd played it straight rather than as a subversion. Learn to be happier with simpler, I'd watch the hell out of that movie. [yeah, I'm keeping this one a secret for a reason. I am so toast for this]

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
The 1998 version of Godzilla was my entry point into the Big-G's franchise, and, as a kid, I loved it. The secret? I still kinda do. Obviously I dare not share this view in Godzilla fanspaces.

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
If Science Fiction is failing to show us a better future, it is failing at being science fiction.

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(Anonymous) 2024-04-01 08:59 am (UTC)(link)

In the Warhammer 40K universe, Star Trek is a cosmic horror story. They consort with Xenos, they can can all interbreed, the greater good is up for debate and challenge, science is something to experiment with and not worship, and red wunz do not go fasta at all... I'd love to see how all the factions in WH40K react to Trek, it'd be hilarious. I don't think either GW or whoever owns Star Trek this week would play ball at all on that though.

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