[ SECRET POST #6476 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6476 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 39 secrets from Secret Submission Post #926.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made them for you! As always, including the fandom and full character names is a big help, and while I'm definitely not the world's greatest expert at secret design, I'll try my best. Please note that secrets with lots of text are sometimes difficult to accommodate. Most of the time, I'll give it a shot but might not be able to make secrets where the text is so lengthy that I can't fit it into the limited space.

I'll monitor this thread until tomorrow's secret post goes up, so feel free to leave your comments until then!

Yours truly,

a secret maker

P.S. Please don't worry if you've submitted a secret and it hasn't been posted yet. I usually post these threads before running out of the previous batch of secrets to get a head start on the next batch.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I like M/F ships, a lot of them. But when it comes to PWPs, I'll only read M/F if it is BDSM. That isn't because those are even my kinks, either. Just like in the romance/erotica publishing world, in fanfic a vast majority of M/F PWPs are thinly disguised BDSM without the rules and boundaries and without the tag. If your male character is barking orders, that's at least D/s, please stop pretending otherwise.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I love both Star Wars EU and new canon. But of all the characters who could have been transferred from one to the other, I wish it had been anyone but Thrawn. He's seriously overrated.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I miss hopeful media. I'm sick of the dark and depressing everything. Can we please bring back some hope? I want media that is a genuine escape from the real world, not a replica. You are creating fictional worlds, they don't have to mirror our own.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I feel bad for Chappell Roan. I feel like we are witnessing a not-so-slow mental breakdown. Girl just needs to stop and focus on the music, and ignore the internet for a bit.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know why the recent Dave Grohl drama upset me and made me surprisingly disappointed, but it did. I didn't know I had expectations of him.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I desperately want to be excited for Dragon Age The Veilguard but every new news I read shatters that excitment and hope a little more.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I think the statements made about human intelligence in the first Men in Black movie have aged like fine wine.

Spoilers for Jujutsu Kaisen

[(Anonymous)]

(Thanks for doing this, secret maker!)

I didn't hate the final chapter for Jujutsu Kaisen. It wasn't the best obviously, but it wasn't the worst. It just felt more like a side chapter than an actual ending. I did hate pretty much everything leading up to it and all the unanswered questions, but the chapter itself was perfectly mid.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm really hoping that the UMK leaks are fake this year. Poets of the Fall is the one band for me that I would be absolutely devastated if they didn't win (both UMK and Eurovision itself), even if they placed really high otherwise. I'd rather if they didn't participate in the first place.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I love Xianxia as a genre, I really do. But something I just can't get behind are the huge numbers. As in, authors tend to really overdo it with the scale of ... just about everything. Be it money/spirit stones/whatever, distances or, my main issue, timespans. I get it, it's supposed to underline the fantastical/immortality aspect of things. But timeskips/ story developments over time that are in the range of hundreds or even thousands of years without anything meaningful actually changing about the world always cracks my suspension of disbelief more than anything else.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I know, I know, ACAB, but I still love watching Law and Order SVU. I adore Olivia Benson, and would trust her to protect and serve. She's been my fitspiration in my weight loss journey and one of my earliest bi-crushes!

B!S! I still find Stabler hot, problematic behavior aside

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like a bad? problematic? weak? bisexual because the only men I am attacted to are fictional.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

When people find out that I think Adam Driver is hot, they immediately launch into rants about now ugly and weird looking he is, and I guess I still defend him because he reminds me of one of my earliest animated crushes, Mozenrath from the animated Aladdin cartoon series spinoff.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

The earliest childhood memory of becoming aware of and contemplating my own future death was when watching the 1993 TV film, The Halloween Tree. I don't even remember the plot, but the feelings were so disturbing and unsettling from watching it in my memory that I have no desire to watch it again.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I don't care how shitty a season my professional soccer team is having, they will never lose me as a diehard fan, because it was through going to their matches that I met my wife.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

30 years later, I'm still drawing fashion inspiration from The Nanny.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Punkitt has forever changed the way I say "capybara".

S!B Of all the esoteric things to be affected...!

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

In games where you can romance NPCs, I always end up playing only one romance storyline.

Maybe because my PC is a character in their own right so them taking the other path in a non-romance storyline dilemma event where both decisions are equally appealing or repulsive and they metaphorically flipped a coin is easy to see, but a sudden orientation change, or suddenly being cool with good/evil LIs, or suddenly ignoring the first LI to chase the second, is harder to imagine.

Then I think about starting the whole game over with a new PC to see other romances and ugh. Too long. Too repetitive. Too annoying. Guess I'm stuck with the first LI path I take.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I think it would have made the later seasons of House at least 10 times better if they had kept Amber around

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I feel a little guilty about how quickly I accepted the new names in Ace Attorney Investigations 2.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Ngl I get kind of annoyed when people get all huffy about their unasked for fandom opinions being met by dissent.

If someone is shitting on your fave on a fan forum for your fave, yes, that person disrespecting the intent of the place. But if you tell someone your random thoughts on a character/series/canon in a neutral context, most people go "oh, okay, we're discussing opinions on this thing now" and will tell you theirs. Which may not be positive.

Maybe consider not doing that if you don't want to risk hearing other opinions?

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

(Pokémon)

I think if you have both versions of a Pokémon game your dex in the other should update when you get a regional variant and vice versa.

I'm THIS close to buying Scarlet bc I want an Alolan Vulpix so bad I'm willing to don the ugly uniform just to get one in the later game.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

If, in modern animation, VAs are supposed to match their animated personas' ethnicity, I hearby claim Vanellope Von Schweetz for the Jewish people. That's our Disney Princess.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I sometimes think that playing Animal Crossing after work is the only thing keeping me from smacking one of the children I work with. I started playing the game when I started the job recently and it is nice to come home from all those adorable, rude little human faces to play with my adorable, nice animal faces.

B!S Every Saturday I find myself on Etsy trying so hard to make myself not buy access to a treasure island. I've tried those discord ones but they're always too crowded. And I feel guilty about cheating even if nobody cares.