[ SECRET POST #6406 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6406 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 64 secrets from Secret Submission Post #916.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made them for you! As always, including the fandom and full character names is a big help, and while I'm definitely not the world's greatest expert at secret design, I'll try my best. Please note that secrets with lots of text are sometimes difficult to accommodate and I'll give it a shot but might not be able to make secrets where the text is so lengthy that I can't fit it into the limited space.

I'll monitor this thread until tomorrow's secret post goes up, so feel free to leave your comments until then!

Yours truly,

a secret maker

P.S. Please don't worry if you've submitted a secret and it hasn't been posted yet. I usually post these threads before running out of the previous batch of secrets to get a head start on the next batch.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Miyagi-No! Eagle Fang's where I'll always hang!

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

As someone who has tried to watch this thing three times now, and failed, I just wanna know; at which episode in Singular Point does Godzilla actually show up to do some Godzilla-ing?

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I don't understand The Bedsitting Room, but I do kinda get The Bedsitting Room. Same with The Cement Garden. Sometimes the bleakness and absurdity is the point.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Nobody who went to a fee paying school, or an Oxbridge college, ought to be allowed to be an actor these days. Especially not Eton or Dragon School. Get the posh twats out of my media if they aren't going to have a sense of shame over it.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I used to criticize Idiocracy for being just classist sneering, but... Thanks a fucking lot, Hogan.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I wish I knew why tv and movie creators are so obsessed with Henry VIII of England. Why it is whenever they decide to do something on a historical monarch they so often end up with Fat Henry? Hopefully this changes, thanks to the Bridgerton crowd.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

If you have your characters stay in an Air BnB, then I'm going to drop your work from my reading list immediately.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm looking forward to next week's secrets thread, and all the secrets bitching about Deadpool and Wolverine. Just gettin my popcorn ready.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Yes Prime Minister convinced me WW2 was not worth fighting. Sir Humphrey was actually right. I don't like it, I really don't like it, but I agree with it. "All we achieved after six years of war was to leave Eastern Europe under a Communist dictatorship instead of a Fascist dictatorship. At a cost of millions of lives and the ruination of the country."

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Star Trek's most accurate prediction of the future is the stilted way Picard says "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" in the tone of a man who has finally worked out how to get his Virtual Assistant to produce the thing he wants and not some random unrelated result and intends to keep it that way.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I think King Charles is probably autistic, and also Prince Harry too. That is why they are so stuck in their relative situations.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Descendants 4 is aggressively mediocre, but I've forgiven it. Because not only did it have Brandy and Paolo reprise their roles from 1997 Cinderella, it also honored the genetic fuckery of that movie and just rolled with the fact that these two have a white son now. Guess he got grandpa's genes.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Between the AI art and the raging unapologetic homophobia by the company/devs behind it, I judge anyone who gushes about Love and Deepspace. Especially if they're in the LGBT+ community or pretending to be allies.
(Also, fucking tag that shit. I blocked just about any possible version of the name and it keeps popping up on my feed.)

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know how anyone can claim Season 4 of The Boys is Leftist or Woke when the main antagonist is a white guy who is secretly manipulated by a black woman pulling his strings to get her own agenda made. That is peak white male conspiracy theory territory.

Inspired by 10

[(Anonymous)]

Most fanfic isn't gold. I think sometimes people are spoiled by the rare fandoms with a lot of gold, and they do exist, but even then, the gold is fleeting. Fanfic is about having fun, not writing a literary masterpiece.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Johnny Lawrence doesn't need Miyagi-Do, what he needs is Genma Saotome style. Strike hard, strike first, make quick tactical retreat to the bar when necessary.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I appreciate how big of a deal it is that RWappin got into Weird Al's Polkamania video, but... tbh I thought it was a fan recreation of his style/characters at first, not the man himself doing it. Something about the segment just feels very off-model to me, and it takes me out of the moment.

I'm fully aware that this is a me problem.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

If you think The Joker is some sort of antihero, then I think you ought to be banned from fandom. All fandom. And possibly put on some sort of watchlist.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Whenever there's an oral sex scene in a fic I imagine that the gentialia in question is freshly washed. It just grosses me out otherwise.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Hadestown -> Epic: the Musical

yeah I said it

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

When I was a young teen, I would totally have let David Bowie do me. Now I'm older, grown up, and... I'd still have let Bowie do a teen me. Damn, it was a tragedy when we lost him.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

[Ant-man and the Wasp; Ghost]

I identified a lot with Ghost.
I've been in constant pain before and get how it could drive someone extremes to stop it.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

The one thing I hope we change about any new Bond flick now we've moved on from the Craig era, the ugly suits. I think Craig's Bond has been worse dressed than Moore's big seventies era flares.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

[Conan o'Brien]
I think Conan o'Brien's kinda hot?


(Note to Secret Maker For Reference: Conan Washes His Desk! https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D8evHC5LKKx0&ved=2ahUKEwiPhZqly7aHAxULC3kGHf_UBPIQwqsBegQIHhAG&usg=AOvVaw1vda-mxkQdsJSqAxOnFYtM)